Comments on: Magical Realism with Ben Button

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:31:46 +0000

Yep, I have met the guy once too. He stood there and noded a lot and listened to me just like you described. He invited me for a few beers later. I dont feel comfortable around pro surfer either because I am a kook too. But he wouldnt give a fuck if you were.

By: JD

JD — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 06:31:28 +0000

Yeah come to Narra & I’ll piss in ya face !
kick ya fins out and send ya to deewhy

Roosters ?? fuckin Hog flu kook !

Go NN sharks !!!

By: Cadaver

Cadaver — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:48:42 +0000

I’m thinking the dewey-eyed mouth-to-sphincter resuscitation you performed on Jamie O’Brien might have won over a few hearts and eased the prospects of a beatdown on the North Shore, anyway.

By: Grom's Dad

Grom's Dad — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:19:03 +0000

Son, Lewie writes what he writes for the same reason I fucked your mom without a condom out of angst and rage some ten-odd years ago: it feels good when it comes out. Actually, you’re just an unfortunate byproduct of that feeling and the fact that your mom is a dumb jesus-loving cunt who wouldn’t interrupt the third trimester when she finally figured out she wasn’t menstruating for half a year.

By: Grom

Grom — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 08:35:29 +0000

why do you write what you write Lewis?

By: MuckFark Marquardt

MuckFark Marquardt — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:12:17 +0000

I too shall only use my full name from now on…. But seriously, can you imagine watching a 2 foot tow-at (that’s pronounced twat for those of you not in the know) session with Drew “I wanna be a butcher when I grow up” Courtney??? That would be about as fun as reading Bob Dobb’s penny stock rants while listing to a WQS webcast. No offense to king Mailman

By: Bob Dobb

Bob Dobb — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:09:50 +0000

Any one care to wager that Drew Benn Button is wearing a leopard print dick tog under his wettie?

Centrebet has it at even odds.

By: Bob Dobb

Bob Dobb — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:07:02 +0000

That has to be the most gay photo of a pro ho ever. Is he auditioning for the Bruno sequel?

Effectively shaming old Drew Ben Buttons with the pen and photos. Amazingly, thru his OWN actions and words.

Yo ho Drew. Foot, meet mouth.

By: fella

fella — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:05:12 +0000

one of your close sources that knew you were going to Oz must have somehow known someone who knows “bennybutton” in order for you to have seen him. Oz is way too big with too many spots to have remarkebly come across him. Funny though.

By: Gabriel García Márquez

Gabriel García Márquez — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:26:29 +0000

The title to this post is misleading…get off my steez bitch…and tell Mario Vargas Llosa to fuck off while you’re at it.