I'd like to start featuring photos instead of words on Saturdays. The concept is simple: you, the reader, submit 3 shots on one topic.
For now I'll get the ball rolling with Lefts. Please send photos you'd like me to post in coming weeks.
Photo: Lewis Samuels
Photo: Lewis Samuels
Photo: Lewis Samuels
Lefts? WTF? Do you always have to be controversial?
Mark is a goofyfoot. He would probably love to make a comment about perfect lefts. Too bad you people ran him off of this site.
I prefer going right myself.
The left is the new right.
I would bow down to the King of Saudi Arabia before I would consider going right.
So we send in 3 photos of any topic we like? Or on lefts? Where do we send them?
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Playa Colorado, Nicaragua; Secret Spot, California; Padang Padang, Bali.
*test to see if html works*
nope, is this wordpress?
come on lewis, what kinda bullshit’s this….the wolves are howling for some fresh meat……
I can get this and them some on surfline….photos, videos, bikinis, nogaps, LOLA, marine forecast, surwire, surfnews, surflogy, bill of rights and lefts, who knows……not bad for ten bucks a month, shit, Sean Collins’ cock is probably bigger than mine, which is bigger than Todd Martin’s, well probably longer I’ll bet you, anyway, ah, but I digress….can’t wait for the uncut powranknings, get back to work dude, even if you’re not getting paid!
These pictures remind of the first time I had sex… with a girl.
And by ‘girl,’ I mean Kleenex. And by ‘a,’ I meant lotion.
Don’t you DARE tell me that doesn’t count as the real thing, you mutherfuckers.
Ehhh… so Lewis, do you accept goat porn triptych submissions? ‘Cuz thas all I gots on me hard drive.
This post is like watching ‘Lost.’ I just kind of sit here and gaze at it. I know there’s some kind of underlying meaning or purpose I’m not getting, but it eludes me.
Do I pray for the sweet, cold release of death tonight… or tomorrow morning?
That’s me question.
**BLAM!!**
Kind of sneaks up on you I guess, like the times i shoot a load and i don’t really even know where it went, then I wonder why my carpet’s so fucking stained.
Trauzer,
You read me mind, mate. Fucking carpets!
yeah blasphemy, I wonder if I can get some sort of government bail out to aquire a wood-floor retrofit and a swiffer….that’s investment in infrastructure isn’t it??
I guess three-shot saturday is a pretty accurate monkier, except I’m not talking about photos…….C’mon Lewis!!
@Trauzer,
We bides our time… we bides our time…
yeah……but it’s really not that bad.
…And on the third day, Postsurf viewers found the blog empty. For Lewis had ascended into his happy place, from which he would again submit an inspired post.