Now that I'm an "authority on surfing" I get letters from groms who are trying to decipher what surfing is all about. Here's another letter from little Charlie D, an inquisitive Grom from the OC who's just trying to figure out "how 2b COOL."
Hay,
R comedians TERRORISTS? My Dad has been drinkin alot an watchin his MATLOCK dvds, hes such a douche he dont even now what NETFLIX is let alone WATCH INSTANLY. Anyway, Dad is all chapped because hes sez the 8os were better when we had a STRONG leader Ronald Reggaen. Dad sez now everythings ruined cause the economies soooo bad and that bitch mom keeps askin him for Ali Moni - who I've never even met by the way - I don't know who she is. After I'm at dads, mom always asks me about that SLUT Nikki who sleeps with dad instead of asking about Ali Moni. HUH?!?!?
But what Im writing about is this comedians thing. I like people who R funny like U. But Dad hates comediens, he sez that old woman Tina Fay ruined our great nation cause she made Sara Palin look dumb and stuff and now we have a TERRORIST as R PREZ. So Tina is worse than Sadamn dad says.
Does that mean U R a terrorist? I hope not cause I like the POWER RANKING its funny but it got me thinkin, U R pretty harsh on TAJ and TAJ is cool so maybe U R a TERRORiST?
Please B nicer 2 TAJ.
-CHaRLlie D
if this is real, i want to hang out with this kid’s dad. absolute fucking hilarity–no question. (Ali Moni? jesus…that’s too classic to be authentic!)
Ummmm… Kind of an annoying read, for not much payoff. C’mon Samuels, you’re better than that.
Let hear more stories of AI banging Tara Reid in rehab!! (through the Backdoor, of course)
Lewis I really like your power rankings, but do you really have to stoop to either making stuff like this up or indulging the trolls who made it up and sent it to you? It’s just not that funny and if you are using it an attempt at satirical commentary then the only people it persuades are those who are not worth persuading.
Where’s the story? Does this post have anything to do with surfing? And I would love to hatefuck Sarah Falin, to the point where I’d have her screaming “I love liberals and surfing!”.
lewis, this post is beyond lame.
This is good stuff Lew, let the morons who can’t hang name themselves.
I lived in Newps for 25 years, this kid’s “story” reads unfortunately genuine. HB is worse, faux Christian/Republicans, living examples that personify hypocrisy. God save humanity from religion and Orange County “conservatism”. I left in disgust and the sand banks are gone anyway, although the sewage may push more precious sand out from RJ’s on the next “electrical delay” that overwhelms the Brookhurst facility. Knowlege in spite of information, the entitlement of ignorance.
This is .sicko. listen to be silly..you are wonderful as is. you are the fameous surfer and I look up to
if only richard pryor had had access to material like this!
Great stuff lewis! Finally a site that isnt politically correct and has some old fashioned biting humor. And a message to the 2 kooks Alex and Mike. Alex you probably couldnt satisfy Sarah Palin you f-ing fag and Mike needs to move to France to be with his kind ( liberal atheists ).
Once again GREAT stuff L.S.