Comments on: The Needs of the Many http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/ Unfiltered Thoughts on Surf Culture Mon, 21 May 2012 23:36:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Hotel Guide http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-13285 Hotel Guide Wed, 14 Apr 2010 22:05:11 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-13285 Marvelous post - and good domain by the way! Marvelous post - and good domain by the way!

]]> By: Mike http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-465 Mike Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:54:21 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-465 Kelly projected his turns, squared off at will and linked everything without any recovery.... fucking amazing. Jiggy's spot on about Kelly's boredom, why else would he fuck around during the contests everyone else is so scared to experiment. Did anyone else watch Litmus? Derek Hynd surfing perfect J Bay on the biggest pieces of shit buried under the worst shapers house for decades. First thing that came to my mind was...... "That fuck has surfed too many good waves". Worst part about Kelly's surfing around here, it'll inspire another swath of morons to order boards that don't work. The retro bullshit that we left behind by '75 amazes me and the 40 year old tube virgin has plenty of company with this young "candy" board crowd. Those boards never worked and they prove that every good swell. And they keep buying em! Next up sheeple, the alaia board craze complete with a Duke tattoo kit. Don't laugh, they're coming. Kelly projected his turns, squared off at will and linked everything without any recovery…. fucking amazing. Jiggy’s spot on about Kelly’s boredom, why else would he fuck around during the contests everyone else is so scared to experiment.

Did anyone else watch Litmus? Derek Hynd surfing perfect J Bay on the biggest pieces of shit buried under the worst shapers house for decades. First thing that came to my mind was…… “That fuck has surfed too many good waves”.

Worst part about Kelly’s surfing around here, it’ll inspire another swath of morons to order boards that don’t work. The retro bullshit that we left behind by ‘75 amazes me and the 40 year old tube virgin has plenty of company with this young “candy” board crowd. Those boards never worked and they prove that every good swell. And they keep buying em! Next up sheeple, the alaia board craze complete with a Duke tattoo kit. Don’t laugh, they’re coming.

]]> By: jiggy jig http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-461 jiggy jig Fri, 13 Mar 2009 23:19:06 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-461 I hope you're right Mike. The boards go fine for threading the needle but for performance 3/4s of a board either does 3/4s of a turn or 7/4s of a turn. Either way it's foul. I think it may be like his pretending to ride a quad at the beginning of last season. I can see how he would be bored off his nut by now and just want to mix it up but hopefully he makes an honest effort on an honest board to go for ten. I hope you’re right Mike. The boards go fine for threading the needle but for performance 3/4s of a board either does 3/4s of a turn or 7/4s of a turn. Either way it’s foul. I think it may be like his pretending to ride a quad at the beginning of last season. I can see how he would be bored off his nut by now and just want to mix it up but hopefully he makes an honest effort on an honest board to go for ten.

]]> By: Mike http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-456 Mike Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:37:23 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-456 Brilliant Jiggy jig, brilliant. Wonder if Mark has posters of Dane all over his room to please himself in between bouts of "fantasy" surfing. But, as all conservatives do, Mark is showing us his inclusive nature and will continue to read Lewis although it will be banned by his church. Calm down everyone, Parko killed a crappy bank and the Kirra RIP campaign was getting old..... you see, anyone that's been down there knows how good it could have been. Several rounds held at Dbah, a brief visit to Snapper and then Adriano getting underscored at what was Kirra. Taj, they gave you every chance and Potts was spinning your opponents low scores like an Ari Fliescher or Scott McCllelend. The contest was lucky to finish and that lineup would've been empty without jet skis. As for Kelly, he'll be back. And jiggy, he was killing that piece of shit when he ran through my town right before the gig. Killing it. Maybe he's trying to make it interesting for everyone else while making a point that he probably should be paid an appearance fee just to surf the tour. Brilliant Jiggy jig, brilliant.

Wonder if Mark has posters of Dane all over his room to please himself in between bouts of “fantasy” surfing. But, as all conservatives do, Mark is showing us his inclusive nature and will continue to read Lewis although it will be banned by his church.

Calm down everyone, Parko killed a crappy bank and the Kirra RIP campaign was getting old….. you see, anyone that’s been down there knows how good it could have been. Several rounds held at Dbah, a brief visit to Snapper and then Adriano getting underscored at what was Kirra. Taj, they gave you every chance and Potts was spinning your opponents low scores like an Ari Fliescher or Scott McCllelend. The contest was lucky to finish and that lineup would’ve been empty without jet skis.

As for Kelly, he’ll be back. And jiggy, he was killing that piece of shit when he ran through my town right before the gig. Killing it. Maybe he’s trying to make it interesting for everyone else while making a point that he probably should be paid an appearance fee just to surf the tour.

]]> By: mark http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-435 mark Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:20:59 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-435 Great contest! Parko was my number 1 draft pick in fantasy surfer so I am stoked but dissapointed with Dane not making it through and Jordy getting clipped.Is it me or was there some FIERCE RIPPING going on the last 2 gays of the Quik Pro? Bede, Mick Parko, Dane, Jordy etc. How about that backside hook-snap thing that Ace pulled? It appears Kelly has his work cut out this year. Hopefully we have a close race ending up with 3 or 4 guys in contention at Pipe and an epic 3 day 10 to 12 clean west swell to elevate the sport to new levels. Keep up the great work L.s! P.s. Are you one of those Bay Area liberals? It wouldnt stop me from enjoying your world class writing but it would f-ing bum me out. P.s.s. That one swooping cutback that Dane did, although only scoring a 6 or 7, was curren-parko esque. In the words of that great philosopher from Kazikstan it was NICE. Great contest! Parko was my number 1 draft pick in fantasy surfer so I am stoked but dissapointed with Dane not making it through and Jordy getting clipped.Is it me or was there some FIERCE RIPPING going on the last 2 gays of the Quik Pro? Bede, Mick Parko, Dane, Jordy etc. How about that backside hook-snap thing that Ace pulled? It appears Kelly has his work cut out this year. Hopefully we have a close race ending up with 3 or 4 guys in contention at Pipe and an epic 3 day 10 to 12 clean west swell to elevate the sport to new levels. Keep up the great work L.s!
P.s. Are you one of those Bay Area liberals? It wouldnt stop me from enjoying your world class writing but it would f-ing bum me out.
P.s.s. That one swooping cutback that Dane did, although only scoring a 6 or 7, was curren-parko esque. In the words of that great philosopher from Kazikstan it was NICE.

]]> By: jiggy jig http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-433 jiggy jig Fri, 13 Mar 2009 06:47:52 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-433 Slater finally lost the plot and went cheyno. Number ten is his for the taking and he goes emperors new clothes on the deal? Can't handle losing this year so he sets himself up with the time honored excuse of foolish equipment choices? "But I was ripping" "I love my new boards" I shaped it myself" Every turn looks like premature ejaculation. Fuckin please man, for the love of the sport, ditch the wiggle spoon or give it to andy to cook a batch with and get proper. Slater finally lost the plot and went cheyno. Number ten is his for the taking and he goes emperors new clothes on the deal? Can’t handle losing this year so he sets himself up with the time honored excuse of foolish equipment choices? “But I was ripping” “I love my new boards” I shaped it myself”

Every turn looks like premature ejaculation.

Fuckin please man, for the love of the sport, ditch the wiggle spoon or give it to andy to cook a batch with and get proper.

]]> By: Parko Wins Quiko Against Adriano at Boardistan http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-415 Parko Wins Quiko Against Adriano at Boardistan Thu, 12 Mar 2009 04:07:50 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-415 [...] have to admit that when it comes to ASP WCT events we’re pretty bad fans. After Kelly Slater’s Slatercraft loss to Julian Wilson in round three of the Quiksilver Pro [...] [...] have to admit that when it comes to ASP WCT events we’re pretty bad fans. After Kelly Slater’s Slatercraft loss to Julian Wilson in round three of the Quiksilver Pro [...]

]]> By: Jeff in NYC http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-408 Jeff in NYC Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:05:30 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-408 no shit... i appreciate Kelly's talent and contributions to surfing and competitiveness, no question. but as a sports fan who likes to see close match-ups rather thorough ass beatings, the end of Kelly's reign can't come fast enough. yeah, predictions, LS: where do you predict Jihad will finish this year!? no shit…

i appreciate Kelly’s talent and contributions to surfing and competitiveness, no question. but as a sports fan who likes to see close match-ups rather thorough ass beatings, the end of Kelly’s reign can’t come fast enough.

yeah, predictions, LS: where do you predict Jihad will finish this year!?

]]> By: Tight Pants 4 Ever http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-407 Tight Pants 4 Ever Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:20:45 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-407 Who cares about the CT jock off? Real surfers wiggle longboards on knee high waves, make boring movies and even worse music. Who cares about the CT jock off?

Real surfers wiggle longboards on knee high waves, make boring movies and even worse music.

]]> By: aquaturd http://postsurf.com/2009/03/10/the-needs-of-the-many/comment-page-1/#comment-405 aquaturd Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:40:54 +0000 http://postsurf.com/?p=531#comment-405 i'd like to see how your predictions go i’d like to see how your predictions go

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