Staying cool in the surf world is all about keeping up with the latest trends.
I've noticed that the best young surfers in the world share a common bond: they love Backdoor action.
In the latest issue of , Dusty Payne tells us the last advice his manager gave him was "No babies in the bum."
Stab, being an Australian outlet, is a bit more forthright on the subject.
Here's a direct quote from their :
"Ass play: Definitely done it with a couple of girls. One cougar liked having sex in her butt, like, 80 per cent of the time. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?"
It's heartwarming to see the surfing superstars of tomorrow acting as positive role models for today's grom.
My favorite lil' grom reader Charlie D. from the OC noticed - he wrote in with this question:
Hay,
Ive been readin STAB they had a hole innerview with JORDY about SEX wich is AWSOME but kinda sucks for me cause I promised mom a vow of obstinance until I'm 16 at least. But then i got STOKED when I read about Jordy and the cougar that he did in the BUTT LOL!!!! My friend at church told me Jesus sez U R still a virgin if U put it in the Butt.
So hears my question. Jordy says that Cougar liked it in the butt 80% of the time. Im not dum - I no what a cougar is and no what 80% means. So I asked this one girl Stacy who is in the grade above me if I could put it in her butt. She said no. So I asked her 10 times and she didn't say OK even ONCE so I don't think Jordy is rite with that 80% thing. What am I doin WRONG? An if stacy sez yes how do I git it in there?
thanx bro, CHARLIE D>
ROTFMAO
Congrat’s on the blog, it rocks!
Lewis. you are too fricken Funny. Holy sheet. you’re my homepage. put up some more material and make me laugh behind this darn computer screen. HA!!!!!!!!!!
just goes to show what celebrity can do…in what other world does a down syndrome looking Jordy get any action, let alone anal from a cougar?
hahaha
Why does a rich young surf star need to be hitting cougars anyway?
have you seen him?
Stu- He is one ugly dude…maybe he should up with Chyna.
If we knew what she was into the other 20% of the time we could make a pie chart
mmmm, pie.
MEOW! cougars or not, who cares. front entrance, the garage, the backdoor, or the side door, who cares?! let the young rascal hit whatever he wants and whichever way they’ll let him. good on ya jordy! we need to hear more interviews like this! bring on those sex-starved surf groupies.