You know what Kelly Slater’s problem is?
He fucked around with some wizard mojo without really understanding what he was messing with.
Now he’s fucked. Two contests, and two 17ths at the hands of wildcards. His Wizard cutback isn’t scoring anymore. The Wizard’s Sleeve 5′3″ didn’t work. And now Kelly looks like Michael Jordan when he attempted a comeback with the Washington Wizards.
Too many coincidences to ignore. Me thinks that a real wizard didn’t appreciate that Wizard’s Sleeve board name, and now Mr. Slater is cursed. Cursed, I tell you!
9 world titles = not the reputed $10M
sorry k-slats
I warned him not to cross Saruman!
Have to admit Jordy lacked the spark I expected yesterday but his heat did not have many waves. Parko and Mick looked like pretty much the two best surfers on the planet and Kekoa ripped as well. Even though Owen Wright beat Slater he sure didn’t look very stylish doing it. Reminded me of Cory Lopez with even less style. Compare Owen to the lightning flashes of Bobby Martinez who confirmed his rep as the best backsider in the world. Too bad he is a Raiders fan.
What about Slater? How do you feel about the ultra short boards Lewis? I thought he looked great and it was just cruel fate that doomed him at Bells and shitty waves that did him in at Snapper. Hopefully Tahiti will finally come through with some serious bombs that last for three full days and Slater will win it and turn 2009 into the best race ever on the pro tour.
The million dollar question is will Post Surf be around that long? It seems as if people are getting sick of B. Rots incessant sick sexual references and Mark Limbaughs grating right wing rants and Alabama football references. Does the average punter in Santa Cruz, Sydney or San Diego even know who Bear Bryant is? Doubtful. Hopefully there will be some well researched pro surfing commentary here in the near future and no more talk about Alex Knost having a vagina or R.C.J. breaking the hearts of toaster ovens on the Goldy.
P.S. How’s Cronkite today Lewis?
Kelly is working on his boards this year with no intention of being a contender in the title race. Next year he’ll have his self-shaped boards wired, win number 10 and then retire on top with nothing left to prove…
Mark my words…
He already has nothing left to prove dumb ass.
he has nothing to prove to anyone….but maybe himself
KS was riding a standard shorty at Bells, not a sleeve. If the heat is close seems like Kelly has to go out there and beat the judges idea of how he should surf, not beat the guy in the heat with him.
Listening to the guys in the box go on and on about Owen Wright is torture for all and even worse you can hear the drivel all the way out into the lineup.
Fanning and Parko look solid, Knox’s man-hacks are a step over anyone but a little repetitive.
And holy shit Wardo looked like a fairly solid NSSA competitor at best.
let’s not forget that Slater was a pinched tube away from walking away with it. But then, I suppose not being able to stay on his feet through that midget barrel was some pretty freaky karma shit. After all, he took off on a wave that same heat (might have been the same wave, i can’t remember) where he was literally eaten by the whitewater then just emerged from it, cool as a sunday afternoon. If he could stay on his feet through that, how did he manage to not make a little cover up on the inside section? Cue the twilight zone music.
The only other things that stand out to me from watching 2/3 of the pod cast was how fucking boring it is to watch a contest at bells — hmm I wonder what’s he’s going to do next…oh, another top turn, fancy that — and how the indomitable Bobby Martinez pointed out that even at it’s best It was a wave that he MIGHT come to surf instead of driving down the coast (not a direct quote, but something to that effect). When he retires, i want to nominate him to be the prez of the ASP.
I disagree about Bells being boring to watch. The beauty of the tour is the variety of conditions they encounter that produces a well rounded world champ. Were you really bored watching Mick Fanning do those freakin MAN carves? Or Parko just toying with it like that polar bear in Europe handling that idiotic woman who jumped into his cage? Or Bobby M. surfing the Bowl as well as any goofy I can remember? Would you rather have 10 contests in a row at Pipeline Ted? If so then we all know Kalani Chapman would be world champ.
Anyway I for one cannot wait to see the remainder of this contest given the killer forecast and the prospect of Mick, Joel, Jordy, Taj and Bobby showing the world what truly incredible ripping is all about.
P.S. Hey Lewis how about some real commentary on Bells? Are you still all poopy about getting fired? Are you bummed about having to take a computer job down in Sunnyvale instead of having a world famous column on Surfline? Get over it bro and give us something to chew on.
Kelly Slater’s problem is that he’s the most popular surfer on the planet. Which means, roughly zero people in Ruwanda know who he is. He’s won 9 world titles without the aid of a tow rope. Once ate a great white shark in three bites. He has houses all over the world that leave carbon footprints the size of Perry Ferrell’s nose. Has a ginourmous two-headed cock (who doesn’t know this?) Can surf anywhere he wants, whenever he wants – even in Oklahoma. Made himself go bald in order to improve the aerodynamic efficiency with which he fellates supermodels on a regular basis. Parties with and like washed-up rock stars. And last, but not least, he wipes left to right.
And by ‘problem,’ I of course mean charmed life.
he’s all good. I hear Primo Beer is looking for has-been surfers to ride up and down the coast in their Primo Van.
Stu- ha, you crack me up-people in glass houses should not throw stones and as the new rep for Kommunity pads and leashes I understand you are part of the donkey ride from Carlsbad to Santa Cruz next month. Saw you with your Sanuk sandals with a Donovan autographed mexican hat in the advertisement…..hope your getting a big cut of sales.
you totally have me pegged and obviously know who I am. That said, there is a chance that I am not who you think I am.
but, I will say I’ve never understood the “people in glass houses” thing. If it’s a big enough house, can’t you throw stones without breaking anything? And what if I’m throwing stones out an open window, or a door perhaps? Or, what if I just need some air in my house? It gets awfully hot in a glass house.
alright, here’s what I saw.
Jordy the pup couldn’t hold his mojo over a few day lay period. Might get it back for the next round, might not. It’s the curse of pups. He’s primed to ignite but needs a real solid run starting today if he’s gonna do it this year. Now or never.
Parko has the best board at the moment. It’s right on the edge of being a hair trigger too loose and twitchy (a chronic Taj problem) but for him it gives him a spark that is usually lacking. Odds on favorite unless Jordy catches fire.
Which brings me to Slater. He needs to change shapers at this point in his career. And not to his own shapes. I’m assuming the board he rode was an AM but it almost looked like he had put some weird entry rocker on it. It looked crap and he looked tentative. Possibly his switching back and forth is screwing him up. Possibly the board was just a dog. Either way his kneeboard experiment is only going to fool people in waves so hollow that turns don’t matter (just weaves) and for the second time in his career he looks dead on AMs normal boards. He needs a JS (or maybe even a DHD or a Chilli) to feel something a bit more futuristic and free under his feet and get his lifes blood back. I’m absolutely serious about this. He can’t do it of course. But it would break the spell and he would win his tenth.
Jiggy Jig let’s consider for a sec that KS maybe is actually testing different designs in competition.
The guy simply needs a challenge to keep it interesting.
Also ya consider that the Goldy shapers are usually doing knock offs of what AM was doing over the prior two years.
Now if they can’t copy the damn thing the next step is….
To take a walk over to the competitor’s area at Bells and have a look at Jordy’s (or Pup what the hell ever) back up board that showed up day 1 as a “futuristic and free” JS and came back an hour later with the logos sanded off to revel a….. AM
stu- check out mexico on fire (on surfline)- we know who you are- you and sean collins were at barra last week exploiting our break. I saw you in the sanuk sandals, rvca boardshorts with the donkey.com tour t-shirt. heard you were pitching the local crew on exclusive real estate sales- we know who you are….
I loved that trip. Carissa and I hit it off BIG TIME! Plus, my sanuk sandles, rvca boardshorts and donkey.com tour t-shirt ruled the school down there. Those locals didn’t know what hit ‘em. Stupid Mexicans can’t even pronounce rvca let alone buy rvca products like I can (if I had to, which I don’t since its all free to me). But, I do wonder how I could have found the time to surf my rvca-covered ass off all day, party with Brother and Carissa all evening and sleep all night and still find time to post inane comments on this site several times a day.
stu- heard you own the wireless monopoly at barra- JV with telmex and sean collins-so it allows you to be 24/7/365 on point with postsurf.com and don’t think we do not know who you are- also know you were the main sponsor that built the medical clinic down there so you are able to deflower all the virgins of barra (they were not happy you slipped the salami to Carissa)… we are also investigating reports that you and LS were gay lovers who had a foursome with sean and the donkey- more to follow- I hope to break the story before the NY post.
Pirate Salsa is gonna be pissed when he hears about Stu’s foursome.
as he should be. but, let’s leave young Carissa out of this. she does not deserve to be hounded here. when I said we hit it off, I meant we both got good laughs thinking of all the money we make for doing nothing but surfing. i would not dream of slipping Ms. Moore any sort of food, let alone a salami. the same can not be said, however, for the young ladies of barra.
Does wiping left to right mean upper-crack to balls or literally side to side?
That’s nothing anyway…..I once took out three somalian pirates with one shot of jizz…left them looking like an ethiopian-dozen of glazed donuts.
Mark, you’re the definition of fucking useless. Why don’t you try starting your own blog instead of just stalking Lewis and telling him how shitty he is and how you know everything about fucking everything? Maybe because it’s easier to troll around in the comments and talk shit than it is to actually do something productive.
Go fuck yourself, kook. Your whole schtick is fucking played out…
Thats it! It is official! Trauzersnake is funnier than Blasphemy Rottmouth!
Unless of course they are the same person. Man this is confusing. Kind of like when I got divorced and the judge tried to explain how we could legally go back to being brother and sister.
Hey Bay st there is an internet anger management class over on the corner of Bay and Santa Monica Blvd. They specialize in blog frustration which takes place when someone, such as yourself, gets completely outcommented by someone else, such as me, on someone elses blog. Maybe you and Mike can go there after a morning sesh at Topanga Point tomorrow if the wind backs off. Then you can hit up Mike’s mom in lovely downtown Tarzana for some lunch. Fricken MAGGOT!
Hey Mark,
I may not be as funny as trouser but I am smarter and more athletic than you. I scored a 3900 on my SAT mütherfücker! And I’ve also bowled a 309 at the Kona Lanes in Costa Mesa while being burned by the tips of fourteen sentient menthol cigarettes. You may think that’s easy, but try doing all that while carrying a burlap rucksack holding 33 pounds of sacred bacon lard and the amulets containing Aritz Aranburu’s hemorrhoid ointments.
That’s what I thought beeeiiiirrrtch!
the city just called and said bay st is zoned for gay bars and dildo shops
Oh, and Slater wipes left to right because he has a rectangular anus. When he shits, it looks like a Mexican SpongeBob SquarePants.
sorry abo, I disagree. I think slaters problem is not that he is stuck in a rut ability wise nor that he is searching for something new for the hell of it but that his boards aren’t working. It may have started out as a boredom issue or maybe it was calculated to try to change the game (or at least his game) and make it fresh for the judges. Regardless, it didn’t work. And now he is screwed. He needs to break the mold like Curren did when he jumped on MCs for a bit. Shapers go through stagnant periods as do surfer shaper relationships. In a few years we will hear the truth. Hope I’m wrong but I’d have to say he got two 17ths both due to bad boards and not wave selection or luck.
And if AM isn’t looking to the goldy shapers for inspiration by this time he should be. Regardless of whether he shaped Jordys back up board or not.
For example, pretty obvious that Danes “proton” model was inspired by ct boards from oz and was not an “original”. That means his top rider and only hope for the future really is on a borrowed idea. It goes both ways and ebbs and flows but right now the flow of ideas and riders is reversing and Merricks star is fading a bit.
I don’t see anyone copying what AM was doing two years ago really.
Andy and EA (as they say, an AI arakawa is just a symmetrical merrick) were I guess but it didn’t get them too far did it?
he he he… two headed-cock, square anus, bald head…no wonder he’s such a freak, although he did earn the two 17’s fair and square, and not due to equipment experimenation as some people who seem to be working on his twin helmets would lead us to beleive. The dude could win no 10 on an inflatable raft made of used condoms caked with sun-dried cum.
Oh yeah, the rest of you twisted bastards are all pretty entertaining.
“Kind of like when I got divorced and the judge tried to explain how we could legally go back to being brother and sister.”
beautiful.
“The dude could win no 10 on an inflatable raft made of used condoms caked with sun-dried cum.”
Yep, I agree. Too bad he can’t do the same on an AM or a KS.
ah, its a little early jiggy, can’t write him off yet.
i have to say he surfed at his peak a couple years ago on the simon andersons.
he was riding boards that taught him something rather than just his own manipulation
hope he realizes it and starts riding them again. (soon)
i
I don’t know about that charliep, I don’t know if he’s blown his wad yet, he did last year if anything….the deep six was certainly a success….he stole that name from me you know….well, not really. It would have been called the deep 8 1/2, but hey, who’s counting.
the other thing that is sad is the fact that kelly while surfing at his peak, always had a merrick sticker at the nose of his board with the simon logo hidden at the bottom.
he has such a loyalty to such a right wing , fear mongering christian that always has rush limbaugh blasting in the shaping room.
i don’t know if kelly realizes he is syrian ( i.e. terrorist), and progressive and if it was not for his surfing skill al would have nothing to do with him.
al has never been an innovator just a good duplicator
trauzersnake
he is so good at pipe he could have rode a boogieboard and still won.
same with bruce and andy. its just which of those three get the waves.
well probably jamie too
Hey anyone ever listen to the Phil Hendri show? It was this radio show where the host played the parts of all his guests but the irate callers where real…..
You know I have been thinking about something. Is it possible that Bay St. is really Lewis Samuels? I know I HAVE been a little rough on the guy and, after all, this is HIS blog. For the record Lewis I think you are frickin hilarious and that, in the past, you have made some incredibly insightful and accurate hardball observations on pro surfing. Plus I here you surf really well and that you charge hard etc. etc…
Are you upset with me Lewis? If so then why dont you come up with a post that is worthy of your caliber and shut me up. You have the potential to wipe out the memory of all surf bards who came before you including Hynd, Kampion, warshaw and Hawk ( that was me by the way since we are all fessing up to our stage names ).
What we are saying is that it is time to forget about Sean Collins and step it up Lewis. You are perched on the edge of greatness like Any Rand when she was between The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged. Like Steinbeck before The Grapes of Wrath. Or Keith Obberman when he was between ESPN and MSNBC( that one is for you Stu ). Parko is coming into his own Lewis. How about you?
Hey Lewis, is there any way to get postsurf un-blocked from my company’s network?? any way to convice them it’s necessary for legitamate business purposes? After all, they never seem to notice a drop in productivity when I disappear to the bano for an hour to rub one off.
I meant Ayn Rand not Any Rand. She is my favorite author. Sorry.
meatwad
I think you’re adding to mark’s paranoia that everyone on this site is Lewis…he might go outside and cut his cable to keep Lewis from getting him…I just heard on my scanner that Alabama state troopers spotted lewis headed south on highway 55…HA HA you thought I was in Ireland, you thought I was in Chile, you thought I was in Brazil-Not Bells….hahahahahaha!
BTW, I’ve decided to retire Occy’s Underbite, AI’s Dealer, and Magnum Q. Meatwhistle
Now why would you fuck with a good thing, Kelly? You smoked everyone the last few years on a state of the art thruster. And now go out on boards that look half submerged just paddling them?
Lookin’ more like Wiz, than Wizardly.
Speaking of the WIz, is this Wizard faze along the lines of Michael Jackson when he started hanging out with freaky deak performers?
Is Eddie Vedder this generations Diana Ross?
Yea, Meatwad, Phil Hedrie is genius. Too bad he’s stuck on that nutterbox of a station, Air America.
he’s going the win every contest for the rest of the year
Did he mean wiz, or JIZZ
Ayn Rand? Hopefully that’s a joke or I’ll feel bad for your obvious mental handicap.
If I really was lewis I’d be stoked about dipshits like you. More pageviews = more money. Retards like yourself who have nothing to do but post all day are the best thing to happen to blogs like this…
If I was really lewis I would cover all of you in my glue, like a gatlin gun, with my multi-headed cock and send you home to chisel yourselves out of my crusty load, and dust off the flaky-dried remnants to return until the next time…..
Lewis doesnt have anyone who advertises on this site. How would he get paid per pageview? Who is the dipshit?
Ayn Rand wrote Atlas Shrugged.It is the best book of the 20th century. The only people who dont appreciate it are people who like Rachel Maddow and keith Obberbarn.
And just so you know I do more than post on this site all day. I watch surf contests on ASP WORLD TOUR.com, I read Surfers Journal, Water Magazine,Surfer, Surfing, Surfing Life, Surf Shot, H30 and Stab magazine. When I am through with those I get online and read the Drudge report, Rush Limbaugh.com, Sean Hannity.com,Ann Coulter.com and Lou Dobbs.com. Then I check buoy #1 on the computer then the Waimea buoy then I check Wetsand, Surfline, Stormsurf,Surfinside san Diego, Hawaiianwatershots.com and Swellnet Austrailia.
When i am through with all of that I take my dog outside and we take a piss together then I go and physically check the waves. Then I go surfing and when I have to I go to work.
So dont you dare go thinking that all I do is sit around and make comments on Post Surf all day. I would be a loser if I just did that.
P.S. I also check The Goods Life and World Pro Surfers.com.
Bay st. is obviously taking himself and life in general a little too seriously. Therefore it could not be Lewis in disguise.
P.S. Bay st. wont last. We predict he quits quicker than Mark ever did and never comes back.
Big fucking yawn, dude. You just outed yourself as being gayer than Bruno with that kooky diatribe…
The wizard’s lunch-lady arms flap in the molten cauldron’s breeze; his pasty beard catches the moon like an albino urn, as they are framed in the Arcade of Despair; its pointed roof pierces the night sky like a taut nipple amongst a sea of dead vegetation.
A crystal oyster bears her fruit; a single orange testicle, suspended in mysterious glory for the sole purpose of illuminating Perry Hat Shits sullied judging litmus.
Bear scat polka-dots the exposed concrete floor beyond.
The wizard’s cock strains his cloak’s netting, bursting with promise like a Heinz Ketchup packet mashed against a bug screen.
A dog farts in the jungle.
Now bring me some bleach for my eyes and a new post STAT!
Oh, shit… I was actually commenting on the picture Lewis Samuels posted. My Bad. Let’s get back to throwing homosexual epithets around like candy at a quinceanera.
Hey Bay st. Are you always so serious? Do you ever joke around or say things in a sarcastic manner? Do you ever have fun? Why would a lump like you even log on to a site like this? Aren’t there enough worries in the world today for you to get all serious over some guy from Alabama ranting and raving about surfing and politics?
Seriously bro. I know that I am a big target and I say a lot of stupid shit but at least I can laugh at myself. It seems as if you have never laughed in your life. I feel sorry for you.
P.S. No one is gayer than Bruno. Except maybe Pirate Salsa. And Artie.
Mark,
Just curious, do you buy into Ayn Rand’s social AND religious ideals?
No. I disagree with her atheist beliefs.
Mark,
MMMkay. So, you believe in complete and total self-reliance, except for those times when you can’t rely on yourself and have to pray?
I believe in as little government as possible in our lives and I believe that each individual should be responsible for his or herself. I believe that we should get the rewards when we succeed ( and not be taxed to death or strangled by government regulations ) and subsequently we should pay the price when we fail or make an error in judgement ( borrowing too much money against the value of a home ). I also believe in God and that, yes, our lives are ultimately controlled by a higher power ( in my case Jesus ). But we are given choices, we have options. We can make the right decisions when it comes to our lives or the wrong ones. And we will ultimately be judged by our decisions and by our actions.
How about you my friend?
Jessica focused on Blasphemy Rottmouth. He made quite a sight as he stood over the stove stirring the boiling pot of Plymouth Barnacles with his cock while wearing black pants and a white, button down shirt. The clothes looked fresh and clean.
He must have changed while she was in the spare room, she thought.
His hair was black as night and cut short around his pointed ears and neck. Compared to her he was tall — at least sixty three inches taller by his latest calculations. She knew his face was rugged, his jaw squared, both noses straight and narrow. The rest of his facial features were a blur to her.
Broad shoulders anchored four thick and muscular arms. Not bodybuilder big, but arms that were accustomed to lifting heavy weights. His torso narrowed down to his hips. Her gaze lingered there, where his lower back curved slightly before forming his tight ass.
Jessica felt her face flush. She wasn’t innocent in any way, shape or form, but she couldn’t remember ever noticing a surfer’s ass this way before. She had a peculiar need to walk up, grab it with her bifurcated hoofs and squeeze. Of course, she knew she had a massive head injury. Here she was running for her life and she was thinking about molesting her rescuer.
This was all too surreal. She was being chased by the ASP Police, crashed her Geneterestrial Vehicle in God-knows-where, and now she was standing in a home that looked like it belonged on one of Tasmania’s four moons. The apparent owner, a magnificent specimen of a human, had just given her a carbon bath. What was next?
“Soup?” said Blasphemy, as he swung to meet the gaze of eight adoring yellow eyes.
I must apologish as I spoon feed that verbal diarrhea into your mouth…
… fer I wust drunth. 2 Deep. Too deep spake the seer.
when i saw 62 comments i thought ‘wow, postsurf is getting popular’ but upon closer inspection i realized it’s the same 5 kooks that keep arguing about pointless shit. go start a forum or something homos, coz you’re drowing the legit comments in your own ‘fuckery’
Yaya wants a ‘legit’ comment post on Lewis Samuels’ blog that’s popular. Really? Interesting.
Would “legit” be referring to that hazy, ether-soaked night in an Armenian steam bath when that bald yet hirsute powerlifter with the handlebar mustache made you “smoke his tree” while his identical twin brother plowed your back forty and spun you dizzy on both cocks like a rotisserie chicken?
Or, does “sometimes” mean the time you had to bribe your way out of a Central American prison by letting El Burro ream you out so thoroughly that every time you fart you have to tuck your lungs back in?
Or maybe it was just that icky time that you got girl cooties on your pee pee?
Let me know Brah. My rabid longings for your insightful commentary have thus-far, left me without a use for my mouthful of acid.
Mark will you please just FUCK OFF. You are not funny, you are not insightfull, and nonone wants to hear what you have to say about anything. You’re just spoiling this site for everyone else.
all i’m saying is lewis’ post is about kelly and his new boards… so why do the same lame fags have to go off topic 50 times about random shit? i want to see other peoples comments about the kelly board topic.
lewis i suggest you add a forum section for these dickwads to battle it out and not pollute your fine site… :)
Bunch of pussy bitches from NorCal. Weak.
hey fun boys, get a room.
yaya and bay st can each suck on one of kelly’s twin helmets
Owen Wright is a poor man’s Cory Lopez, minus the rubber knees and the ability to rotate a 540 like butter. As an openly biased East Coast die hard I hope he makes the tour next year, and shows punk little Aussies like Owen how its done. Slater should have won, but he wouldn’t have been Parko anyways.
Did I really scan 70 posts and only about 5 of which addressed the original topic?
I have been a fan of KS’s surfing since the Kechele days, and I agree the Wizards are looking small and like Kelly is just trying things for a kick? Last year Kelly could do no wrong and this year it’s a different story getting off the standard CI boards.
We all love Simon Anderson, and we all watched Simon (and a few others)shadow Kelly for years on tour throwing literally hundreds of boards at the kid at every stop. Finally one stuck with KS long enough for a few surfs and the media went nuts on it, me thinks it has something to do with Simon doing Quik label boards perhaps, as the same shots and footage was showing up everywhere.
Simon could never duplicate that board again so I don’t think that’s the answer.
Marky Mark, you just can’t learn, can you.
Unregualted capitalism is begging socialism to absorb the risks of bad decisions/criminal acts, while privatizing the profit. The great “conservative” hypocrisy, bend over for big business until they need the taxpayer to fund their failure. Money is ammoral and has no goal except more, the textbook definition of greed.
When your fairy tale “God” made the 5th commandment ( worship false Gods before thee) , It didn’t warn you sheep about Mohammed, Buddha, Lron Hubbard or Judaism…. It warned you about Money, the universal false “God”. ( Ayn Rand)
Just to clarify, the Bush administration (”conservative”) exploded the government to it’s largest size in history. The current banking meltdown is a direct result of criminal malefeasance of the financial industry, emboldened and enabled by an illegal 8 years in office. Private Wars for profit, a comprehensive sell off of any soveriegnity and an allegiance only to money have left us in dire straights.
And who enabled this evil? A desperately failed “christian” bible belt who only succeed at hypocrisy. Tempt these FOLLOWERS with something shiney to hate ( gays ) and they’ll vote to exclude. Create a false impression of an enemy, and every church in this nation avoids a discussion of profitable murder by corporate aetheists intent on seizing resources ( Iraq). The blood on “Christian” hands dooms you in the eyes of your lord. You stood by and voted to allow illegal, corporate death and a destruction of a society that NEVER affected you. I studied that fucking book that I didn’t believe in, so I read it objectively and what your religions have done to those lessons ranks among the deepest failure of mankind.
Mark, your American flag should feature just one star against the blue, that the star of David. Worship your true God, Money, hate, exclusion, death to those who you oppose and Israel’s best interest. Wow, you really are “conservative”.
I believe in fiscal responsibility, small government, a DEFENSIVE military, social responsibility and American soveriegnity. Minus the social considerations, conservative. Include the social aesthetic, Christian…. minus the bogus worshipping. And really what is more gay than a church service…. all those robes, incense, candles, hocus pokus and young boys in assistance behind the screen.
If you think about it, the issue with abusive priest mirrors the issue of abusive CEO’s. Once caught, reward them with a transfer (bailout) and hide the evidence. Years later, a “parish”( taxpayers) will fund your legal troubles and you never have to admit culpability….. swept cleanly under the rug. Good luck with ST Peter.
As for MR Kelly Slater, nine world titles allows him any artistic ( shitty boards ) expression he pleases and when the tour waves improve, so shall he.
One last thing, BR you are flying too close to the sun and your wings will soon melt. That last romantic novela you wrote is threatening your brief stint of “celebrity”.
sorry for the novel boys, the waves suck and hypocrisy of ideology surrounds us…. even on a surf blog.
Obama please prosecute all crimes and recover the stolen money, even if that requires a phone call to our biggest “allie”.
Owen Wright beat Kelly, hands down and Cory could never have done that, never.
Bacalsco looks solid, Flores looked a joke. The kids are still a year off and it looks like Parko’s turn.
Mike, you say “Just to clarify, the Bush administration (”conservative”) exploded the government to it’s largest size in history.”
Since Obama is compounding that mistake by a multiple of three or four doesn’t that make him three to four times as bad as Bush?
He sure seems like a incompetent fool so far.
I’m just quoting my idol on two important statements:
“when i saw 62 comments i thought ‘wow, postsurf is getting popular’ but upon closer inspection i realized it’s the same 5 kooks that keep arguing about pointless shit. go start a forum or something homos, coz you’re drowing the legit comments in your own ‘fuckery’”
“all i’m saying is lewis’ post is about kelly and his new boards… so why do the same lame fags have to go off topic 50 times about random shit? i want to see other peoples comments about the kelly board topic.
lewis i suggest you add a forum section for these dickwads to battle it out and not pollute your fine site… :)”
It looks to be an interesting year for a change at least.
Can’t count Slater out but it would be nice to see one of my favorite style masters take the crown.
Fukin Hilarious earthlings we leave you & titally return to Mars brainfucked forever!
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