Hey Yall. With the economy being so bad, I think I better SELL OUT any way I can.
What can I do to make everyone like this website?
Maybe I should post photos of me BROing out with super awesome, relevant pro surfers and then all you surf fans will be like, "Wow, you're so cool, I wish I could be YOU!" And then clothing companies will give me money cause I heard being cool sells clothes somehow, like, magically.
OR.... maybe I just just post lots of photos of really cute stuff. Like pictures of kittens and unicorns and titties and cupcakes. I heard websites with an overload of CUTE get a TON of hits and then I'll get all this money from ads for diet pills.
OR... maybe I'll become a celebrity gossip blog and just start posting maybe-nsfw photos of maybe nipslip upskirt lindsay lohan dried-up lessie cokey coochie and maybe tell you which pro surfer is fucking which other pro surfer. Reality TV shows will buy ad space.
OR... maybe I should devolve into a straight-up mentally ill unabomber type, and get a cabin in the wilderness, far far away from the surf industry. I'll use a dial-up connection and write zany zingers about pro surfers I've never met before. The dial-up will make me SO ANGRY that I'll be really mean and sarcastic. All you readers who're angry too will worship me like I'm Che Guevara. Maybe you'll will donate money, like you do for SurfAid.