A recent trend in surf "journalism" is recounting the sexual exploits of pro surfers.
First Stab began their "" feature - That's how I found out that Jordy Smith does anal with cougars, and has this to say about pubic hair: "No pubes! I prefer lasered. Girls can have them lasered and hair will never grow on their pubis mons ever again. It’s beautiful. Like a baby’s bum."
Beautiful like a baby's bum? Perhaps not the best choice of words to describe an orifice you'd like to penetrate. Pedo watchlist status, right there.
Now, has creatively followed Stab's cue with their article "Players: Confessions from five of surfing's most notorious bachelors."
Surfing Magazine's "Players" story
Jordy's featured yet again (no comments about ass-play or baby's bums though, this is an American magazine).
But my favorite story came from young Ricky Whitlock, a Carlsbad D-list pro surfer who you've probably never heard of.
Ricky recounts one of his greatest exploits for Surfing: "I got this call at 11pm on a weekday night. It was a bunch of girls on the phone and they're like 'We're drinking and hanging out and we want you to come over.' I thought it was a setup, but since they weren't far from where I was, I went anyway."
Ricky goes on to describe how three girls answer the door, throw him on the couch, and start kissing him. But instead of going along with it, Ricky tells them "I need to at least have a drink to slow my heart down."
Likely translation: "I'm being suffocated by three homely hippos with mustaches and unibrows. I need to be absolutely shit-faced to follow through with this."
Whitlock re-imagines one of the girls. Photo: Steve Sherman
The article details how one of the girls tells Ricky "I found a hundred bucks today so I'm buying." They have a few drinks, and Ricky brags to Surfing that he "ended up having 'fun' with all three of them. They fall asleep and I'm out of there, but not before I pocket the change from the hundred."
I kid you not. Go read the article.
That's right - this fuckwit man-whore is so dense he doesn't even understand he just wasted a chunk of his profit buying drinks for his clientele.
He's walking home with only shrapnel from his hundred, after likely servicing three heffers. I know times are tough for struggling pro surfers right now, but this is some shameful shit, right here. $33 per customer? Have some self-respect, Whitlock. A nice young white boy like you could be getting at least $75 per. And don't buy them drinks with your payment, moron - the john (or janes in this case) supply the alcohol and drugs that help you forget how low you've sunk.
And ? You should be ashamed. How are groms going to learn how to become proper Male Gigolos when you're presenting them with role-models like this chump?
i have glanced at the article but just as you mentioned Perez is total bullshit. it looks like it sucks, i thought that it was a bad attempt at trying to be relevant to the youth of today. oh and i love to hear rants on getting laid from just like you said d-list surfers. freaking ricky whitlock???? Dion Ass-gius???? Sebastian I’m coked up on drugs like AI Seabass and Paul Fisher, who the fuck?
such a lame article. why not get my bro Kelly to talk about the Pam Anderson days, i can tell you a couple of stories there.
hilarious stuff Lewis. the last entree in that article was the best: the guy who played the “break up antagonist” in that UK-based reality show.
I love it!
Thank you for pointing out this horrible article.
Waiting for the day one of these kooks contracts the AIDS…
most readers of surf mags are young men. young men like to read about girls and sex. that’s why tw and surfing do bikini issues and stab and surfing are writing sex stories.. makes sense really although ricky is a chump
well, I’ll tell you what…no good Christian surfer likes to read about this sort of stuff. Fornicators, divorcees and homos will all be dammed to HELL! Just ask me - I read the Bible.
This feature was a shot at doing something a little different in a magazine. Something that, like it or not, you would at least be inclined to read and see what these guys had to say.
It was meant to be fun, not serious. You can take what you want from it or criticize the surfers in it, but who would you have picked? Many of the more high-profile guys would not participate in something like this because they have wives or girlfriends, or they’re just too embarrassed of letting out this image of themselves to the general public.
Everyone in the know could tell you how many crazy groupie stories traveling professional surfers come across. It’s part of the sport that isn’t regularly reported on, but people are still interested in hearing about it.
I think some people underestimate what it’s like to make a surf magazine. There’s only so much you can take on. And especially when you have to abide by certain restrictions from advertisers or angry mothers. It could have been better I agree. If we didn’t edit down some of the things that were said, we wouldn’t be able to print it. And if you’ve ever met someone like Paul Fisher or Seabass, you would probably love these guys. They are hilarious to hang out with.
My advice to you postsurf readers would be not to take everything a magazine does so seriously. I’d be pissed if I read something in a magazine that was false information or if I paid $6 for a gear guide, but it’s just impossible to make a magazine with 3-5 features in it and have each one appeal to every single reader. Check out what you want to read and if you don’t, turn the page. At the very least you can check out some smokin hot girls in those photos.
By the way, you tagged this article with “sell out”. What is that about?
I have a very hard time believing Jordy has ever had sex with a homo-sapien. Please, someone saying “you gotta do what you gotta do” when it comes to anal screams BULLSHIT!
When you get a little older and more experienced and honest, it’s not “you gotta do what you gotta do” it’s “fuck yeah I hit that in the ass.” The hint of shame smacks of inexperience…
I wouldn’t be surprised if the kid is flat out lying…
JimiCane - why so touchy, bro? I think LS is just taking the piss out of Ricky Whitlock, and taking the piss out of Surfingmag a bit too. It was supposed to be funny dude.
Are you going Surfline status on us - you like LS and what he says, as long as he’s saying things about the competitors and not Surfingmag?
Lewis: It’s so easy to bag on someone from your pseudo-intellectual soapbox–which is all you seem to do here. People seem to like it, so I might as well follow suit. Here goes: You are 1st class prick.
sorry to bust all of you “editor types” egos, but you can’t really believe that anyone buys a surf magazine for the writing… or even reads 1/3rd of the shit printed.
if every issue was a PHOTO ISSUE with none of the bullshit, ball-licking editorial, i guarantee your subscribers would go up.(even if the shots were all of D-List Pros)
Stupid article… And what would we have done without the “Boardshorts Buyer’s Guide????” That was soo comprehensive! Looks like we’re headed back to the 80’s
It’s shit like this that really makes the Journal shine.
“If every issue was a PHOTO ISSUE with none of the bullshit, ball-licking editorial, I guarantee your subscribers would go up.” -Sam Jorge Hear, Hear!
Sorry Sam, no one wants to see photos of you stroking your Vasa.
jimmicane is a fuckin douche. listen to this fuckstick’s response to lewis’s post, “It was meant to be fun, not serious.”
Shut the fuck up and go back to school. his boring as fuck article, in the same mag, licking asher nolan nutz while on a yacht the carribean sucked ass! if you can’t make that interesting you need to give it up!!! go back to teaching english to third graders.
if you ever need a sleeping pill skip the ambien and read something by jimmicane . . .
It is really sad to see how little respect people show to their man-ginas these days. Oh, and Jimmicane is a d-bag.
Worthy: bagging on highlighting a BB gun-caliber pro like Ricky Whitlock’s sexual exploits. Not worthy: bagging on the article as a whole. It’s an interesting read!! Give me a break…. I’d rather hear about some of these guys’ takes on dealing with groupies and getting amongst it, rather than hearing for the 1,000,0000th time “how focused they are on doing well this year”, or “how hard it is to be on the road for 9 months out of the year”. Truth is, at least the subject is commonplace between all readers and surfers… aren’t we all trying to get laid by hot chicks? I actually will side with Jimmicane on this one, although i am not trying to make that a habit.
Anyone who ever had to “deal” with pro surfers know they are dimwits. Snowboarders are much smarter. And skaters, well they are so smart they could run the Obama administration.
This is the kind of writing I expected from this site… was starting to think id quit checking it after he reduced himself to writing about his job and sarcastic ways of how to monetize his writing but calling the mags out on some bullshit is just what the internet should be used for… i only wish this site was around last year for Surfingmags “is surfing a religion” series.
Ill admit I havent read the article and probably wont - it sounded like a pretty lame idea, not that writing about riders’ exploits is a bad idea, but a ‘players club’ article, come on. Wish Evan slater couldve gone out on a better note than that garbage but then again hes been pumping that mag full of bullshit features like that “if I were president” story for years. good riddance i say.
as far as jimmicane, i think its cool that he and guys like cote are on this site using their real names and offering a second side to the story. free speech works both ways and props to samuels and this sites readers for at least giving them a chance to air their side of the story - jimmicanes arguments in this case are spot on and have turned my white hot anger with that mag into a cooler shade of yellowish green.
“deuce” or brahda ricky would do a lot more trips if he just transplanted to palm springs for a while.
Go get that trog
-How much does Kelly pay for child support?
-Does Quik fly you first class or do you ride coach with the QS?
-Andy, was it coke or meth you were hooked on? C’mon Flea came half way clean!
Inquiring minds want to know!
That is really funny. I actually laughed out loud.
heres an idea Jimmicane and Mr. Cote-
take 5 of your staff photogs and post them up for a month in separate locations… nowhere too exotic or unknown…say Peru, France, Bali, West Oz and South Africa. tell them to forget about the a-listers and give them each 10 pages per month to showcase what they get. Local talent, lineups, traveling pros, etc. If they are worth being staffers, they’ll produce. No stories- only captions. Don’t worry about sponsors stickers showing, contests (leave that shit to your website), or licking balls…
Change the locales every month. You could get rid of all of your writers and use the money to give us what we really want- surf porn.
IT WILL SELL and people will respect it.
No one besides people in the industry want to read about another trip to a place that you can’t really expose anyway.
either that or change your name to Surfing People and do the gossip shit full on…
Weedy Williams… you are seriously an idiot. I thought the president article in ING was killer….who doesn’t want to know what Kelly Slater and Dane Reynolds would do if they were the leaders of the Free World? It was time relevant, interesting, and at least highlighted the philosophical perspectives of the top guys… Back to the Players’ Club- i thought it did a good job of highlighting who these dudes really are. We all know and can relate to the dirt bag who does anything to pull the chick (Ricky Whitlock) or the clown who does 6 beer bongs in a row a la Frank the Tank to make out like Paul Fisher. I can’t, however, relate to Jordy who claims ass fucking cougars on a regular basis.
While I’m sure Mark agreed 100% with the anti-abortion, anti-immigrant rant of Kerina Petroni (great Southern minds apparently do think alike), I’d suggest that anyone who gave any serious consideration to the opinions of Slater et al. should be shot. Pics, pics and more pics, that’s a mag.
Lewis i’ll make you another bet since i was right on the first one. $100 bucks says you get your ass kicked by someone you bag on before pipe this year. Stop pissing in the wind.
Lewis ain’t traveling to tour stops this year without Surfline’s backing. Beat-down avoided unless that Jew Makuakai somehow finds his way to Marin.
hahahaahah this is fucking hilarious. good work Lewis! you NAILED IT. Jordy is an ugly motherfucker, any girl that takes his meat stick has either some serious self esteem issues or just is a flat out whore.
RydrHi….what the fuck kind of name is that anyways? wait let me guess you are a fucking california kook who thinks hes hawaiian, smokes weed all day with his bros then sits on the couch all day watching old lost videos. god damn take your bong outta your ass and get a job
good job lewis,
that was the worst issue of surfing mag in a long time!
ricky’s story sounds made up, makes him sound stupid.
im calling bullshit on jimmicanes plea to the readers…
maybe you need to hire someone with better ideas than your current staff.
didnt you just talk shit about surfermag having a problem with content?
pretty lame jimmi,
players article=worst article in surfingmag history.
why is jordy always wearing his redbull hat. he seems to be a bit of a try hard. i mean would bruce bring his redbull hat to a ’surf players’ photoshoot or ASP photoshoot
am i a retard or did it not say that the guy got the drinks brought for him by the chick who found the hundy and then theres something calling him out about buying drinks? i dont get it…surely you should be focussing more on jordy, his ass play and love of little kids rear ends..cos i have never heard of ricky whitlock and dont care what he gets up to..cheers
You are all stupid.
Jimmicane-no need to explain and/or defend any article in your magazine. Lewis, first interesting post since you got canned-congrats. I believe the story Ricky told-Lewis, have you ever been to carlsbad? And the only reason I’m on this site again on a friday night is cause i just got back from dinner with all the Gator fans at Beachside in Encinitas and I’m waiting for my kid to fall asleep. Gear Guides are rad.
He wear’s a Redbull Hat because Red Bull pays him a shit ton of money to . It’s called owning your head. Jordy’s big noggin is billboard space.
Sam Jorge is right…
BTW, I didn’t know Surfing had quite fancy issue trailers…
jordy is a mega kook, a total barney
carlsbad is full of whores. and i mean dirty fuckin whores
ricky fucking kills it! he charges harder than most kids his age..maybe he pulls more chicks than most guys around but what the fuck are u jealous or something? i mean really this story is completly true i am one of his good friends and i can vouch for this story..so that being said anyone hating this is a either jealous are has never had a 4 some before so why hate? he is doin what all guys should be doing and thats DOING WORK!!! all i am saying is this lewis fag needs to stop using other peoples life storys as fuel to hate..grow up u fag u just got fired from surfline i understand u need to vent…have a good life!!!
Freakin brilliant Lewis. Roast, well done.
Scott Baio is clowning Whitlock.
Carlsbad doesn’t have enough chicks to be whores.
Chris Cote reads insecure.
Bush/Pope validates Mark’s intellect.
I hear wiggoly dantas and gony zubizarruta were gettin after it with 3 sheilas down in Tazzie after they were knocked out of the O’neil 6 star yesterday.
Pro surfing fans have GOT to be stoked.!The quarters are set to go in real waves in the first 6 star of the year in a new, wild location in Tazmania and the final 8 are a mix of wct stars and upcoming f-ing rippers who just might be winning world titles soon. How are these heats? Jordy Smith vs. Owen Wright? F— me! That is INSANE! How about Damien Hobgood and T.J. Barron? Or the brazo who smoked the world at Narrabeen Jadson Andre?( except Kai Barger.) vs. Dion A.? Or this fricken ripper Paulo Pablino? Pro surfing has a f-ing INSANE future! Too bad Lewis is toting boulders in the mountains and obsessing on regular guys from Carlsbad instead of commenting on basically the opener on a Q.S. tour that finally has enough 6 stars and 6 star primes held in real waves to bring some truly qualified chargers into the mix on the big stage. P.S, Why isnt Sunny in Taz?
I am so fricken OVER this web site! F you Samuels! F you Occys Ubderbite! You people dont even understand basic all american college football as it relates to pro surfing humor!! And f you Stu! You too Artie! I hate to toot my own horn but I feel that I have come up with some pretty funny shit these past 2 weeks and most of it hasnt even rated a hoot from you kooks. I mean come on! Borats sister sitting on the wall at Rocky point lusting after Granger and Clay while writing off pasty faced Cote? Bear Bryant and Joe Namath playing hackeysack before the 65′ Auburn-Alabama game? Artie kicking in the door of his Castro district homo studio apartment and raping Pirate Salsa like Eggers blowing doors at the 86′ u.s. open? Mark asking advice from lewis about the new crew of Q.S. rippers with unpronouncable names? I am so SICK of coming up with truly FUNNY shit that I just KNOW is making Lewis HOWL with laughter as he sits in his Tahoe cabin alone with his dog and his boulder and his Vodka. F all of you! I am not kidding this time Lewis I am f-ing OUT OF HERE if I dont start getting a little f-ing recognition! Give me a break! Cote s.u.p.ing with a bro from the harbor to the pier while rambling about how cool Andy and Bruce are? That is FUNNY! And if you f-ing maggots dont think so than maybe I am blogging up the wrong tree. I am seriously considering taking my act to the majors Lewis unless you step up and throw me a bone and I mean NOW!!!!! Oh yeah F YOU TOO OldestMojo!!!!
redbull owns about 5 other wct surfers heads but they didnt wear the hat on the asp photoshoot day. i bet jordy approached redbull, no redbull approach jordy
Should ask Ricky Whitlock if he enjoyed his time in a Spanish jail for ganging -with the help of some fellow hawaiian surfers- against a local surfer because he wouldn’t play the tunes they wanted at the Nixon party. Ricky… when u coming back to the Basque Country… it’s going to be payback time!!!
Mark you are so funny. I just wanted to say how much I app….. oh, here comes my stool, gotta run.
Scotty?
are you scotty hammonds? another d-list pro-surfer/north county socialite?
why u have such a hard-on for ricky?
D list? didnt even know i made the list but hey ill take that as a compiment cause that makes me kinda like a flavor flave type d list? but in the surf world of course.. so thanks i am actually pretty stoked that u consider me a d list or that u even know who i am in general!! and its not a hard on for ricky its called “he’s my friend” dont u back ur friends up dub? i mean its cool if u dont but thats your life choice… as for the north county socialte part, ya! i am and i am pround to be from encinitas! so thanks!!!
“…maybe I am blogging up the wrong tree.”
Mark, you are not blogging on this site. You make comments on someone else’s blog.
Your Borat’s sister shtick was overlooked because two other “commenters” were being more entertaining (hence the acknowledgment by the actual “blogger”).
But just to lift your fragile self-esteem, the Bryant/Namath hackysack comment was pretty funny. People laughed, like me. Just because no one comments on your comment doesn’t mean its not.
A philosophical riddle:
If someone who is NOT a blogger makes a funny comment on someone else’s blog on the web, but no one is there to hear the web users laugh, was the comment funny?
Thanks for straightening me out Descarte. I am not cut out for this lifestyle of commenting and blogging. I am going home now where I was raised by simple folk who share my values, vote republican and know how to talk Bama football. The liberal hordes of Northern California and Hawaii want nothing to do with me so i will forego the pleasures of Laniakea and Scott Creek for my mothers blackberry cobbler and practically free rounds of golf at the country club. P.S. hey Lewis do you think if I made jokes about the ” Big Game” between Stanford and Cal instead of talking about Bama and Florida that I would have been a contender? Should I have laid off of Wiggoly Dantas? P.S.S At least there arent any hybrids with Obama stickers in the parking lot at my hometown bar. And if I asked someone what they thought of ” Milk ” they would say 2% not skim.
You burn in hell Mark! When I get back from campaigning for my friend in Venezuela i am going to hunt you down and have you thrown in jail! The days of people like you spouting their twisted views and praising that washed up old document called the Constitution are OVER! A NEW day has dawned pal!
One more thing Lewis. My dog lays smoother cable than your dog.
that story about ricky is fuckin gay. end of story. no matter if hes your friend or not, the point is who gives a fuck about ricky, it sounds bad on rickys part. woo hoo we all get laid. its not a big deal, they just couldve picked someone that would make the story more interesting. Lewis is right on target for calling this out. Paul fishers story is rad, rickys story just makes him sound like a Dbag. STAB rules!
you tell em’ scotty!!!!! i’m another one of ricky’s friends and i can vouch for ricky’s story. i guarantee he surfs better than 99% of you shit talkers on this blog. while i also guarantee he pulls more chicks than 99% of you hecklers on this blog.
i’ve seen pictures of these girls he spoke about it the surfing mag article and they were no hippos, actually they were fine young women. maybe they were whorrish, but your saying you wouldn’t take advantage of an opportunity like that??? yeah right.
and yes, to walk into a situation like that, i would love to have a few drinks to calm my nerves and shit if the chicks were a little ugly, fuck a little beer goggles never hurt anyone.
lewis, why you gotta be such a hater?
Too Short, are you kidding me? I’m the idiot and your the one that “wants to know what Kelly Slater and Dane Reynolds would do if they were the leaders of the Free World?” Either your kidding and agree with me or your a 12 year old in which case I apologize, groms should care about their heros lives outside of surfing. If your an adult and give two shits about how kelly or anyone else would lead this nation you should buy a bullet and rent a gun
Wow, could it be true.
Mark is quitting.
Again.
Another dull blade slicing the pie after church.
Free golf and an ignorant bar?!
I’ll bet even Scotty and Matt could get laid.
Just have a couple drinks to calm the nerves.
Wow, scotty! claiming to be a north county socialite. nice.
yeah i back my friends, but do you really back ricky?
would you back him if he murdered someone?
didnt ricky punch a european surfer and the guy died?
Just like the guy Jurassic says: “Should ask Ricky Whitlock if he enjoyed his time in a Spanish jail for ganging against a local surfer because he wouldn’t play the tunes they wanted at the Nixon party. Ricky… when u coming back to the Basque Country… it’s going to be payback time!!!”
are you still backing ricky now scotty?
Weedy Williams… “If your an adult and give two shits about how kelly or anyone else would lead this nation you should buy a bullet and rent a gun”… Such positivity. Did you just get laid off? Foreclosed on? Your skank cheat on you again? Is your internet dial-up? Keep getting your revenge on life via your blog comments. By the way, “your” is a pronoun indicating possession. “You’re” is a contraction for “you are”- another reason you are an idiot.
how bout this..i wasnt there for that incident and neither were u.. i dont have a comment on that one.. u must really not like this kid i am guessing..is it jealousy?? what exactly did he to to affect the outcome of your day to day life? if it was something legitament then this conversation is over but if not then u need to stop hatin and just realize that some people have had rad expeirences in there lifes..
oh and fuck ya i claim living in encinitas! wouldnt live anywhere else!!! whats your real name by the way??
Too Short - Weedy may be a dummy when it comes to grammar, but he’s spot on with his post. You’re (got it write, er, right) an idiot.
Descartes Doubt is Lewis Samuels. I can FEEL it.
Hey Lewis do you have a REAL job? Or are you a typical liberal bay area trust funder maggot who would surely turn to the right if ever forced to get out there and MAKE it. I know this weak ass blog site couldnt do more than pay the booze bills. What do you DO? What are your plans for the future? Do you pay your own way in the world? How many of these bogus commentators are really you? I can see that you surf well and that you are most certainly funnier than sheet with a smoking sarcastic wit and a lot of knowledge of the history of pro surfing. But, as Pete and Roger screamed, WHO ARE YOU??? What do you dream about Lewis? How long will PostSurf live? What is next? If you actually voted for Obama then at what point would you be willing to admit you were wrong? That is a question that millions of Americans are secretly asking themselves right now. Be honest Lewis. You always have been until now. Are you nervous about the future of America?
Hey Dub, are you a fucking idiot or what? You are talking some shit you know nothing about. Please shut the fuck up or just kill yourself up. You are way way off.
Wow, Mark the Plumber, calling Lewis out for being a “liberal bay area trust funder maggot who would surely turn to the right if ever forced to get out there and MAKE it.”
Have you heard of Google? How about the personal computer? Do you realize that the biggest economy in the richest country is the world is that of California? Do you realize that this doesn’t actually mean the whole state, but roughly greater Los Angeles and the Bay Area (coincidentally, two of the bluest regions of the country)?
Yeah! If these liberal trust-funders in LA and the Bay were ever forced to put down their spliffs and work for a living and MAKE it they would surely vote Palin!
“Conservatisim” de regulated a banking industry that is inherently corrupt because it only values the dollar, greed without a finish line. “Conservatism” has destroyed public education purposely, just read the “Encinitas” quotes above. “Conservatism” is a shill of big business, or anonymous investing. “Conservatism” used “Christianity” to further an agenda of exclusion, discrimination and hypocrisy to lull the sheeple to slaughter (debt slavery).
Blizz points out that the largest economies in our nation are liberal.
Marks stays up all night long praying it isn’t true, while North County gets home from a tough night out.
Doesn’t sound like much surf happening.
a conservative and a liberal walk into a bar and order beers. the liberal looks at the conservative and says “I’m smarter than you are.” The conservative pauses for a moment and then agrees. The end.
BTW, don’t blame Mark for his leanings. Science (something those crazy conservatives hate so much) has shown that it’s a brain chemistry thing, reluctance to change, fear of the unknown and all that stuff. That’s why you have God - it’s all in the brain.
Blizz,Mike and Artie are all really just fake names. They are all Lewis Samuels. Its just me and you on this site, one on one buddy. We are both alone at a computer on opposite sides of the pond simultaneously monitoring different international surfing websites as well as political ones. We are different yet we are the same.
You guys are wrong and I am going to take a stand! Scotty did not blow Matt and Ricky after dropping $100 for drinks. Ricky bought the drinks.
Mark is secretly smoking reg flesh blunts while watching old Bear Bryant youtube interviews in between posts on here. Bru come on and stop making Skeet ~ protein smoothies before each post Marky! Reading all of this shiite muslem is killing more of my brain cells than than trash bag whip it session 10 years ago. Piazza!
That is what I meant instead of than, St Pauli # 7 is in order and the 28 day run of FL surf looks like it finally over. The 17 second interval icing was sweet though. Thank you LORD. Thanks for the vine Lewis, that is some Jim Rome shit, go Tiger!
I am glad you are getting some waves Rich but come on! Skeet smoothies? I thought that only Pam,Gizelle and kalani drank those. And what uber-competitive world class athlete wouldnt get pumped on a Bear Bryant locker room pep talk? Imagine Cheyne Horan Taj, Ross Williams or Shane Dorian if they had been blessed with the iron fisted direction of Coach Bryant? And what a weekend in sports! Tiger rocking Bay Hill like a hurricane and Jordy Smith delivering the goods to the “Good” in Tazmania! These next few weeks should be action packed as well with Margaret River, Bells, The Masters at Augusta, the NCAA Final 4, major league baseball and the G20 summit all going down in the next 18 days! Bring it! Hopefully Lewis is planning a decent post soon to match the level of excitement brought on by the onslaught of sport and political drama worldwide.Lord knows he has been stinking up the joint lately. P.S. Hey Lewis i would suggest that you take a 2 or 3 day break once in a while and focus on a bit of quality over slightly less than entertaining quantity. There is greatness within you son. It is so close to the surface. Relax and watch the ball and wait until you get the right pitch before you swing for the fence.
I love that Transworld (Cote) and Surfing shooter (JimmiCane) are reading this blog… LS you must being doing something right. The mag’s have gotten played out… they’re bought and paid for by the people who pay for the ad space. Billabong, Quik, etc. About time someone clued the mag’s in on the fact that readers are tired of the same old shit every year. Contest bullish is played out and exotic exclusive surf trips with stickered up logos photos suck balls.
The mags should take note to what Sam Jorge suggested above. Send the photog’s out and report on the real people of the sport. Surfing did it a few months back with the Africa on location issue and it turned out epic! Jeff Flindt’s coverage of the black kids surfing and their stories of survival and surfing. We need more of this or at least a balance. Funny thing Ricky is in this issue multiple times.
Is it true Ricky pulled a Seth Cravens and killed a dude in a fight? Seems like he got off light.
Jordy’s asscapades should have said… he uses a butt plug should have been mentioned.
My advice… keep it real. The more people hate on you the your probably right on about whatever you write about.
Cross-eyed bastard stuffs his wetty in the pecker panel w/ veinna sausages for the photogs. Thank god sarge wasn’t around.
Lewis, you should have ended this thread with Ballz’ post.
Thanks for clearing up the confusion, I was under the impression Scotty was taken advantage of.
hahah ive seen girls throw money at ricky yelliong TAKE ME! TAKE ME!!!
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