Earlier this week I wrote about an SF Chron article in which localism was presented as a breaking news story… for, like, the 1,784th time.
The best part of the article? The comments it elicited from readers - many of whom were non-surfers, shocked and outraged by the behavior of surfers.
Comment of the week goes to Ted, who quickly noted the upside of this public outrage.
ted says:May 7, 2009 at 11:56 am
Well, after years of being the new “it” sport, public opinion has swung the other way relegating surfing and its practitioners back into the cesspool of hoodlums, petty crooks and pirates. It’s good to be home, gentlemen.
In all fairness, the commenters on the Chron story also deserve some kind of prize. I already posted a batch of gems… but since then, another 120 comments went up, and some of them were SOLID GOLD.
Public opinion continued to veer towards outrage and surprise:
mrzardoz2u: More proof, as if needed, that the surfer “bros” are complete morons.
Steveshs: Wow- I didn’t realize surfers were so pathetic.
Badidea: Surfing sounds like a horrible awful experience filled with goons and dicks. Why would anyone want to be involved with such a horrible sport. I do not get it. I dive, I heli-ski etc. Always find myself surrounded by first class top flight people. I like a thrill, but why be around dicks?
Jerminator: I’ve never understood why people think it is so special to stand on a piece of wood while a wave carries it along. I’m sure it is a good feeling, but so is playing with my nuts. And I don’t punch people in the face over that….
SoleilSmile: Who knew surfers could be evil? I have a few best guy friends who are surfers and they have so much water between their ears they can hardly hold their heads up, let alone gather a single aggressive thought. Those mean old SF water thugs can learn a lot from my surfing frogs.
Commenters debated the best course of action. Many suggested installing surveillance cameras, placing undercover police in the lineup, prosecuting all surfers as gang members, preventing them from congregating in groups, or simply banning surfing altogether on federal land, as a homeland security risk. Other commenters felt that violence was a more appropriate response, and proposed beating surfers with bats in the parking lot or slashing their tires.
How beautifully ironic would that be? Non-surfer Bay Area liberal pacifists slashing the tires of locals, for… being locals.
Another group of concerned citizens tried to develop a plan that would encourage local wildlife to take care of the localism problem:
Leothedog: May these violent jerks one day enjoy the view from inside the jaws of Great White.
Luckybug: Too bad some brutal, macho, punk-a$$ local doesn’t get his leg ripped off by a shark. That would lower the tool’s testosterone level a tad.
Jerminator: Anyone want to go spread some chum at Fort Point? I hear that 9 out of every 10 great whites think surfer butt is quite tasty.
Finally, a military presence stepped forward, offering to help solve this problem of “surfers.”
Dion: Surfers are a great reason to keep the 2nd Amendment intact.
Painter: As a former SEAL and novice surfer I expect to paddle out and have fun… if some knucklehead thinks he owns the waves or the peak or the ocean and elicits a confrontation over his so-called “territory” i can assure you he will have a very bad day and one to remember. Just a reminder to all the slappers that think they are tough guys, most likely, you’re not a tough guy. The ones that flap at the gums and make threats and call someone “out” for their perceived surfing ability is really not thinking. Let me make this a bit more clear, you never know who you may be talking smack to. It could be a guy who has gotten back from AF or Iraq and has been to war and the last thing this guy is gonna do is listen to some toolbox yell at him or confront him about his or her surfing ability. Most likely this former veteran is going to jump off his board swim over and drown the slapper that talking smack and there is nothing this perceived tough guy who thinks he owns the waves can do about it. In conclusion, everyone would be better off without some doofball causing confrontations in the water. Now i’m heading over to Ft. Point, i ride a 9′0 single fin and i’m not that good, i wipe out a lot and sometimes drop in on people…
cunno2001: Attention Grunts; Now hear this…..just because you are an ex-SEAL don’t think you are the baddest Mo Fo in the water. Same for U Mr. Iraqi Baby killer. Some surfers, including myself. were surfing big waves (and doing a lot of swimming before “leashes” ruined the sport) for Years and years. That’s a lot of time in the Ocean. MUCH more time than Navy Seals get in their training. And the Grunt from Iraq probably ought to go back to Pookipsie befor he tangles with the hornets nest of surfing localism. It can be ugly, and you wont have your buddies with their guns watching your back. Just a little reality check….for your own good, my boy. I’ve seen a lot of Marines make utter fools of themselves trying to surf at Trestles and SanO.
Painter: …Any punk surfer that comes at me with an attitude is simply going to get smashed. Now I don’t know about that goof that said he saw a bunch of Marines humiliated but for your info SEALs are not Marines and SEALs specialize in special warfare in and around WATER so if that slapper thinks that because he surfed without a leash makes him equal to a Marine he is mistaken if on the other hand he thinks that makes him anything like a SEAL because he spends time in the water he is just a plain ignorant fool. Nobody owns the ocean, nobody,,,nobody,,,,,,NOBODY but SEALs. I’d like to squish that rats head in a vice grip better yet maybe if I run into him i’ll waterboard him at OB. That would give me great pleasure. The point being, once again, the wannabe tough guys don’t exist. You either are or aren’t and the gang up mentality isn’t going to last when a guy sees his friend crying and his nose ripped off his face in my hand. Beware!
soon, surfers may be the New Terrorists. which makes me think of Jihad Khodr.
i think Lewis should be nicer to Jihad in the Power Rankings. verbally bullying a guy who’s already being bullied by the DHS for having a wierd name - that’s downright cruel, man.
you don’t seem like a cruel guy, Lewis. on the other hand, neither does Steve Buscemi, and he did a great job of playing a skinny, thoughtful serial killer in Con Air.
Happy mothers day kooks
what a bunch of bullshit. what ever happened to just going surfing. holy fuck
i’m gonna comment the shit out of you next time i see your comment!
“I dive, I heli-ski etc. Always find myself surrounded by first class top flight people. I like a thrill, but why be around dicks?”
Here’s the difference between surfing and your other “I-make-way-too-f*cking-much-money” ‘thrills’: the people who surround you in diving and heli-skiing are obligated to be nice to you because you are paying them lots of money to kiss your ass. As your participation in these activities depends on the knowledge and capital of these “top flight people”, their jobs also entail keeping your dumb ass alive when you fall in a crevice or freak out underwater. We, as mere, uneducated goons and fuck-ups have no such responsibility and can therefore be territorial cunts. Unless we open a surf camp. Then we’re dick suckers like the rest of ‘em for the $200k+ white collar thrillseekers and their wannabe hippie, world-traveling, trust-fund progeny.
I love how yuppie West Coast logic from Seattle to San Diego rests on the supposition that having lots of money entitles you to respect, fair treatment, and undisputed access to any and everything the world has to offer. “It’s cool, I’ve got money. People will therefore accept and respect me. And if they don’t I’ll write the Chronicle/Union-Tribune/Times to do an expo piece.” Solid gold fucking morons.
Waiting for Ron Artest to drop Kobe with one punch.
i’ve got an easy solution to all of this: the entire god-forsaken, over-polluted state of California just needs to sink into the ocean and kill every last miserable, self-righteous fuck that lives there. no more surf industry, no more kooks, no more wanna-be-surf-gangsters and no more yuppies to complain about them. everybody wins! seriously, there’s nothing there worth saving anymore. what was once a paradise is now a cesspool of human waste. The Land of Fruits and Nuts embodies everything that is wrong with America. and no, Obama cannot save you.
seriously, your state sucks.
I wish I could argue that point, Gator, but you hit the target more times than you missed.
I’m absolutely in sync with both Dirty and Gator. I grew up relatively “privileged” in SoCal. However, my parents made sure I didn’t take things for granted, let alone grow up to be a spoiled trust fund prick. I moved the hell out of the state by 25, because I was watching it turn into a cesspool of “entitled” and “privileged” douchebags. I never looked back. That’s why at this very moment I’m listening to Tool “Ænema”, because it says perfectly what should happen to my home state.
Crappy waves over crappy quality of life….made my choice.
Mr. Dirty,
“Uneducated goons and fuck-ups”? You obviously haven’t met Stu. He would rather tell you all about his numerous college degrees than describe his last barrel.
Mr. gator and Old Kook,
You both have good points but where else can you live in America that has good waves and weather as well as offering the opportunity for making great money and supporting a family? Florida is too inconsistent and buggy, Oregon is freezing and rainy and sharky, Texas has great people but the waves suck.
Hawaii has world class waves and a decent economy and some beautiful people but have you seen what kind of home you can buy on the North Shore for $600,000? Plus living here you always feel like you are a guest in someone elses home. I guess that is because we are guests here.
So what to do? I haven’t been to California in a few years but it seems to me the only option. And you can’t beat those good old California oily glass conditions. See you soon Mike!
I dive, wing suit, mountain climb blind folded, ride rip sticks, sand board, hunt grisly bears in Siberia and auto asphyxiate when I masturbate. Therefore, I think it goes to show that I am more than qualified to talk about surfing. It’s full of a bunch of poooosays who aren’t nearly as hard as I am.
Why is everyone so angry.
Surfing is gay! Surfing should have its own gay mardi gras. Some terrific recent examples:
Freddy P’s ‘tache.
Alex Knost.
Britney Outhouse (Blasphemy Rottmouth’s persona after 11pm and a few fingers of whisky).
Mark complaining about his financial situation.
Recent embarrassing Hobgoblin videos and photos on http://www.blog.thegoodss.com.
Donavan Frankfurters Village People ‘tache.
And the most damning evidence:
Jed Smith’s first video from Tahiti: http://www.stabmag.com/jed/tahiti-09/
Tip for Jed. I know you’re going the whole ironic sailor look, but when you already look gay, sound gay and act gay, it just makes you look, well, camp as a row of tents.
Not that there is anything wrong with that…
Mark,
Unfortunately, I might be in the same overeducated boat as Stu, though I won’t dig too deep for adjectives and I promise to offset GRE words with “fuck” and “cunt” (the best thing Aussies have contributed to the English language). I work at an SD university and it only furthers my rage and angst for my generation of Americans and the dipshit parents who bought their kids off without engendering them with a fucking ounce of responsibility, toughness, resourcefulness or work ethic. Politics aside, as stupidity seems to transcend political lines these days, most of my students’ work makes Freddy P. and Andrew Oliver’s foray into journalism look like the work of Rhodes scholars.
That said, I do all the math about staying down here vs. relocating anywhere else in the U.S. that you outlined and I keep coming up with the same answer. Stay. Just lose your expectations for courtesy and human decency in human interaction (again, politics aside…the corporate neocon crew are just as fucked as the yuppie progressives).
Even if I lived in a trailer park in El Cajon, I would never cite a Tool song (much less an album) to ever summarize what I thought or felt. Especially not if I was trying to emphasize rebelliousness or non-mainstream attitudes. Unless I lived within five hours of Gainesville or knew where Alachua County was on a map.
Oops, forgot that clearly bisexual man on the dinghy interviewing the surfers post-heat in Tahiti.
Dentally-challenged Dustin ‘if you got the balls, you got the power’ Barca gave off phemerones so strong that GT swooned. Gay.
Not that there is anything wrong with that…
GT blew someone to get that job. No reel would’ve overcome the obvious and there’s only so many “jobs”.
” Hey Gay Moron, we’ll pay you to sit in the channel and ask questions at surfers who can’t answer them. You’ll have to carry the interview, but instead of a green screen, we’ll backdrop the next set that the viewers will only watch on replay.”
” Does that mean I got the job?” GT says as he wipes the trail off the side of his face.
@Mike
Just look at the hipster-douche on the front page of the billabongpro website with his weather update for chopes. That still image says it all. I won’t even mention the whole mother’s day bullshit. Did you see the interview with Andy where GT disses Jihad and Andy actually sticks up for Jihad because GT was an ass? Fucking funny. You know you’ve acted like a douche when Andy has to play nice guy…
I must say though that the coverage is way better than the Bells or Snapper coverage. Real instant replays from different angles etc. Hardly any technical glitches. Considering the location, it’s a fantastic technological feat.
Think back and take a snap-shot of Roberto Benigni hyperventilating, O-facing, and proximity face-licking as he won his “Life is Beautiful Oscar”.
Superimpose upon that image a miniature version Bradbury’s mechanical hound, with Roberto wearing the eight legged venomous monstrosity like a sombrero.
You have just visualized Heiarii Williams’ contest photo.
Hide the winners podium with the books, Montag.
Dirty sounds like he’s an adjunct at SDSU.
Everyone would like the surf community as a whole to play nice like a clusterchunk of SF gay kabobs.
And whole swaths of the surfing business are rolling over and obliging. happily gay marinating.
I’m guessing Donnie Frankenfurter’s hipster fairy pants will sell like lube on a Folsom Street Friday night.
Bob Dobb, write “RENOB” on your forehead first thing tomorrow morning.
Do it just for fun!
It rhymes!!
Later at the end of your day, take a good look at yourself in the mirror while you brush your teeth.
Earache, now why would i want to write something that you might have tatted up across your knuckles?
you should keep rocking that look yourself. makes you look like a real individual.
Will do.
(Funny, B-Dobb, I tried to write the simple, concise, and light-hearted reply that you see above, but L.S.’s Surfline-esque comment filter told me it was “too short” and to “try again”. The quality of the initial remark lie in its brevity, which is of course now lost.)
As to my Fahrenheit 451 reference earlier, which apparently gleamed prophetic, seems Lewis is his own minority of one -Captain Beaty himself. Censoring our speech, not for philosophic digressions, but for word count.
Oh god, i hate undergrad students.
Speaking of such, I guess Blasphemy Rottmouth is under a table somewhere, or under a sweaty band member of Japanese Motors.
“Nobody owns the ocean, nobody,,,nobody,,,,,,NOBODY but SEALs.”
Ok, this made my year.
Off topic but check out the AI interview posted on the Billabong Chopes website. He reiterates his brother’s animosity towards computers and people who play fantasy surfer.
I get high on anger and this stuff is pure, man, whooo…
shit…uh…
ppheewyeah…
What was I just talking about?
PP & Erik,
I wholeheartedly support reading classic literature and having a broad understanding of it, but I must say that it is annoying to see unprovoked forays into Vonnegut and Dostoyevsky–much less the sci-fi playgrounding of Ray fucking Bradbury–on a forum designed for talking shit about surfing.
Erik, use the lord’s name in vein or I’m sold that you’re an acne-riddled, God-fearing, pussy-deprived, 22 year-old freshman at Point Loma Nazarene or USD.
Lewis’ comments about N Curran appear to apply to Dane Reynolds: A local hero, and little else.
Pob Brown,
Ditto. Talent for more, but it looks like he’ll have to do another year on the slog to prove it.
Dirty,
Nice extortion attempt. Do something, or else!!!
Please read your own comment at 6:32 pm. Or, actually read it below (I can’t stomach to do it again, as I’m sure everyone else can’t either):
“Mark,
Unfortunately, I might be in the same overeducated boat as Stu, though I won’t dig too deep for adjectives and I promise to offset GRE words with “fuck” and “cunt” (the best thing Aussies have contributed to the English language). I work at an SD university and it only furthers my rage and angst for my generation of Americans and the dipshit parents who bought their kids off without engendering them with a fucking ounce of responsibility, toughness, resourcefulness or work ethic. Politics aside, as stupidity seems to transcend political lines these days, most of my students’ work makes Freddy P. and Andrew Oliver’s foray into journalism look like the work of Rhodes scholars.
That said, I do all the math about staying down here vs. relocating anywhere else in the U.S. that you outlined and I keep coming up with the same answer. Stay. Just lose your expectations for courtesy and human decency in human interaction (again, politics aside…the corporate neocon crew are just as fucked as the yuppie progressives).”
To quote our brilliant new commentator, Dirty, “I must say that it is annoying to see unprovoked forays into [whining about my 'students']–on a forum designed for talking shit about surfing.”
Recommend you avoid speaking.
Maggots all…
Mark,
you’re right, Cali is your only option, so stay out west and far. far away from here ;)
the “east coast sucks” anyway, right? i mean, that’s what the cali-hawaii-centric surf media tells you, so it must be true. right?
I actually do own the ocean. I bought it from some Navy SEAL I met over the internet. God, he was hot!
Dirty, sorry the Tool reference was so beneath you. Next time I’ll refer to Yanni for you.
Eric is trying so hard.
Anyone else think he passed out early one party and awoke to a forehead graffiti art?
Stay in school kid, you need it and there’s nothing to graduate to….. at this point.
Wow Gator, you are so right! Obviously you are on to something….just look how many pros move from the dregs of Hawaii and Cali to the pristine coast of Florida. Can’t think of any?? That’s because they all move out of your flat ass, 20 days of surf a year, redneck and retirement home cesspool of a state at their first opportunity.
Don’t get me wrong, Florida like any other state with a coast line and a decent fetch gets epic surf from time to time. Hell, if you have a boat, it’s almost bearable to live there. But there is no way anyone any surfer in their right mind would choose to live there over Hawaii or California. If you don’t agree with me, I will send the Governator to kick the living shit out of your fairy princess governor Charlie Crist.
P.S. The Gators are WAY overrated. USC will hand them their ass faster than they handed Reggie Bush and OJ Mayo keys to a new Mercedes on signing day.
Mike, please try at least hard enough to spell a name correctly that you can see right in front of you.
And I wasn’t trying too hard, actually not hard enough. But it was very late, I had just finished MY homework, and was preparing to grade some of my own student’s work on… Fahrenheit 451.
Tired, Caffeinated, and immersed in 451 grading.
Also, not an undergrad. (That was Dirty-Not-Quite-a-Professor’s theory.)
Sometimes comments are mere procrastination, or a break from boredom.
Do dirty and Eric work for different institutions? Or different departments at the same one? I bet that the guy at the shittier school surfs better.
Or is Erik just pissed that he is in fact the tool that heli skis with top-flight people?
Wow, that “painter” navy seal guy needs to relax. This article was talking about how violent the surfers can be but wow the comments from the other “non-surfers” are scary. But the upside to this is that there are people that read the article said they won’t start surfing so thats always a plus. It reminds me of those Gotcha/new…Lost ads “If you don’t surf don’t start” so here’s to you SF… go kick rocks =)
Weeee! Heli ski!!!!
Hey Eric,
Mark waved his “Comment of the Weak” flag proudly, but you catch an intentional mispel.
Forgive me for being obtuse, ( graduated in ‘84) but what is Fahrenheit 451?
Mike,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit_451
Hopefully your question was sincere.
My bad Erik, maybe you’re a righteous schoolteacher of fuckwit 8th graders. Perhaps a grad student on his way to fame, glory, 90 hour work weeks, and less surf than I would wish on anyone in the struggle for tenure? From the sound of it, you teach English, which is unfortunate because you’ll likely never even come close to finding a tenure track job in the current academic market. Especially not if you’re from a California program or trying to stay on the west coast; not even Berkeley and Stanford are having good placement in the humanities lately which means you’ll likely be relegated to work at Eastern Kentucky Valley State College upon getting that lovely degree that you’re working towards.
It’s cool though; you can still antagonize us with your pseudo-mastery of the English language and juvenile attempts at humor here on Postsurf. It’s what I’d expect from a career student who clearly hasn’t spent a minute in the real world outside of a uni classroom. Go surfing already.
Dirty, you’re funny with your prognostications.
Quite off the mark, but you continue to try. And I’m not sure how I earned you steadfast attentions. Guess I’m the shiny object and you’re the little fishy.
You are in the proximity on some details, though in a backward way. Back in undergrad I forswore a career in academia precisely because I had no desire to work “at Eastern Kentucky Valley State College” and because I sort of loathed titles and degrees.
And because I don’t like work. I like recreation. (Of course that means mostly surfing, but also leisure, family, friends.)
In fact, that homework of mine that I mentioned is to change careers from one already (mistakenly) thought to have loads of free time, to one that pays me more to work less. And with year round, intermittent breaks. In fact, two days off for every one day on.
I hope that satisfies your stalker-approaching interest in me. Please no more predictions.
But thanks for the suggestion. I was planning on doing that right after I leave work.
Thanks Erik, but you didn’t catch my Orwell reference.
Nice to see that Lewis is luring talent and PLEASE don’t listen to Dirty, there’s nothing in the “real world” worth rushing for, seriously.
I was lucky and enjoy a vocation of my own creation, designed with free time to surf as it’s priority. Most of my peers entered corporate slavery and are boring as all fuck at drunken campfires. The bank sends them notices that invisibly lock them onto office desks and they live through a freedom I enjoy by taking that original risk.
Put the books down and go paddle.
Some of the responders on the SF website are actually dumber than Scott Bass!
Hard to believe, I know.
does anybody make a surfboard with a water proof gun compartment on top ?
MuckFark,
i wasn’t talking about Florida, but how nice of you to make assumptions. and how come so many OBX and NJ pros opt to live at home rather than move out to the cesspool of southern california? could it be because 90% of the coast isn’t an utter close-out outside a handful of overcrowded spots? i promise you that your average OBX or Jersey pro spends more time in the barrel back home each year than anyone does on the soft, mushy, overcrowded pointbreaks of socal. “ooh! let me dodge this dog on a foam funshape while i pull the same cutback for the 200th time today! then i’m gonna pick a fight on the beach and tell ghost stories about the time i lived in hawaii for a month and got barreled at pipe while fast eddie sucked my balls and told me how cool i was! i totally rule brah! i rule so hard!”
p.s. we’ll see what happens during the season, but if you’re willing to bet on it, i’ll put my money where my mouth is and throw $200 on the table that says the gators end the season ranked higher than USC, and an extra $100 for the BCS championship. Tim Tebow is gonna make you his bitch while he saves your sinning, disgusting, poor excuse for a soul from eternal damnation in the hellfires of southern california.
@gator
You might not have been talking about Florida, but I think it is pretty safe to assume you are from there. How are the waves in Gainsville anyway??? Should we talk about the pros that have moved away from your noseeum infested coastline? (CJ, Cory, Kelly, ring a bell?) Or should we talk about the fact that every other time you get a clean swell, you have to rush back home to board up your cockroach infested crack den?…Please lord, don’t let this hurricane destroy the screen around my pool or take my roof for the 3rd time in 4 years.
“Soft, mushy, overcrowded”……clearly you have never been farther North than Malibu. ‘Nuff said.
Finally, you’re Eddie comment is fantastic and I commend you for your creativity. Florida may end up ranked higher than SC since the sportswriters can’t get the SEC’s nuts out of their mouths, but we will take you in a head to head match-up anytime. Not even Jesus can save Tebow from our defense.
Lewis: Thank you so much for following up on C.W.ʻs story in the Chron. I am the one who put him up to it.
Do you know the genesis of the story? The staples are out and my head heals. Iʻve been back in the water for a week and all is well.
Much Love,
BVB
@MuckFark
i don’t live in Gainesville, though i am obviously a Gators fan. i’ve got a buncha friends who live there and i’ve visited many times. nice people, an overabundance good lookin’ females, and a killer music and bar scene. definitely worth checkin’ out if you ever get the chance. i actually live on the treasure coast, in a secret little town you’ve never heard of and never will, but the waves rock by Florida standards. i also spend about 1/3rd of the year in south jersey, classic waves in classic surf towns with little to no crowds, and killer food. get barreled all day then eat delicious cheese steaks and pizza all night. ever had a real cheese steak? or real pizza? do they even know how to make pizza in socal without throwing pineapples or some weird soy crap on it? socal already ruined the cheese steak by putting peppers and olives and tomatoes and all that other crap on it. just can’t leave something good alone, can ya? i guess it comes with being so “progressive” while your state sinks itself into even deeper levels of debt caring for the children of boarder jumpers and handing out welfare checks to every lazy bastard or ice head who doesn’t wanna work for a living. why do you think the film business is leaving california in a hurry?
and although i ain’t rich, i sure as hell don’t live in a crackden, and with the new building codes, we don’t even worry about hurricanes anymore. i lived through andrew down in miami, and after that they won’t let you build a house in florida that can’t stand up to the worst mother nature can dish and then some. when hurricanes come and they shut down the causeways, we paddle the ICW and go surf. and when it rains here, we don’t have to risk getting e-coli to catch a few glassers.
p.s. CJ still lives in Satellite Beach, Damo’s the one that moved away. Kelly still has a house here too. and Cory comes back every fall to sip on a little ‘cane juice. Kling still lives here, as well as Gorkin, the Gieselmans, Mendia and a host of others. no need to move away from Florida when you’re a cheap, fast, and easy flight from PR, DR, CR, El Sal, Nica, Panama, and a handful of other places that get much better waves than socal. and everyone in Florida has a friend in PR or CR.
p.p.s. you’re right, i’ve never spent much time much further north than Bu, Santa Barbara once, but it was flat the whole week. i mean like summer in Florida flat.
p.p.p.s. east coast quality of life makes socal quality of life look like the gap between dustin barca’s teeth.
I surrender. You sir have bested me and I am not afraid to admit defeat. I’ve actually spent a bunch of time in Deerfield and South FL since I was a kid. The lack of hills and mountains is a little disturbing but other than that, the bugs, and the humidity, it’s a sick place. You need to get up North before you see the California that people are proud of. Finally, best Barca comment yet by a long shot. Well done.
lol !!
conclusion, navy seals are world’s locals. everybody be real carefull on their local break not to disturb the world locals seals lol ! I think they keep a 9mm or a knife or something under their wetsuits. next time somebody jumps on your wave, shut up, it could be your last moment.
lol !!
unbelievable.
well Muck, you seem like a stand-up guy, so you’re always welcome in my neck of the woods. i’ve been meaning to make it out to the Mendocino area for some time, i’ve got some friends that own a bed and breakfast in a cove out there, apparently they get some good waves up that way as well.
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Is all Glyconutrients, our useful body? Not all these sugars help can actually be bodily functions. There are only eight recorded our health and well-being for your individual needs. These include glucose and galactose more consumed both by almost everyone, and the rest is composed of Xylose, Fuctose, mannose, N N acetylglucosamine acetylgalactosamine acetylneuraminic acid and N.
Why has my doctor never heard of Glyconutrients? Most physicians attended medical school before this technology began being published so profusely. It wasn’t until 1996 that one of the primary medical textbooks, Harper’s Biochemistry, published a chapter on Glyconutrients. Although there are nearly 5,000 articles published daily pertaining to glycobiology, it is still not common knowledge. Physicians are inundated with new information primarily from pharmaceutical companies and this product being a neutraceutical, it is less known by today’s doctors.
How do I know that the Nutrients in the formula are designed to work synergistically and safely? Jerry Hickey, R.Ph. and his scientific team review the studies on how these Nutrients work together to optimize the benefits and avoid any interactions or toxicity and test for purity, potency, consistency and freshness.
What if I have diabetes, high Blood Pressure, etc.? Lose And Snooze is a purely protein dietary supplement. It does not contain any significant amount of carbohydrates or refined sugar or salt. If you have any questions about trying it, we recommend that you take a copy of our information to your personal physician. Collagen taken internally has been recommended by doctors for over 25 years, and has been used in hospitals to help burn patients grow new skin and to help injured patients rebuild damaged joints and ligaments and muscles. Plastic surgeons use injections of collagen to help their patients remove wrinkles and look younger than their age.
Does blood pressure depend on age? In an average population, blood pressure in the elderly is higher than that in younger ages. This is based on reduced blood vessel elasticity in higher ages.
Do I need physician’s order to shop at American Diabetes Wholesale? However, there are some items that require a physician’s order, please read the product descriptions to find out whether or not you will be asked for an order of a physician before we ship. If you do purchase an item that your state requires a physician’s order please fax your physician’s order after you placed your order to 866 995-4820. Please reference your invoice number on your fax. If we already have your physician’s order on file, you will not need to send it again, unless it has expired.
Can diabetes be cured? Sometimes these problems come quickly, other times slowly. If any of these problems are bothering you, especially if you have one or more of the risk factors, see your doctor who will test you for diabetes.
Can Blue Lagoon skin care be used for infants? The skin is very sensitive at this age and it is recommended to use products specially developed for infants. However, the following Blue Lagoon products are dermatologically, hypoallergenic tested, fragrance and color free and can be used for infants: mineral bath salts, mineral moisturizing cream, mineral intensive cream, silica softening bath and body oil, algae and mineral derm bars.
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But how many people do you know that have actually managed to get ripped six pack abs with all of this cardio? And more importantly, has it actually worked for you? Not only that but your RMR (resting metabolic rate) will remain elevated for up to 2 days after each workout too. This is down to your body repairing the muscles used whilst working out. Did you know that too much cardio can actually cause you to lose muscle mass? This will reduce your RMR and actually make it harder for you to burn belly fat.
What are my options as a person who has been diagnosed with mesothelioma? Though mesothelioma is not curable, you can opt for treatments that will help control the uncomfortable symptoms of the disease. They include surgical procedures that will remove fluid from the pleura, pericardium, or peritoneum, as well as radiation and chemotherapy. Alternative treatments, such as massage, acupuncture, meditation, and herbal supplements, are also available to address symptoms of the disease and the side effects of some of the treatments. http://www.mesothelioma-on-line.com.
What are the time constraints for filing a mesothelioma lawsuit? The statute of limitations varies from state to state, so you would be wise to inquire immediately. And since post-diagnosis survival is often measured in months, you should act as soon as possible.
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