It's a widely-acknowledged fact that Jews control the media. (Hey, don't worry, I can acknowledge this because I am half-Jewish. (Perhaps this is why I am only half-way to having control in the surf media. (And I hope I didn't just alienate my Meshugina Skinhead fan base by confirming my Jewish heritage.)))
I'm often asked what article I'd write about surfing if I could write absolutely anything. Currently I'm leaning towards a round-table discussion, SurfingMag style, focusing on Jews' control of surfing. Our panel would consist of prominent surfing Jews Makua Rothman, Eddie Rothman, Dorian Paskowitz, and Shaun Tomson. The discussion would be moderated by Larry David, uber-Jew of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld fame.
I can just picture it now:
Dream Team: Makua, Shaun, Dorian, Eddie, and LD.
Larry David: So, Fast Eddie... Can I call you Fast Eddie by the way? Please explain to me how a Jewish kid from the mainland can show up on the North Shore and all of a sudden be running Da Hui? Isn't that the story? Are you like a Mossad agent or something? Did you use sarcasm or violence? It seems like Israeli Jews excel at violence, while American Jews are more dangerous in terms of sarcasm. What worked for you? Tell me your secret, Jew to Jew... I can't even get my agent to respect me, let alone intimidate anyone.
Fast Eddie: Wot you say Brah? You like Beef?
Larry David: Only if it's cooked rare. I can't stand it when someone overcooks a steak. Have you ever yelled at someone for overcooking steak? I'm not proud to admit that I have. That's probably the most gangster type thing I've ever done. I yelled at a 5' tall waitress. She wasn't intimidated... Who's your personal trainer? You look really fit. What's with the centipede on your chest? Is it a pet, or is that an incidental centipede crawling across your chest? Are centipedes kosher? They have a shell, but they're not a fish... so that's a tough one.
And so on.
wow.
you have balls.
Does Makua still have those man-boobies? Did they go away when he started going by Makuakai?
Makua: wins an XXL at 18 and follows with a win at big Sunset in 2007 by beating Neves, Fanning, and Ross.
It is not a surfing skill, but intimidation and dangerous underbelly connections never hurt…
I wished that Jews controlled womens surfing. I, for one, would love to see some Menorah on labia minora action.
Only Monday, yet it will be hard for anyone to beat “The Nug” for comment of the week.
Speaking of Larry David. He has to be the most over-rated Jew in comedy. The guy is just not funny. There’s a long standing tradition of funny Jewish guys in the world of comedy, but that asshole isn’t one of them. I’ve seen this douchebag in social situations, and he really is an asshole. He might even be a bigger asshole than Scott Bass, who happens to be a world class asshole.
Fuck Scott Bass. I’m glad to see other people call him out for his less than mediocre writing skills. He banned me from the SurferMag forum just because I criticized his bad writing. He’s a thin-skinned punk with a fragile ego. I’m not surprised that his “degree” came from some glorified high school.
LARRY DAVID RULES! You need to go back and watch season 3&4.
ALL CLASSICS.
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# Season: 4
# Episode: 6
The Car Pool Lane
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#Season 3,
#Ep 7:
The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
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#Ep 8: Krazee-Eyez Killa
The Paskowitz family are nuts, I went to the CAMP for a week when I was 14. Crazy experience.
The Rothman’s should be in Prison. Anywhere else and they would be locked up.
Everyone always tiptoes around this subject and their crew.
On Larry David, I have to agree with Shane. And no one, including Mr. David himself, would argue with you, Frank, that he’s an asshole. That’s precisely what his humor is all about.
long live the educationless
Is Eddie Rothman is masturbating in that photo? or have I just been online too long this evening..
ho brah what you say bout me brah you bedda come to hawa’ii i gonna pound you brah my haole daddy gonna pound you too brah i got man boobs i need a brah, brah!
My comments about Scott “Semi-literate” Bass were meant for the entry about his “Spot VS Break” article. Don’t know why they’re posted here.
Re: Larry David. Yes, he’s an asshole. No, he’s not funny. I’ve tried watching the TV shows he’s been responsible for. They are not funny. Mostly, it’s just stupid attempts at being a second-rate Woody Allen. At least Allen USED to be funny.
Larry David is a talentless jerk.
He’s just another hypocritical Hollywood shmuck.
Frank why don’t you go put on your size 44 Birdwells and get your stupid ass back to the Jimmy Buffett concert, you lilliputian wimp.
Pants_Aficionado…Why don’t you lick my hemorrhoids? Is your real name Scott? Or, are you some other ignorant douchebag?
BTW - I wear size 31.
Bernie Baker is Jewish - and he’s been an event director on the north shore since the mid 70’s.
Yes and there’s 7 jew bankers in the center of the earth that control all the world’s money.
Fuck all ya’ll anti-Semetic haters. I love surfing, I love being Jewish, and this post makes me happy. Too bad ya’ll gentiles can’t catch up to the most talented people in the world…You will never be able to dominate the barrel like us.
Give the Jewish Rothman family a break…those are matzo ball hemorrhoids in Eddies Ass, and Christmas ornaments (not manboobs) hanging on Makua’s chest (he’s part non-jew too)
I love Larry David’s Comedy! the admin should talk more about him!
I love Larry David’s Comedy! the admin should talk more about him!
hei I love Larry David’s Comedy! the admin should talk more about him!
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nice story editor , write more about him.
Gosh!…wouldn’t it be wonderful to be a superstar like that. So much talent and probably oodles of dosh, too!
interesting story,
interesting story,
hi there I love Larry David’s Comedy! you should talk more about him!
hey I love Larry David’s Comedy! the admin should talk more about him!
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