SurfHipster or GayBro?

Posted by lewis on February 16, 2009 at 9:35 pm.

A lot of the young cool kids nowadays "R really in2 earnestness" instead of "cynicalness."

They tell me that I'm "out of touch" with what's cool and that I should stop "H8ing" on relevant lifestyle brands like INSIGHT with LUKEY STEDMANDS and instead I should embrace RVCA and transcendental surfers like "AL KNOWST" who is the Future of Surfing.

Please help me "str8in" this out cause I'm a little confused:

What's the difference between RetroBros and SurfHIPsters? Can our future be our past? Is nothing as modern as riding a plank of wood?

I've been looking at lots of pictures of ALeX KNoWST to try to figure it out. I think I almost get it - I understand that he's cooler than me, because he is more authentic and relevant and doesn't have to work for a living.

But is he a SurfHipster or a RETRObro? They both ride the same boards... but wear different pants. Is there a difference?

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OR is he a Surfhipster or a GAYbro? Not that there would be anything wrong with AL being a GAYbro cause I saw MILK and I GET IT.

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But then again maybe he's a PedophiloBRO instead of a GAYbro? Maybe I'm old and out of touch with "WHATs IN" but I still think being a PedohiloBRO is kinda wrong. Maybe I'll change my mind when there's a culturally relevant movie about PEDOphiloBro civil rights starring Jeff Spicoli and Mr. Hand?
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33 Comments

  • SF says:

    Keep that Alex creep away from children!

  • barndog says:

    Gay Bro. If style came from Newport Beach we’d all be wearing second hand jeans, pegged at the leg of course. Jerky longboarding at Blackies is not noteworthy in the world of surfing. Sorry Knost. Although I did enjoy his part in that big budget surf movie where he goes to Vietnam with his Dad. Super cool.

    But yeah, I think they call people like Knost bi-curious?

  • Marlin says:

    HAaaaa Haaaaa Ha. Love this sheeet LS! HA

  • Billauer says:

    Fruit Salad!

  • Can Kicker says:

    You Sir are the new “Prince of Snark.” Welcome!

  • busycorner says:

    nail on the head!!!

  • live2surf4ever says:

    Easy targets.

  • Brady says:

    This site is a drop in the pan….Just wait until the industry cracks the whip on you. - Brady 54th

  • Jake says:

    Alex is an average surfer and terrible musician.

  • live2surf4ever says:

    You fashion cops should take those guys shopping this weekend for new clothes. Maybe get a mani and pedi while you are at.

  • guy says:

    its just different style you idiot. i love dumb fuks like you who have some issues and hate on people for what they wear. why dont you just shut your mouth. what are you some kind of homophobe? you remind me of a dumb kunt football player making fun of surfers in highschool. get a fukn life with ur rip curl cargo shorts and billabong tshirt. fuk ya

  • dudemanbro says:

    To me Knost seems like another trust fun kid pretending to be something he’s not. But it could be worse, where I live all the rich kids pretend to be hippies with dreadlocks, and they stink!

  • A-train says:

    I would understand the whole hipster fashion thing better if the clothes actually fit and were comfortable. But why would you wear skin tight jeans and seek out ironic and retro clothes if not for vanity and becoming just another follower in a sad trend?

  • guy says:

    everyone that follows that style dresses differently, you dont see them wearing the same thing. tight pants are sexy anyways. i figure as long as youre gettin laid then who gives a fuck. and to quote a great movie “no ones gotten laid in cargo shorts since nam”

  • A-train says:

    Yeah Guy, the variations on supertight jeans that are impossible to sit down in are endless–pure individuality on the hipsters’ part.

    Yeah, fuck cargo shorts, man! They are comfortable and you can keep things in the pockets, like phones and wallets, and they work well when you travel…

    Better to castrate yourself with your pants, wear ironic eye glasses, cruise around on a busted bike with no brakes, and travel to the far ends of burning man once a year instead of anywhere cool.

  • gonad says:

    lewis - how come ‘RVCA’ was tagged in the Al Knost post but ‘Quiksilver’ wasn’t tagged in Kelly’s? The answer is the Knost/RVCA connection is already ingrained in your subconscious!

  • Ben says:

    fashion-wise, he’s nothing too originial, but for those of you who’ve never seen him surf in person- he absolutely kills it.

  • Gary E says:

    Great Rant - I’ve a few mag articles and photos about this dude and i have one conclusion: WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHY SHOULD I CARE? Just because you wear tight pants, ride a longboard and wear a wetsuit from the 60’s that does not keep you warm and gives you a mega rash (wetsuit technology has advanced in the past 40 years) does not make this guy cool. Please tell the surf media to stop shoving this guy in our face. thank you.

  • Ted says:

    Under the flag of improved/modern longboarding, these hipsters are stagnating in pre-teen cool-guy bull crap. Nothing new at all about these guys. But then again, how many surfers are doing anything new? But at least most people aren’t trying that hard and don’t look that stupid.

  • guy says:

    alex is a tool, but dont hate on style. A train you obviously dont get laid.

  • stirling says:

    Just another thing for little Lewi Samuels to right off. What pointless jibe do you have for us next little Lewi?

  • A-train says:

    Guy,

    People like you that write about getting laid on a surf forum are probably the ones who not getting laid. Sounds to me like you are feeling a little insecure in your tight pants?

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  • MUSTAPHA MOND says:

    he’s nothing new and there’s nothing new in surf fashion. the trendy pendulum will swing (just like Alex does) and people will butch-up and stop wearing their little sister’s clothing. just give it time. just like in the 90’s (if you were alive) kids wore giant pants (which was even a worse trend) the trangender-capri-pants and super-deep-vee tees will also die…..

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