Michel Bourez
Tahiti Result: 33 Previous Result: 33 ASP Rating: =35
Once you’re moored down here in the doldrums, it’s a mental battle, as much as anything else. How do you resist feeling sorry for yourself when things don’t go according to script? Michel Bourez was supposed to win Rookie of the Year. As the first Tahitian to ever surf the Billabong Pro with a Top 45 seed, the Spartan was supposed to dominate Chopes. Instead he lost to Heitor Alves in a windy, awkward affair... like having sex after eating a carnitas super burrito. The Brazo got the better waves, and that’s all it took to win most heats this year. The weight of a nation’s expectations can’t have made the loss any easier on Bourez. Writing about these cellar-dwellers is so fuckin’ depressing. Barely finished my morning tea and I already need a drink.
Nic Muscroft
Tahiti Result: 33 Previous Result: 33 ASP Rating: =35
I’ve asked this question already…but, again Nic: Why so glum? Did someone steal your lollipop at Chopes, too? What’s up with all these Top 45 bullies stealing candy from babies? Poor little Mushy has to have the saddest headshot in the Top 45. You can almost see Nic’s lower lip quivering in the photo, as he contemplates how completely out of his league he is. In all fairness, Muscroft can hold his own at certain spots… with Teahupoo not being one of those venues. In R1, the Aussie faced a giraffe of a Frenchman who put up 7.24 points total... and that was enough to beat Muscroft. It’s easy to blame the waves, again, but over the course of 2 years and three heats in Tahiti, Nic has put up HEAT scores of 5.20, 2.97, and 6.93. Shit, I think my blood-alcohol level might beat some of those totals.
Mikael Picon
Tahiti Result: 33 Previous Result: 33 ASP Rating: =43
By the end of ’08, I was almost starting to believe in Miky Picon. How can you argue with a semifinal in Brazil? (Don’t answer that.) But after Miky opened ‘09 with three 33rds, I’m beginning to think I was right the first time. Picon is like that exchange student on The Simpons. I knew it was going to be a long contest when the first heat featured Miky and Timmy combining for the lowest heat score in contest history (3.90 to 3.23). Only one decent set wave came through, and Miky caught it. He proceeded to pump past a lip without hitting it, and then bottom turn around a barrel without pulling into it. In all seriousness, Keala Kennely would have surfed that wave better. Yes, I remember, Picon beat Bobby in Tahiti last year, and ripped in Bali at The Search… but where’s the fun in remembering that?
Nathaniel Curran
Tahiti Result: 33 Previous Result: 33 ASP Rating: =43
I hate to say it, but Nathaniel Curran kinda proves my point about the value of the ASP. Read the magazines, and Curran is a star. Watch the heats, and you see the gap between stylish, industry-darling Californians and stink-bugging, claiming foreigners. Nathaniel needs to hang out with Aritz Aranburu and Jiihad Khodr more. They’ll remind him what it’s like to surf from a hungry place. They’re seizing the day while Curran hangs with Bobby and Dane and jokes about “losing my trials heat.” Unluckily seeded against Dingo in R1, Curran was left playing catch-up after Dingo back-doored a 9. At that point, Curran should have approached the heat like Peterson Rosa. But instead, he relied on clean, tepid technique and conservative positioning. He lost handily, but the greater sin was how boring it was to watch him surf.
Luke Stedman, Gabe Kling, and Pat Gudauskas
Tahiti Results: 33 & inj. Previous Result: 33 & inj ASP Rating: =43
I asked my friend last night if I should still write about Luke Stedman, despite the fact that he’s missed all three events this year with a foot injury. “I don’t think anyone has even noticed that Stedman’s been gone,” my friend replied. “Except for you and his family. All most Americans know about Luke Stedman is that he’s a running joke in the Power Rankings. Write about Pat G instead.” Oh, the truth. It burns! It burns! So: Pat Gudauskas has surfed in the last two events, because Luke and Gabe Kling are both gimps. Thus far, Pat has merely acted as further confirmation of my above point concerning hyped blonde Californians. Yes, I know, if I lived in San Clemente I’d totally be a believer in the G-Bros! But, like, dude, bro, ummm, doesn’t that fact tell you something? At least we don’t have to watch a “Simply Simpo” about him. Yet…
Inspired post, Lewis.
The Gad pic’s next to the canine equivilant is Masterful, except the dogs are more compelling.
Lukey so busy nailing Malia, he forgot there was a tour and I salute his focus.
Cheers to Steds! The only guy on tour that makes everyone else envious of an injury.
See, Cote, I’m not the only one who hates those fucking Simply Simpo videos you put up every week! And, in support of all the good Deutschers out there, I’d request you leave poor Otto out of any future Picon discussions. He deserves better. Bis Spater.
If anyone can be arsed to compile it, I’d like to see the Surf-Journalist Power Rankings: Number 44: Scott Bass- What is there left to say about the man? A legend, an artist, just reading his wise, carefully though out words transforms one to another reality of prose and poetry, thought-provoking and insightful beyond any philosophical writings recorded in modern history. Anyone who says Bass is an illiterate fuckwit with the charm and sophistication of common herpes clearly has never seen him on an SUP… I can’t continue
You are being awfully generous Free Radical in your assesment of the Street Sweeper, Bass.
A paddle in your hand is the equivilant of a training wheel, a good “core” workout. Just don’t slam Cardiff or the putz goes bezerk. You know Cardiff? Home to slo Elijo and other crowded gliding waves and tatooed chicks.
Simply Simpo is next years CT bottom dweller with inordinate exposure.
Stu, please leave Chris Cote alone, he has an advertising supplement to put out and is consumed with his puppet masters imperatives….. eeeerrrrr editorial.
41-45 are proof as to why the CT needs to go to 32 or so & then have longer & more heats w/ those 32. The bottom 16 may luck out & win a heat or two, or maybe even advance to the semis on wave selection, but nobody wants to see them surf. I take “breaks” from the webcasts for their heats.
An Alaskan, a Texan, and Kelly Slater were sitting around a fire telling tall tales. The Alaskan said he had taken down a bear with his bare hands last week. The Texan said “Oh yeah? Well I wrestled a boar to the ground by his horns before killing it for meat with just a knife.” Kelly said nothing, silently stirring the coals with his penis.
Hey Mike.
I understand your feelings toward S.U.P.’s but if you saw Ikaika Kalama at Sunset you would change your tune.
P.S. Somehow i just knew Lewis drank tea instead of coffee.
A priest, rabbi and attorney were discussing the lifeboats as the titanic sunk. The rabbi suggested they “save the children”. The attorney replied, “fuck the children” and the priest wondered aloud… ” do we have enough time?”
Sorry Mark.
You have to say that Mark, it’s the rhetorical that your survival dictates. “Oh you’re so rad, just like Laird except indigenous, therefore godlike”.
Tea is a formality most gay men appreciate, just like church services. Pomp, circumstance and heaps of plates and cups. Sub wine for tea and small children for male lovers and you’ll see, there’ isn’t much separating you and Lewis afterall.
Comedy, my friend, comedy.
Types of pros:
The top 32 (w/ some exceptions): Rip & exciting on command. Deserve their pay & the pay of most everyone in the following categories.
The bottom 16 (w/ some exceptions-Dane most notably): Rip (if at your local break) but not exciting: just good contest surfers. Who pays these guys?
WQS surfers who take multiple years to qualify: Rip (if at your local break - w/ some exceptions) but not exciting (Bobby being the exception): just good contest surfers. Why pay these guys?
Photo pro 1: Rip if given multiple chances or only need to do one maneuver per wave. Why pay these guys? They can get another job at McDonalds if a company needs photos from a surf trip, & their boss won’t give them time off.
Photo pro 2: An absolute media creation or an up-and-comer who bombs. Probably can do one thing (airs) but is not near the level of photo pro 1 or the bottom 16. Why do I even know who these guys are?
Crossover: All but the top 32 (w/ some exceptions) migrate between the rest of my categories.
Up-and-comers: Should get on the QS & find out by the age of 22. If they don’t make it in 2 years, they should quit & go to college (or more likely to the McDonald’s job awaiting them on my pay scale for photo pro 1). Should not be sponsored. (Very few exceptions - Bobby most notably. Bruce too - Bruce fans: Still think he’s the best in the world?)
I forgot a category:
Extortion pro: These are the pros at big-name locations (Hawaii, Indo, Chopes, etc.) who companies need to pay so that their team riders are protected.
“Extortion Pro’s”….. brilliant JimG.
Bruce is another false god, Volcom’s maverick icon and their only conduit to a rebellious foundation before money intervened.
Photo Pro 2…. Loseness, Mellem, Morrisey, etc. South County one trick ponies within short driving distance from the Twin Primes.
What about Bohemian used to surf wells? Frankenschillreiter Donovans.
@JimG
maybe kala alexander?
You forgot the former top 32´s and the legends
corey lopez, rob machado, etc
Mike - I wanted to put names to the categories but wasted enough work time on Postsurf today.
Good point Mike: Maybe throw him, Knost etc. into a category called:
Alternative lifestyle (whether real or invented) & also surf pro: Don’t really deserve any coverage, but mags & companies need to market to non-surfers.
believe that would be Donalove Frankenjohnson…
My bad Cobbie.
Wow, JimG, you get paid to write this, no wonder it’s so insightful.
Hey Stu, JimG’s got a connect to get paid for this shit, better call BR and Lazer…..
“like sex after a carnita super burrito” ??? WTF is this anology trying to explain? Is sex with a super burrito the better goal?
mmmmm this guy has a nice soft mouth mmmm.
LETS HAVE THE LAST 16 MEN SURF AGAINST THE TOP 16 FEMALE. EXITING HUH?
I know I am one post late but..
the bottom 16 = Menudo
I won’t be getting paid much longer if I keep wasting all my time on this site. But I can’t help myself b/c pro surfing is such a clusterfuck that the ways to fix it are so obvious that everyone can see them but those in charge. It gives me endless material on which to write.
European: Cory Lopez a legend? However, I cannot disparage a former top pro like Curren or Machado. They proved themselves (as always - some exceptions) and, therefore, have credibility & value. Although some former top pros keep going long after their natural shelf life.
I think the final category is big-wave/slab hellman pro: They have contests for this so arguably it has its own little system to determine who is the best. However, I guarantee every guy in the top 32 (probably the top 44; maybe most of the top 50 WQS) could do this if they wanted. In fact, haven’t some top 32 pros placed very high/won big-wave/slab events?
The dirty little secret of the big wave club is they couldn’t make it on the QS.
It’s Blasphemy Rottonmouth to fire at Laird, but his circus act of peripheral disciplines disguises a very pedestrian shortboard acumen.
Slater should “retire” to the Red Bull circuit and pull titles out of his ass for at least another 15 years.
Extortion pro: It may not always be a heavy for actual physical protection. This category also includes local so that a company & its riders gets the “he’s cool b/c Surf Company sponsors Joe Local” treatment. I.e. goodwill.
Getting paid to create goodwill is still extortion.
Is that what your boss calls it?
@Taco,
You’re leaving? So soon?
what about the “next Slater” pros. These are kids who rise above the “up and commers” early only to flame out when it really matters. Way back to Buttonshaw and Nick Wood, through to John John and next on to Brother Andino.
Or, the “mmmm, young girl pros”. They most likely deserve sponsorship and will put in several good years on the tour, only to find themselves way out of date by the time they’re 22 or so, at which point they’ll be relegated to doing shitty Roxy videos with a group of never-was longboard lesbians (another group of pros, I suppose) who somehow manage to keep people believing they’re somehow pretty or talented. Some may even grow over 4′8″, but not all (cough, cough, cocoho, cough).
Stu:
& David Eggers.
Female pros: Basically, not the same sport (similar to the hellman genre - own comps, etc.). Companies need to sell women’s clothes & other products. So be it.
Fuck that skinny bitch Stedman, the tour doesn’t miss your 8 pt heat wins. Good riddance.
@Mike
I’ve never had the pleasure of Cardiff but if Darwinism suggests that we evolve from our environment and Bass hails from Cardiff, I can imagine that it’s a special place indeed. Sadly I don’t think my needs are special enough to fit in there.
@BigJim
Nasty comment! But I agree with you, the tour doesn’t miss Sted’s nor his boring surfing.
Overall, good stuff. But, why The Spartan in the 41st spot? I mean you have Spartan, Powers, Macca, Hulk, Dunn, and Bigfoot to choose from and you chose Sprtan? Jus’ sayin’ . . .
@ Mike
Still waiting for a response to comment #191 from yesterdays post.
Off topic:
http://postsurf.com/2009/05/14/searchg-for-meaning/comment-page-1/#comment-4556
Oh common Marky, just giving Erik a reason to live.
Now do you want the job or not?
Barrels, Lip bashing, Bintangs and comedic debate…. See you in Padang and thanks.
Get back to beachbreak heat analysis and win this sucker, dude.
+5 for the new rankings. You impress again with your comical wit
-5 for tea. Didn’t you know that Dunkin makes the world go round?
At par for the day. I expected better.
@ Mike
Thanks bro. I felt like I did when i was dating this one really hot chick back in the eighties. I called her and called her for hours after she stiffed me on a date and it turned out she was with my friend doing the unthinkable.
I accept your job offer under a couple of conditions.
#1: You will not be my boss.
#2: The schedule is flexible i.e. I get to surf when the waves are good.
#3: I have a legitimate shot at making at least $200,000 a year.
#4: I never have to work during Alabama football games.
Meet these simple terms and I will move to Tarzana or Hollywood By The Sea ( say hi to Darren Cruz for me ) or wherever you are as soon as my daughter gets out of school June 5th.
And I will NOT keep my political views to myself.
Free Ride, you have no idea what’s become of that sleepy stretch of North County. Chaotic Retro.
Had an installation down that way and wandered into a large store on Highway 1. To the left a board room…. panning across a meticulously stacked fish menagerie I turned looking for a good board. Across from the “aquarium” was the log pile…. candy perfect resin jobs. Surely there had to be a clear, 6′4″ sanded hot coat room? Walked down the stairs to find a giant room filled with blanks, then another with log blanks. I felt like I was in a house of mirrors when…..
“Can I help you?” the pleasent Emo saleskid asked.
“Do you carry shortboards?”
Emo replied, no joke, “Everyone’s on their own trip, bro and we can’t keep up with the retro demmand.”
Unbelievable and four miles to Seaside.
@ mike
this is why rusty’s blog had me laughing when he was saying don’t bother with the retro fish….seems to me that every other dude has one of those things in SD…people that couldn’t even surf were strapped with a nice retro resin tinted ironing board.
it’s all about more fins and multiple wings with a crazy tail, bro, man, dude. shaka.
Can’t wait for the Santa Craparina. Wonder how many pros will bail this year? Kelly- probably since he’s out of the title race.
Craparina is not even a contest- its just the big three shamelessly trying to tap into the South America market. ASP should add that wave pool in AZ from “North Shore” too.
@Mark
I’m a inspirational boss, too bad I’ll just be your closer and director.
You won’t make 200 for a couple of years and it’s commission based, so work when you want. 2-3 day sales trips incrementally with correspondence at your home office….. your schedule.
I don’t work when there is surf, unless my other career is booked.
I need a clean, cut, Christian Conservative Republican with an easy smile and quiet confidence.
You can move anywhere you want to within the continental US, but you’d have to visit occassionally on meetings. California is the best division and Ag is the best client base.
Yeah Retro, like the image on the beach trumps what is done in the water. County of posers.
There are many types of paid surfers and everyone here can analyze them all they want.
The fact is that for every surfer on the CT, there’s a thousand other kids around the world that would be glad to take their spot. Who cares who is over-hyped and who isn’t? Everyone’s gotta get theirs, while they are young enough to do it. Maybe even after they’ll be able to work for a mag, or become a team manager. Something that further perpetuates the sport so they can still be relevant and make money from the thing they love. Who knows, maybe they’ll even write about the flaws of surfers who have suddenly been put in a spotlight to perform like some show pony. But shit they gotta get theirs to…right? Damn this is just killing me. How do you fucking stay “Core” but still exist and be relevant in the surfing community? That’s the question I perpetually ask myself.
Do you?
Zzzzzzzzz
Wake me when something interesting gets posted
Where’s Rottmouth when we need him (or should it be it?)?
I have to say at first i hated him, then i just couldn’t click without him. His suggestion on the jeremy button wct dude to play mama frateli was epic, his take on the “new” power rankings was surreal and his opinion about dustin barca asp picture is everlasting
I need more
Bring it on Rotty!
What comes first, being a lesbian or being a female longboarder?
Rotten People Lover, nice transition Blasph.
Like a pheonix rising…..
Got a question Lewis.
How do you make money? San Francisco is a really expensive place to live and I was just wondering how you could afford it.
Are you a trust funder? Do you have a rich girlfriend? Are you living off all the bank you made at Surfline? Are you a grower? What is up?
Dude do you have a regular job? If so then how do you have time for Post Surf? I am confused.
I guess with the recession we are all a little more focused on money and ways to make a living. I am even considering going to work for Mike although my wife said he is just setting me up to play some kind of mean trick on me.
Lewis can you please tell us how a surf rat is supposed to make it these days and still get waves and travel once in awhile?
Thanks bro.
This is the funniest shit I’ve read online in quite some time. Whoever you guys are, keep it going.
S.F. has rent conrtol, its all about who you know if you get in on a good lease thats decades old you can score epic cheap rent. I once rented a place for $1250 a month people in the same building paid twice that but I had a roomie with a decade old lease.The city can be tuff but put in your time and it can reward you.
You can also sell your body in SF. And then surf a lot during the day.
By the way leave Rick Cain and Chandler out of this.
@JimG Do you ever wait to get to work to take a crap, then calculate how much you actually got paid to sit on the toilet for 15 minutes? How much did Corporate America waste on our collective online bullshit today? I’ll bet Lewis is “working from home” somewhere in an SF while he posts this crap too.
Michel Bourez: The Polynesian Polyp. He’s susceptible to an occasional inflammation, and in rare cases, even a debilitating cancerous heat when in fierce competition with the elite on WCT. But, in the end, it mostly just goes undetected until that bastid doctor jambs that fückin’ tube up your aching ärsehole.
Nic Mushcroft: The Proverbial Footrest. When you’re stressed about the conditions; worried about the oscillating judging criteria; or, straight up three-sheets to the mu’fückin’ wind… just dial up a heat versus ol’ Mushy. A dose of this mediocrity is guaranteed to balance the shaky equilibrium.
Miky Picon: I’m ashamed to say this out loud, but that time Miky went down on an Indonesian she-male’s bellybutton, MAY have scarred his chin for life. But what can I say? He was drunk. And how was he supposed to know the he/she/it was packing a 20 gauge cold-rolled steel condom?
Nathaniel Curren: I’ve heard a lot about you. I’ve heard you were even on the WCT. Unfortunately, I always assumed that just meant you were the headliner in the latest Fulsome Carnival act: Whistling Cock Tambourine. Guess I should pay more attention to those round one heats before your standard elimination movement… in D flat.
Pat Gudauaeiouskas: I will not poke fun at your prehistoric features. Nor will I dab salt in the wounds of your protruding brow. Nay, I refuse to dry hump your inevitable career as a Gorilla Grip salesman. Instead… I’ll simply say no. Yep. N-O. As in, professional surfing is not in your ‘TARD cards. Shit, I meant TARO cards. Anyways, go back to school. Learn Chinese. Or, spend some time at the zoo. The San Diego Zoo has an opening at the primate exhibit and they pay big bucks. And by bucks, I mean bananas…
…at least, that’s what Mark’s mom told me.
Hold the presses! I have a lover… errr, a fan @8:58pm.
Mark this moment you heathen anal warts! As Buzz Aldren said nearly 100 years ago; whilst he set foot upon South Dakota for the first time: “One small penis for mankind, one giant cock for me… bitch!”
@ B. Rot
Dude the G bros are from San Clemente. That means they would have careers as Astro Deck salesmen. Not Gorilla Grip.
I hate it when commenters don’t do their homework.
My bad Mark. I’m beat. It was a long day in the office.
Maybe Astro-Glide Salesman?? I’m searching for a joke here homie.
I didn’t realize you gave in so easily.
What are you? A quitter?
Not really a quitter… just another ambivalent ass hair on the collective rectum of humanity. These bottom feeding catfish don’t really move much creativity in me. And the comments thusfar haven’t dealt the teed up ball o’ yogurt I’ve been waiting for.
Don’t worry… I’m a patient little mealworm.
You realize that my mom is a beautiful, giving, caring, loving, generous, wonderful woman don’t you?
If she knew the things you said about her she would be very upset that I continue to comment on here.
@Mark,
Believe me… I KNOW.
(@Mark’s Mom
…Call me!)
Mark’s mom’s so fat she douche’s with Teahupoo barrels on +10′ swells.
Mark’s mom’s so fat she flosses her labia with Jamie O’Brien.
@Hmmmm,
The key to ‘core’ lies in the girth of ye pee-pee piston. From the looks of yea comment - ‘twould appear ye be lackin’ sonnie boi.
So’kay though. Youc’n also be ‘core’ if ye surf the folds of Mark muther’s back fat without getting an ounce of wart sweat uponst ye furrowed brow, mate.
Best of luck!
@Blasphemy Rottmouth
Fuck you Ratmouth. I’m watching you through my Arnette’s while I’m drinking my RedBull (it’s RedBull happy hour!). I remember those comments about the gash in my chin. Maybe I’ll call you up on my Boost Mobile phone or come round and kick your ass with my Etnies.
I’m so glad not to be on tour and have to answer to fucking sponsors all the time, I’m free as a bird in my Rusty boardshorts.
Lmfao @ whoisJOB
Bravo! Holy shit, that was brilliant. I’m dabbing tears from my eyes you summbitch!
lol!
@ Seamus
Me too!! Oh wait, that’s me.
ha HAAAA! Nice!
@ Rot
Your welcome for the fat, slowpitch softball I just lobbed you.
Don’t count on many more of those you p.o.s.
@Seamus McCockSwain
Hey semen dickswinger, you’re tonight’s Blasphemy Rottmouth drinking name, are you not?
Anyway, I’m going to dedicate my section of new upcoming McCoy film to you bitches. I’m thinking about a Jean-Luc Godard feel, like Breathless, but with Megan Fox in the tight white t-shirt.
Oh shit, J.O’B just came in his Rusty board shorts. Lucky we have several new styles for summer!
@WhoisJOB,
Ignore my tourrettic alter ego Seamus.
Just name you next air ‘The Rottmouth Taint-Tickler’ and I’ll be happier than Mark’s mum in an all-you-can-eat Duncan Donut’s buffet.
Btw,
Michael Goddard falls into the same self-indulgent and deliriously decadent category as Criss Angel, Mystery, Benji Madden, Brett Michael, etc…
He and his ilk pawn their art in the form of spineless worms, dangled in front of their mentally stunted minions…
… mouths agape, they wait for the next wriggling invertebrate that mommy bird brings home.
J.O’B could have won chopes riding switch all day against that mexican waiter. He couldn’t even turn his board WTF! I would have done rodeo flips over dry reef after being spat out of the barrel while taking a sip of RedBull.
But J.O’B don’t care about the tour. Who does?
I want to care JOB. I REALLY want to.
Alas, you’re not there. And we’re only left to pick on the carcass that’s left.
As I’ve said before, Godard wishes he was Nagel. He’s this century’s Michael Bedard.
@Blasphemy Rottmouth
I just spat my RedBull & rum (with mint, J.O’B calls it The Papa).
You don’t know the difference between that drug dealer, I mean artist Michael Goddard and one of the greatest directors of all time? You’re a kook. Mark’s way smarter than you, you drunk.
… here’s where I admit to misreading JOB’s Godard quote. Jean-Luc vs. Michael?? BIG DIFF.
Disregard my previous flatulation.
Awe sheeiit!
Okay, so Megan Fox… I can do.
I would actually and truly give Mark’s life to hear her fart bare-assed on a marble bench; it would sound like applause on Mount Olympus; like the staccoto spatter of raw liver being poured onto a sidewalk from the roof of a Motel 6, or perhaps even a Best Western.
J.O’B has a house right on Pipeline! Mike’s mom’s labia tastes like cheetos! And cheetos don’t even sponsor J.O’B! But they could! RedBull gives J.O’B a nervous twitch! J.O’B must stop drinking so many RedBulls! J.O’B says exclamation points are like upward inflections! J.O’B must come down!
G’Night JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how about a power rankings of the best freesurfers? rasta job donavon (#45) shane kalani etc
BR writes so much bullshit. go make your own blog i totally skim your comments yawn yawn yawn.
Hi sweetie, do you have a girlfriend? I’d love to hook up with a pro surfer, you’re so hot! Email me:
marksmother@pro-ho.com
JimG, Cory Lopez was and example of former top 32, not a legend.
Has anyone touched upon the Raw Food Monster Truck Trustafarians yet?? Perfect example: Brian Conley….sick barrel rider, ultimate hippy poser.
Oye, vaya nivelazo que tenéis los yankis. Me habían dicho que en general sois bastante cortos, pero no sabía que era para tanto.
@ Mark
No tricks, just opportunities. Log on.
That island breeds paranoia.
@whoisJob….. redbull, rum and mint??? Besides being a tool for red bull, you are a fag. Don’t run out of umbrellas for your drinks.
@ Euro…. the only thing legendary about Cory L is that one wave in Namibia. The rest of that act is played out.
Seems that the night shift (Blasph Rott, JoB, and Mark) get pretty brutal, nice……
Man it’s taken Mr Samuels a long time to follow up on the next rung of rankings….
I sense some inspired shit coming….
Mike if I accept your offer don’t expect me to tell you about any secret spots in Bali.
I hate people who tell the world about hidden gems.
Glad to read that you CAN learn, Mark. Secret treasures imply discretion. Although indemic to your culture, lose the word “hate”…. it doesn’t do any good and Jesus wouldn’t approve.
Talk to you later, bro. Or have your wife call, it’s all good.
Waves are fucking flat again and I have the day free????
“Picon is like that exchange student on The Simpons”
Yes, except that he is French… FYI, France and Germany are different nations.
“Nathaniel needs to hang out with Aritz Aranburu and Jiihad Khodr more. They’ll remind him what it’s like to surf from a hungry place”
Is the Basque Country a hungry place? You should travel more… yes, still more…
HAAAA!!!
I had no idea Stedman was off tour!
It is simple to see that you are serious about your writing. Look forward to all your future posts turn out as well.Thanks!