A lot of the young cool kids nowadays "R really in2 earnestness" instead of "cynicalness."
They tell me that I'm "out of touch" with what's cool and that I should stop "H8ing" on relevant lifestyle brands like INSIGHT with LUKEY STEDMANDS and instead I should embrace RVCA and transcendental surfers like "AL KNOWST" who is the Future of Surfing.
Please help me "str8in" this out cause I'm a little confused:
What's the difference between RetroBros and SurfHIPsters? Can our future be our past? Is nothing as modern as riding a plank of wood?
I've been looking at lots of pictures of ALeX KNoWST to try to figure it out. I think I almost get it - I understand that he's cooler than me, because he is more authentic and relevant and doesn't have to work for a living.
But is he a SurfHipster or a RETRObro? They both ride the same boards... but wear different pants. Is there a difference?
OR is he a Surfhipster or a GAYbro? Not that there would be anything wrong with AL being a GAYbro cause I saw MILK and I GET IT.
But then again maybe he's a PedophiloBRO instead of a GAYbro? Maybe I'm old and out of touch with "WHATs IN" but I still think being a PedohiloBRO is kinda wrong. Maybe I'll change my mind when there's a culturally relevant movie about PEDOphiloBro civil rights starring Jeff Spicoli and Mr. Hand?