Comments on: Bells Power Rankings: 28-33

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:58:36 +0000

“Start off with one tab”!!!!!

” I’m not feeling anything yet? Better take a second” ooooopssss…….

Green Pyramid, Led Zepplin, Forum, 1976

By: Blasphemy Rottmouth

Blasphemy Rottmouth — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:37:34 +0000

Third Reader,

So… you’re saying it sucks that four of us get Lewis Samuels’ humor. Oh wait, I reread the fist line of your comment.

By: The Third Reader

The Third Reader — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:01:49 +0000

Mark, the first option about Assphlegmy Snotgout is correct.

But I disagree with you about the 10 at a time. Slower installments helps my productivity with family and work.

When the rankings came all at once I would read them so. This would also allow for L.S. to post more subsequent posts, which I would also then read.

Side note. I was thinking today that it was quite entertaining in its own way to have the rankings on Surfline, because of all the comments from Surfline’s readers. Some literally said that they weren’t smart enough to understand Lewis’ humor and references. Or, some would be furious about the ranking order. Good times.

By: Blasphemy Rottmouth

Blasphemy Rottmouth — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:57:15 +0000

Oh, and ‘Are You Begging You My Love?’ was the best song ever composed by the much heralded cover band Six Pence None the Bitcher. You should check them out. St. Peter changed his title from ‘St.’ to ‘Throbbing’ after feeling their swift guitar licks tickling his undergarments.

By: Blasphemy Rottmouth

Blasphemy Rottmouth — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:55:37 +0000

Mark. I am not Luis, thank Beelzebub. But, I am hammered. My recommendation: dude, always start off with just one tab; you never know how strong that shit is.

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:49:04 +0000

This is obviously that time of night when B.Rot is HAMMERED like John Steinbeck during his Travels With Charley period.

P.S. Either B. Rot sits at his computer all day waiting to comment on here or he is really Lewis Samuels. Either way it is kind of creepy.

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:46:11 +0000

By the way I saw that free surfing footage of Tim Reyes at Bells and he was going OFF. Plus he spends a lot of time in that regular foot utopia one and a half hours south of the Bay so he probably golfs and fishes good as well.

By: Blasphemy Rottmouth

Blasphemy Rottmouth — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:43:24 +0000

Are you begging you my love Marcus?

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:42:21 +0000

4 comments? Is Bigamy Rotgut the only one reading these posts? I suggest stepping it up to 10 at a time Lewis and then moving on to bigger and better things. Even Stu has nothing to say.

P.S. I thought you would be rocking after that plug you got from the announcers at Bells. I for one am a major fan. Maybe all of that trash from Billy Rottenbreath is turning the world off to your talents. I would deep six that dude quick and maybe have Warshaw over for a pale ale (or wine or whatever you people in San Francisco drink) and ask him for advice.

By: Blasphemy Rottmouth

Blasphemy Rottmouth — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:32:45 +0000

Soooo, it looks like everyone’s fled to surfline, thedirty, icanhascheeseburger, and the rest of the dregs of internet whoredom.

So be it.

The next round please, Mr. Samuels.