Enough with the fuckin' words. Really, people! The world tour's rigged, it's not rigged, I'm over surfing, I'm stoked again, Jesse Ventura is a kook, Jesse Ventura is a hero, blah blah BLAH.
We've probably written the equivalent of 5000 tweets this week on PostSurf. We're scaring the children - they think in single sentences. Verbosity is overkill. Words are so 2004.
Here's some photos. Repo out west, where the wild things are.
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Nice escape, Jailbird!
Nothing in any of those pics gives rise to any sort of obvious crack at Mark. If only there was a bowling picture in there somewhere…
Reposar’s photos make me wanna travel more than any other guys shots out there for some reason. They kinda have that Hemingway big game look to em. Can’t really explain it. Have dug em since seeing them in TW long ago before the killer Journal article. Transworld is kinda like surfing Maxim but they did make all the mags have to step it up in the photo gallery department and you have to respect that.
Beautiful post… Photos capture the essence of surfing far better than words ever can. My personal favorite of all of these incredible shots is the middle one on the far right column.
is reposar the only pgotog you know
Here’s another.
7 is incredible.
oh and I was wondering, where in the fuck is the NUG? Does anyone remember the NUG?
Sick photos, some captions would be nice?
Nothing shuts down the comment volume on an industry slag site like a surf photo entry.
Nice shots, but ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
jamie the freak says:
May 16, 2009 at 7:57 pm
is reposar the only pgotog you know
WTF?
Sweet, I get to go to bed early tonight!
Au contraire.
And is Muke Mike?
At least the Teahupoo contest has been goin’ off.
Assphlegmy, you want an assignment?
Erik’s comments stink like microwaved hobo vomit.
Thank you.
This post stank like every one of Greg Allman’s farts, condensed into one, and injected into a seventy-two week old eggplant.
Reposar’s photos smell like Mark’s mom taking a dump into a paper mill
Truth be told: that “thank you” was for making me laugh.
Keep it up, Assphlegmy. I have some maddening work that will continue through the night. I’d appreciate entertainment between the agony.
@Erik,
What do you mean when you say ‘work?’
I hope it doesn’t mean generating comments that stink like a rancid kielbasa forgotten in a coma victim’s butthole.
Nice bra, as usual!!!!!
See you soon
Barnacles, but Dudeman your shots are insane. I checked your site and it’s killer. New Zealand seems to be about as close to heaven on earth as you can get except for the white sharks.
yeah rep!
ps fuck this message board for not letting you post ’short’ comments
Will Andy Irons become the Artie Lange of surfing?
Blasphemy Rottmouth has no class. And he has probably never bowled over 150.
Hey Eric,
I notice you suspect Muke is Mike.
Don’t be so paranoid bro. The veterans on this site are secure enough to use their real name. They wouldn’t stoop so low as to use a bunch of other monikers to try and fool people.
P.S, Second row down far right. Gnar.
@ Mark
Yep, real names only.
Blasphemy Rottmouth has class. He has probably never bowled.
AI,
Please give up acting. Your horrendous. There is no future in it for you. Your future is only with me. Call me
Your dealer
GTs latest gems on Island Time:
“Everybody’s lovey-dovey”
“I’m a Leo”
“We’re going to go with a wooly snuffleupagus”
And yes, AI’s advert is awesomely bad.
Mark,
Sometimes you can be a little weird. I was not being paranoid. Take a look at what letter lies to the left of “I” on your keyboard. I just thought that Mike may have mistakenly typed Muke.
And didn’t you confess to using monikers just a few days ago?
How did I ever think GT was an ideal narrator for Snowboarder Television back in the day? The guy makes me want to kill myself…and Erik.
Erik,
I have been watching your ascent as a commentator and , before your last comment, had you firmly in the top 5 as one of the hottest 15 groms on Post Surf.
However the sudden, shocking revelation that you posses absolutely NO grasp of the art of sarcasm has me seriously doubting your future in the big leagues. It seems to me that a demotion back down to the QS ,i.e. Transworld and Surfline Comments Sections, is inevitable.
Hey Erik don’t be too hard on yourself. Andy Irons fell off the C.T. once and clawed his back to secure 3 world titles. And look at all of those Brazilians. They vanish from the W.C.T. and reappear more often than all of these nasty cockroaches that litter this dilapidated North Shore shack that I, for not much longer, call home.
Seriously Erik. If you attended a college party in Tuscaloosa with your sense of humor you would get run out of town all the way across the border into Mississippi. And believe me you wouldn’t want to go there with all of those uneducated rednecks.
Yeah Erik! Get your shit together or you are outta here!
Blashemy Rottmouths mom is uglier than G.T. is gay.
Tuscaloosa? WTF Mark?
Wow.
Blasphemy Rottmouths mom must be REALLY ugly.
I happen to know that GT is actually a great guy who is well-liked and well-respected by everyone. Oh, and he’s not gay, he loves the ladies.
Especially for hair care tips and to talk fashion!
Yeah, Erik, you fuckwit!
That’s it! I’m going to follow the example of Sensei Mark and quit.
Good riddance, Erik, you fuckwit.
Does this mean I’m welcome here again?
Fuck off, that’s my name you spelt wrong! Why can’t we register our names?
One time in Tuscaloosa I pooed my pants. Then I rubbed it on my face, like black face, so that when I looked in the mirror I could tell myself that I am not racist since I have one black friend.
The last 3 comments were not from me. I am Mark and I used to be SmyrnaJeff before I retired him plus I mispelled SmyrnaJeff at 6:01 p.m. If Lewis can’t regulate this better then I am double live GONZO! One thing that is unacceptable on a site like this is shit like this.
Oh yeah and I am bailing on Oahu around July 4th. I have a feeling that my new arena might be near the region that Stu resides. Better watch who you back paddle Stuey my boy.
Go Chargers! I mean Niners! I mean Gauchos!
Oh yeah I was also G.T. at 6:34 p.m.
Dear Mark/Muck/G.T./SmyrnaJeff/SmynaJeff/Right Wing Douchebag/Rush Limbaugh’s OxyContin roadie
Enough.
No joke…
Let’s all just take a moment to ponder the still image posted here from that infamous clip. Sure, Ballz made the astute Uncle Jessie reference and Lewis connected this trainwreck to the Phil Spector dot. However, you may not be seeing the whole picture.
What you are rewarding your pained corneas with is actually Mark’s mother’s exposed rectal prolapse… the eyes come with the sentient tailbone. The O-ring, though not quite blown, is insulated by its winter fur, and ready to expel its warm acid guttural spew at the mere mention of the word ‘huge.’
I wouldn’t fuck that orifice with SmyrnaJeff’s spiraled penis. I wouldn’t even let my wiener peek at her through 4 layers of drywall. You’d have to use a welder’s mask for a condom, and a Lysol scrub for lube. Literally, I’d rather fuck a sun-bloated dead government mule through a stab wound that jab my beef oboe into that gelatinous spam cave.
Mark’s mum must use sofa cushions for tampons. Moreover, she most likely uses Wii-addled epilepsy victims for vibrators.
I… for one, can no longer condone that shit.
FYI…
… my name ‘with a webpage’ thing was just a joke… like most of these retarded comments.
No, it’s not Groms Attacking or Rob Machado…
Check out Slater’s switchfoot takeoff and barrel.
Does he have a surprise in stall?
Should the contest go mobile?
Is Luke Egan off his tree surfing 5-6ft barrels while he’s meant to be running a contest that doesn’t have enough waves?
This is going to go down as the weirdest contest ever. Hope you enjoyed your run Luke.
are all these photos shot by jason? they’re sick but is he shotting these or does he have an army of underlings? ’cause this motherfucker is all over the place.
Gaucho’s????
One benign warning PostMark. Santa Barbara is a liberal town and not too religious. We welcome you, but you should know.
How boring is this contest…. wait, is it still going on? The ASP needs change, the world needs change.
Dane Reynolds is already home surfing garbage, as predicted. How jaded does one have to be to leave Tahiti for the dredge? Youth is wasted on the young.
Hey Mark
I have two postions open for field sales……
Check it out.
oooppps…..
One job in Salinas, one in fresno, need sales reps.
Wouldn’t it be sweet if Mark helped me move to NZ (or better, Oz)?
I can help you Stu…..
Very low, fixed interest business loan, real estate assistance, Equipment loan, organic certification… heaps of advantages and full citizenship in 3 years.
Funny thing is, all the AG people in Cali are Bush/Christian Wonks. Mark is perfect.
You know how Republicans are, they see me and NO MESSAGE will make it past thier ears. The information is superfluous.
epic pics! well done…
Mike - I’d prefer to move to Oz, and not as a farmer (I can’t really even take care of my yard, let alone any sort of crops). You figure that out for me and we’re in business!
The Ag possibilities represent a unique potential for NZ in that region. Our service is not necessarily Ag specific…..
Gaining NZ citizenship allows you consideration into Oz, a transition so to speak. I have two friends who have done just that and now enjoy the “lucky” country.
Not for everyone, but unfortunately, this country has allowed the ship to drift and the rudder is broken, the hull is nearly full of water and the captain was asleep for 8 years.
Greener pastures with an active, year round swell window in an organic country with economic potential and universal good will.
active, year-round swell… mmmmm.
can we leave images?
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