Comments on: More Media Fuckery

By: John

John — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:29:34 +0000

andrew 03/19/2009 05:03 AM

This” power ranking” is so American… dane,hobgoods, jordy, slater aways at the top and the rest “who cares ”

what an ass, slater is at 17′th, jordy isn’t from the USA and there are more aussies in the top ten than americans…

By: jiggy jig

jiggy jig — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:52:43 +0000

just to be clear

Obama isn’t even a bronze medalist in the “governing a country special olympics”. He does get the gold in hoodwinking the morons to vote for him though.

Lewis had Slater right where he deserved to be. If you’re gonna shape it and claim it you better deliver on that promise in spades.

He is still the best contest surfer in history but the self imposed handicap isn’t working out. Whenever the emperor does a top turn his bare ass shines for all to see.

What sort of pretend “best in the world” is it when Dane makes Slater look a bit like an old man on a fish but Clay Marzo makes Dane look older still?

Socially the kid is fucked but his surfing is so far ahead for innovation, crispness, precision and fluidity.

By: artie

artie — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:53:06 +0000

is that you Disco?

By: mark

mark — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:49:57 +0000

I already had a strange feeling that lewis and Barrack Obama were on the same page but now it is official. Lewis makes a comment 3 days ago that last year Jihad surfed last year like he was in the special olypmics and then last night Obama said that he himself bowled like he was in the special olympics. Whats next? Is Nancy Pelosi gonna scream at the pilot of her private government jet that he is going too slow to get her to her next conference on climate change on time and that he is flying like he is in the special olympics? Is Chris Dodd gonna say that it actually wasnt someone in the treasury that told him to take the provision out of the stimulus bill that would have prevented the a.i.g. bonuses but it was someone from the special olympics. is Barney Frank gonna tell his boyfriend at Fannie Mae that he makes love like he is in the special olymics? When is it goona end?

By: Slothrop

Slothrop — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:36:31 +0000

“Plus sometimes I feel like he’s saying one thing even when he means another thing, which I don’t like. I don’t like flip-floping and I sure don’t like double-talk.

We’re men of action, not words. I just wanted to speak towards that point.”

Did George W. hog-tie Lewis, lock him in a closet, and highjack his Surfline password???

By: dennis

dennis — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:15:15 +0000

the jihad ratings never cease to amaze me, utter perfection.

and drew courtney is like the jihad of ‘09. is that dude really that hideous in real life?

By: Patrick

Patrick — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:09:59 +0000

Maybe they’re all being ironic.

By: Sean Slater

Sean Slater — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:48:07 +0000

perez samuels. great bitter piece as always. i would put kelly at 43 just to piss more people off.

By: ryan

ryan — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:40:47 +0000

funny, as per usual!

though i do agree with andrew ‘you should be a shame’ !

By: mark

mark — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:39:06 +0000

Arties posts remind me of Borats wife Oxana. BORING!