Comments on: Ross Clarke-Jones: The Wrestler

By: Shawna Popescu

Shawna Popescu — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 06:03:52 +0000

thanks for the great post

By: jiggy jig

jiggy jig — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 06:34:08 +0000

ps. I thought Glen Winton had the Krispy Kremes franchise for all of Australia? Nick Wood is doing time for indecent exposure? Derek is perfecting the art of surfing the boardless fin? Richard Cram is on Dancing with the Stars?

am I wrong? It’s getting hard to track my heroes.

I hear Jose Angel is living in New Caledonia.

By: jiggy jig

jiggy jig — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 06:29:20 +0000

some burn out, some fade away, some just flat out refuse and linger like the smell of a corpse. RCJ is a junkies junkie and will continue to fester until he is being towed into death slabs in an air chair by Gerlachs (illegitimate) great grandson. We will have to watch the sad bastard drooling and shitting his depends on the beach before paddling out to the next 1/2 Billabong in memory of Eddie (Quik being long since bankrupt) in 2068.

RCJ, age gracefully you remorseless pig fucker! You’re making the rest of us old wankers look bad.

Mark of course has it absolutely right when he says, “No one ‘ owes ” you anything. You are not ” entitled ” to shit. Deal with it.”

The industry owes no one anything at all beyond what they negotiate up front. That’s just life.

Lots of former pros turned industry leeches with cushy “jobs” as “reps” etc. are about to get pink slipped and have to work for the first time in their lives. No more golf and Lei Leis five days a week on someone elses dime.

Props to RCJ for hanging on to the dream any way he can. I doubt he will cry when he is broke and broken.

He’s true blue.

By: the critics critic.....

the critics critic..... — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:28:36 +0000

“meanwhile the surf industry will continue to hand out awards for the efforts of aging chargers…” i like you mr. samuels, you are like one of those gay catty dudes on a supermodel reality show…, of course i’m no one to judge either…..

ps.can you teach me how to walk the runway?

By: tony kucoach

tony kucoach — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:50:59 +0000

o yeah that’s right Mark you were there when RCJ delivered the pizza. Duh, how could I forget about you that winter. It’s come back to me now . . . you were always going over the falls at ehukai while I was getting spit out of the barrel at pipe. I totally remember now.

By: fjns

fjns — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:33:44 +0000

I am starting to get tired of checking this site.
I am a WCT and WQS fan. All I care is about that.
I’ll give it a few more tries, but if I don’t see any comment on the WCT happening I am going to check in way less often.

By: joseph

joseph — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 08:12:48 +0000

I heard Glen Winton is working as a security man in the Gold Coast airport.
I wonder where’s Nick Wood, Derek Hynd, Richard Cram, etc, etc etc

By: trauzersnake

trauzersnake — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:18:40 +0000

Where is Occy’s Underbite? Could it be that todd turned him into a still-life by covering him in his glue?

By: Todd Martin's Penis

Todd Martin's Penis — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:16:07 +0000

I’m ready to come out of retirement, you heard it here first fuckers. Strap me in and tow me into some exploited mainland pits with that limp dick Trust-a-farian, Brian Conley. His eyes won’t dry after I shoot a load in’em from my tuna can. That’ll be my glorious come back!
Seaside Pirates for Life!

By: Blasphemy Rottmouth

Blasphemy Rottmouth — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:39:53 +0000

You have to admit that Jihad surfs pretty well for having bifurcated hoofs in place of human feet. And the fact that he has no knees; just really long femurs doesn’t help anything. Maybe I’ve been too hard on the ol’ chap.

I’d like to think he’d fare pretty well as the first WCT competitor to surf a heat on stilts.