I'm pretty much cut off from reality these days, only tethered by a partial drip of an internet connection (hovering between 1.8 and 0 KB/s) poached from a nearby mystery hotspot.
Apparently the big news back home (if "Re: WTF???" emails count as your news source of choice) is the , sponsored by HURLEY. According to said emails, I'm supposed to be up in arms because Aritz Aranburu is pulling 12% of the vote while Dane Reynolds is only garnering .016%.
As usual, I'm more amused by the meaningless details associated with this fuckery* and fairly unconcerned with the heart of the fuckery itself: whether the voting is "fair" or not, and whether Aritz "deserves" to be an All Star.
A little context: According to the WPS site:
"At this year’s Hurley US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach, 10 of the world’s best surfers including four World Champions Kelly Slater, Mick Fanning, C.J. Hobgood and Andy Irons plus six others surfers – voted on by you – will attend the event and participate in all the All-Star related activities. A special recognition ceremony. An autograph session. A golf tournament. And, best of all, a PWC-enhanced Expression Session on the 25/26th of July where your favorite surfers will defy the imagination on the South Side of the HB Pier."
I can almost hear that movie preview guy's voice reading off the last few sentences. Or better yet, imagine Will Arnett reading them: A PCP-ENHANCED EXPRESSION SESSION where your favorite surfers will DEFY THE IMAGINATION on the south side of the HB PIER.
BOO-YAH!
I'll leave it to you, loyal readers with far more time on your hands, to fill in the blanks on exactly what could DEFY THE IMAGINATION next to HB pier. Mind you, we've already had a riot (back in the 80s at the OP Pro) so to truly DEFY THE IMAGINATION, it's gonna have to get a wee bit crazier than that.
Ideas? Anyone?
* asterisk denotes full knowledge that the word "fuckery" is about as original as the use of Chuck Norris Facts.
Thats right, George Bushies! Aritz is all-star!!
HE best Quiksilver rider as PROVED in Tahiti.
Euskal Herria! Euskal Herria! Euskal Herria!!!
I was thinking I would let my cock hang over the pier railing. I could defy the imagination and threaten hundreds of spectators, while inciting a riot all at the same timem
Really a tow in expression session? Gay…
Perhaps the Euros will blow everyone away with their smooth style and radical manoeuvres.
You know what would truly defy the imagination . . . me surf anywhere but backdoor or sunset, ya.
Brah, I could blow minds doin two ats in HB. It aint no fuckin Jaws ya, but you can’t deny I surf like fanning. My reflexes ya, and if you do try to deny me, I will grapple your ass with some jujitsu.
Didn’t Aritz blow his knee apart the last time he did an expression session trying one of them new fangled air things?
Excellent vintage Occy shot.
Get used to it. Surf companies are going to market these guys like Nascar drivers. Start your engines…….
Has anyone heard from my son? We are worried about him because he hasn’t taken his medication for 2 days.
Please call his mom or I at 1-800-Lewis Samuels parents house. Please DO NOT GIVE HIM ALCOHOL!!!
First off though fuckery is certainly the up and coming surf slang and may not be a word you invented, I don’t invent most words I use, and when I do I’m not often understood. Also you gave us Arranburued which is pretty tops. Enough sucking you off. I say vote and vote often, how utterly radical would it be to just get a bunch of style hungry Brazos (i.e. anyone of em but but heitor and adriano, who still has a little bit of orangutan to work out), and insert rando behind the curve european here to have to be in the water w/ Ai and Slater then we could all see just how disparate those two worlds are.
I vote for the Goods, Slater , the Lopez bros, Gabe Kling, Aaron Cormican and John Holeman. Oh yeah and Dave Hart. And Kech.
i voted for Hietor
I take off for a couple of days and now Lewis has left the country? WTF?
And what is up with him putting up a new post every day even though he said there could be long breaks between fuckery?
It seems to me that Lewis is more hooked on this than any of his flock. I admit I have issues but what about the King of the Peak himself? Is he really in Oz? And who “stops over” in Austrailia on the way to somewhere else from San Francisco? Is Lewis donning a coat and tie for an interview at Stab headquarters as we speak? Is he getting ready to go on an extended Indo trip? I’m confused.
Anyway life is good as there has been surf from many directions with more on the way. It would be nice to be surfing real waves somewhere in the southern hemisphere but I will take what I can get.
@Ryan Taylor
Your blog sucks!
and before you ever come to the north shore ask yourself one question, “haole want pound!”
@3to5:
ASP and affiliated entities wish they were run like Nascar. Nascar is a license to print money for everyone involved.
Any word on ZQK?
Slater could do a tow-at air, then ascend to the heavens while a chorus of angels play ukuleles from on high. Then the clouds could darken and Eddie Aikau could commence the judgment of all the surfers assembled on the beach.
Actually, that still doesn’t beat a good old fashioned riot.
Looking forward to Man vs. Wild tonight. Bear will be hosting Will Ferrel. Should be a good one.
Lewis Samuels making sense… that definitely would defy my imagination!!
I wanna go to the “All Star Golf Tournament” and watch myself defy the imagination imagining how many beers me and my brother can drink in a golf cart while hassling the pros who think they are actually good at golf. I hate golf, but i love drinking beer and driving golf carts. The PWC tow in event sounds amazing, again, i will probably be at happy hour wasting my magazine’s marketing budget buying drinks for pro surfers as well as myself.
they could defy the imagination by reading poetry and discussing literature in the lineup.
I like the reefer so I may be missing the point here but if something defies logic it’s illogical, so something that defies imagination must be unimaginative. I can see Hurley providing that while the monkeys here discuss their nuts.
Key:
* Special Recognition Ceremony (SRC): A rite of passage or ceremony—not unlike a graduation, a wedding, or a funeral—in which those in attendance honor, pay tribute, and bear witness to one or more honoree(s). The proceedings of said event represent the symbolic transformation of said honoree(s) from a previously pedestrian plane of existence to a more elevated state of being. For example, at this year’s Hurley US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach, those in attendance—in person, or in spirit via the Internet—will witness the transformation of the ten surfers participating in our SRC from ordinary professional surfers to extraordinary circus-like performers. Please join us in recognizing this.
** Autograph session (AS): An event at which one or more person(s) practices his/her signature on items typically devoid of signatures. At this year’s Hurley US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach AS, those in attendance—again, in person, or in spirit via the Internet—will witness their favorite newly initiated circus-like performers practice their signatures on items such as: condensated beer koozies, augmented breasts, etc. So, bring your beer koozies and your augmented breasts!
*** Golf Tournament (GT): A competition at which at least two golfers compete for the lowest score. At this year’s Hurley US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach GT, those in attendance—again, in person, or in spirit via the Internet—will witness their favorite newly initiated circus-like performers practice their golf putts after having repeatedly practiced their signatures for a stretch of at least three hours. Your favorite newly initiated circus-like performers will be on the sand of the South Side of Huntington Beach Pier putting their Hurley brand golf balls into 18 gaping, HB-native vaginas. (Due to the overwhelming abundance of gaping vaginas in Huntington Beach, your favorite newly initiated circus-like performers may be putting more than 18 holes!)
**** Personal Water Craft-enhanced Expression Session (PWCES): A time-restricted event at which one or more person(s) makes dubious use of Personal Water Craft for the sake of entertaining the likes of those who can be entertained by witnessing their favorite newly initiated circus-like performers practice their signatures on items such as condensated beer koozies, augmented breasts, etc., and putting their Hurley brand golf balls into 18 gaping, HB-native vaginas. At this year’s Hurley US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach PWCES, those in attendance—again, in person, or in spirit via the Internet—will witness their favorite newly initiated circus-like performers—via “surfing” behind sticker-laden PWCc—will be expressing their joy at having been recently transformed.
***** Defying the Imagination on the South Side of the HB Pier (DISSHBP): An event at which one or more imagination(s) on the south side of the Huntington Beach Pier is/are defied. No imaginations on the North Side of the Huntington Beach Pier will be defied at this event.
My mistake:
***** Defying the Imagination on the South Side of the HB Pier (DISSHBP): An event at which only one imagination on the south side of the Huntington Beach Pier is defied. At this event, no more than one imagination on the South Side of the Huntington Beach Pier will be defied, and no imaginations on the North Side of the Huntington Beach Pier will be defied.
My mistake again:
***** Defying the Imagination on the South Side of the HB Pier (DISSHBP): An event at which the one and only imagination on the south side of the Huntington Beach Pier is defied. At this event, no more than one imagination on the South Side of the Huntington Beach Pier exists or will be defied–while imaginations may exist on the North Side of the HB Pier, not one of those imaginations will be defied.
Will the real Blasphemy rottmouth please stand up?
I am not BR.
Mel Gibson and Ryan Taylor are full blown chudes.
More than three consecutive posts = interference penalty, whereby your highest scoring post is first subtracted from your own total and then added to the total score of Angry Villager with Pitchfork.
Plus, then AVwP gets to stab you in the elbow.
And throw Scott Bass’s severed head at you.
And…
uh-oh.
Everyone vote for Eminem.
He’s SO bad ass straight up gangsta, he thought he’d sell tons more of his cds if he let some guy faking that he was a poofster put his balls on his chin, and act like he didn’t know what was up.
Marking genius. He should get a job working for Billabong.
Oh, sorry. I forgot. GT has that position sewed up.
BTW, i’ve heard thru multiple sources that Eminem , in his quest for perfection, demanded hours of dress rehearsal in the balls to his chin gag.
Ryan Rich,
Thank you for edumacatin’ me. I diint No wut a chude wuz til now . . . You’re a “chude” too!
1. chude
Definition (1) Part of speech: Verb
to relax, to calm down, to just let things happen as they should. Chude is derived from the combination of two words, chill and dude.
Definition (2) Part of speech: Noun
an endearing term used to represent a friend, typically male.
Definition (3) Part of speech: Adjective
a term used in conjunction with a noun to portray that noun in a positive light.
(1) “Why are you so rude? You need to chude.”
(1) “I’m so exhausted. I need to just sit here and chude.”
(2) “Thanks for being such a good chude.”
(2) “That guy sucks, he’s definitely not a chude.”
(3) “I’m hungry. Let’s go have a chude lunch.”
(3) “Things are going great. I’m living the chude life.”
The vibe on this site seems to have changed. I feel like someone who grew up in a nice rural neighborhood then moved away and returned 10 years later to find a bunch of assholes and meth manufacturers had moved in and ruined everything.
Where is Mike? How about Erik and Ballz? Blashemy Rottmouth?
I would even appreciate a nice bashing from Stu right about now.
I hope something significant happens in the surfing world soon so we can return to normal.
A. Knost should paddle out (er… get towed at? - unbelievably lame). Knowing that he gets paid & has been featured in at least one surf magazine DEFIES THE IMAGINATION.
Chude Mark Jones. Chude.
Hey Mel,
Shut the fuck up. Thanks.
Doing tow-ats defies the imagination. Who cares what a person can do on a power-assisted ride? That’s called wakeboarding. If I wanted to see or do that, I’d move to a lake somewhere. Hurley - what a waste of time & money. Expression sessions suck.
Hey Russ,
Suck me balls mate!
Cheers.
Yes. Expression Sessions are rather stupid. A real waste of advert dollars with absolutely zero marketing impact.
What Hurly should do is pull around a very large inflatable Teddy Bear donned with a extra large Hurley logo.
Or Pat O’Connell. Same difference.
Save seals by boycotting Canadian Maple Syrup!
Stu Smith here - I’m with you Mr. Jones. Borrrring. Hoping Lewis gives the real reason for his trip to Oz.
Hmmm . . . now that I think about it, it’s weird that you put it that way Mark Jones. I feel like someone who wanted to go to the pool to take a few laps but, instead, walked in on a tight-kinit group of naked NAMBLA members in a Roman Bath house eyeing me with prejudice for being straight and clothed. It’s all yours boys! I’m outta here!
Click on my name for more borrrrring stuff.
Right with you, Mark.
@ mr jones- I agree sir, things are changing around here, and not for the better.people using their real names now? Wearing out my blackberry thigie, and almost zero laughs. I don’t even feel like talking about my cock anymore-there’s just no sensation
@mel gibson-shut. the fuck up!!
Rambo estrada=Porn name
I think Postsurf is getting boring and is repeating itself.
You`re just churning out the same old barf over and over again.
Come up with something new, because it`s getting lamer, post by post.
Didn’t everyone get the memo that Lewis aka Blashemy Rottmouth is on the road. Anyone noticed how BR disappears at the same time as Lewis? Lewis setup BR for the “DEFY THE IMAGINATION next to HB pier”. It’s tee’d up for ya, BR… where you at?
I used to like this comments section, now there is a bunch of jamon come latelys who suck but think there in a community college creative writing class. Bring back BR & PP having a pissing contest and more about Mark’s mother.
Oh and ban Mel Gibson, he sucks and thinks he’s being paid by the word.
I’m so bored I don’t even feel like banning anyone.
Chude = Soft dude cross pollinated with C.H.U.D. (cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller) a.k.a. Mel Gibson. Not good or chill.
Congrats Thurston, to borrow BR’s phrase, you’ve officially become a “walking internet cliche” by bashing people who haven’t been hanging out in the comments section as long as you have. Fuck yeah for your cred, spending more time than the Jamon on an internet chatboard.
P.S., Jamon & his crew have been here longer than you think. But we’re not necessarily proud of it.
One guy thinks the place is too weird, one thinks there aren’t enough mama jokes. Must be doing something right.
“I feel like someone who wanted to go to the pool to take a few laps but, instead, walked in on a tight-kinit group of naked NAMBLA members in a Roman Bath house eyeing me with prejudice for being straight and clothed. It’s all yours boys! I’m outta here!” - Mel Gibson
Funniest shit on here. He’s right. Most of you guys sound like a bunch of heterophobes.
Logging on to Post Surf i feel like a 30 year G.M. factory worker who showed up one day to find they closed the plant.
I was going to say that Jamon Bagle sucked but I don’t want to do anything that will make him want to continue commenting on here.
It is now painfully obvious that B.R. and Lewis are one and the same. Hell who knows how many people Lewis is?
This blog had a great run but is being ruined by the legions of the not funny at all.
My once mighty meatwhistle just lays limp and flaccid now. It’s hard to even respond to these guys. I’m just farting wisps of fond memories of cracking up. Please ban Jamon Bagel, mel gibson, and the maiman. Lewis, please provide a viagra injection.
Mark, that’s poignant. Spot on. Your ilk is EXACTLY like a 30-year factory veteran at a GM plant: superfluous, entitled, and comparitively non-productive.
Like a 30-year GM factory vet, the output of your labors has been inferior on a number of different levels. So, that you’re intimidated by any competiton is understood.
I guess what I’m saying is that it is precisely because of the intellectual deficiencies of you and your cromag cronies that this blog needs a bailout.
Maybe Source Interlink will come to the rescue?
Dear Mark Jones,
Your very existence compels me to continue commenting. Might I suggest that your grumbly cantankerousness is due to a deficiency in salted pork product (preferably on on a sesame—you guessed it—bagel). Mmmmmm, delicious.
Love,
Jamon “Not Funny at All” Bagel
Trauzersnake, Black’s Slacks are home to a member who suffers from no flacidity issues. Nor does he/it rely on Lewis and/or pharmaceutical enhancement for size or performance.
I can only say I’m sorry. On the bright side, you are solidly mid-pack in today’s sold-out whinging marathon!
Stu Smith here - Is it irony or hypocrisy that Lewis gives the COTW to a guy for using his real name and then disappears with BR in tow?
Mel Gibson is BR’s australian alter-ego. Bet you a shout. Bet you two shouts.
@mukua gai rothman: Unfortunately at this juncture I have to agree with you; I needed to have two posts up to get out of a class. However, I just got some meth, a pidgin thesaurus, and BJJ for Dummies…so the sky’s the limit! yew!
@black’s slacks
Good to see you’re back. I’m getting a chub already. Now if only BR and peter perfect would chime in I’d be my rock-hard, veiny self again
That is excellent news, Trauz. Perhaps you will compete in, and win, the “Hurley No-Extra-Tow-Rope Pantsless Expression Session.” Now THAT defies the imagination….
YES!!! Watch for my patented cock-whip to rodeo flip as I cover the beach in my ball batter, not unlike a Shamu show, and stick the landing. WOW!
God Damn this lewis motherfucker!!! at first I hated him for writing such mean things about me and my boys andy and bruce but now I hate for not entertaining me with new post!!!!
So lewis start a new thread already this one is dead!
Hi all, Stu Smith here… I take great offense to the Hawaiian bashing going on lately. These guys are just protecting the soul of the sport. Lay off, hey?
Logging on to Post Surf these days reminds me of the time I took the family to a hotel in Waikiki for a night and we returned to find that our dog had pissed and shit all over the house.
BTW Jamon Bagle should be commenting on Perez Hilton’s blog, not Lewis Samuels.
P.S. Beautiful day on Oahu with 3 to 5 foot perfection on North and South shores. Hot and sunny with light winds and see through water. As opposed to Post Surf which is dark and gloomy with 3 to 5 boring barns making extremely unfunny comments.
Ha! Yes! Mark! That was great!
I agree. Your posts ARE the funniest! Laugh riots!
That bit about Perez Hilton? Genius! You’re batting 1,000 my friend!
p.s. - Anyone who takes their family to a Waikiki hotel room, even for just one night, deserves to have every square inch of their home’s interior shit and pissed on. I hope your dog is a Great Dane.
P.p.s. - Obviously, getting your two cents in on this blog takes precedence over the perfect surf. Figures. At least I have an excuse. Waves are shit here today.
Well Hugh I figured since I already surfed 4 hours I might as well put in my 2 cents.
I have to give you credit. At least you use your real name.
P.S. If you were a veteran you would know I have an 8 pound Terrier-Chihuahua mix.
Has anyone seen my cousin Hugh? Hugh Jass?
@ Mark Rendell, you scored fun waves today, go back for a second session dude, this is bullshit.
@hugeass… spot on at 9:32, 30 year employees!…. and again in response to Bammy. Fuck if the surf was even rideable anywhere near this fucking lame place I would have no time for any computer. As it is, emoting anger is theraupuetic.
Is Mike Hugh Jass? This is getting ridiculous. Lewis PLEASE post home!!!
P.S. Mark rendell? I don’t comprende.
Comprehend, Mark E.
I don’t have a huge ass or post as Hugh Jass, although he did torch you this morning.
Analogy of the Week:
Remember Bustin Down the Door? When Ian, Rabbit, Shaun and P.T. came to the North Shore and challenged the establishment? They looked the old guard in the eye and pounded their chest like the warriors they were?
Well this new crew of commenters like Hugh Jass and Jamon Bagel and their ilk think that they are bustin down the door of Post Surf and taking over the reins of commenting from the old guard.
The difference is that these barns are not the real deal. It would be like Kim Mearig, Rick Kane, Stuart Bedford-Brown and Wilbur Kookmeyer showing up at Sunset in 1976 and kicking some Hui ass.
In other words it ain’t gonna happen.
“And the cow jumped over the moon”….
I got it!! MARK is Lewis!!! Ah ha!
I wouldn’t call that a torching Mike.
BTW thanks for returning my e-mail. I guess you decided to go to church and find someone else to work for you.
Looks like Mike is still afraid to use his real last name.
@Mark E
You never emailed me…. The office in Wellington forwards all my mail. Job(s) still open, but sales takes effort.
What did you think of the piece I sent you?
Who can get so angry at a sandwich? Who? Oh, Hi Mark!
Just so you know, you’ve joined Thurston as “walking internet cliche” by bashing people who haven’t been hanging out in the comments section as long as you have. Fuck yeah for your cred, spending more time than the Jamon on an internet chatboard. Jeez, I had to write that twice today. Doesn’t anyone just want to have a good time with some cured pig?
Once you start worrying about rookie commenters bustin’ down your door, you might also start considering professional help.
Awesome analogy with Wilbur Kookmeyer and Stuart Bedford-Brown, though. That one made my tomatoes quiver.
I am also stoked to hear that me and Hugh have some ilk. Anybody wants to borrow our ilk, you got it.
@Jb, the real genius was inserting KMearig into the mix, imagine the research that he went into to pull that out of his ass.
Oh right, Mark is Lewis, provacatuer in sheeps clothing.
That’s why he was able to pre-give himself the Analogy of the Week award. Though Kim Mearig could probably kick Mark’s ass. I googled her…girl’s got some guns.
Another thought: It is entirely possible that ALL of you are Lewis. That messes with my doughy center.
@ J.B.
I’m a lover not a fighter.
Just ask my wife. And my dog.
BTW does anyone besides me realize the obvious. Not only is Lewis B.R. and Mario Van Peebles jr. ( he is not sr. that is me ) but I think it is very possible he is Peter Perfect as well.
Unless those 3 are all on a surf trip together right now I believe mr. Samuels has been busted.
BR platter served
My back is SO sunburned right now. And my armpits are blistered and the inside of my thighs are frickin bleeding from surfing so much.
Do any of you have any tips for a serious sunburn?
How is your day going Mike? How is the Ag business? Any dead cows floating down the river at the Star Bar? Just curious.
@JB
during the recollection of the “glory” period of Postsurf…. you know, 2 months ago, Lewis wrote under several alias’, each used for a particular purpose.
Mark was a target.
Blasphemy is a deviant who only comes out at night (Lewis’ Eugene Fanning)
Artie was Stu before Stu.
Lazer and Ballz traded nights on.
Basically, a roulette wheel of Lewis’ personalities.
As for The Self Congratulatory Film of the Year (Bustin Down the Door), better surfing was happening without the colored jumpsuits and fanfare. Buttons, Larry, Charlie S, Mark L, and Dane K were killing it without the need for constant attention. Didn’t see the film, such a played out premise and file footage is only so good the 4000000th time you see it. But knowing the participants, the truth lies somewhere under the thick paint job.
@ Mike
What about Jeff Crawford and Pat Mulhern?
Typical. It’s always about Hawaii and the West Coast.
P.S. Mark just yelled over the phone that Charlie Smith ripped Haleiwa.
What about AI’s Dealer, Magnum Q Meatwhistle, and Occy’s underbite? What about Todd Martin’s Penis?
@NSJ
Ithink Gorkin should be on tour next year. NOT!!!!!!
Where is Occy’s Mum? Is she Lewis too?
I feel like I did the day I found out there wasn’t a Santa Claus.
BTW T. Snake his initials are S.J. not N.S.J.
@ Mike at 7:18
I am not Lewis. I am not a liberal. And I did not grow up watching naked hippies bathing each other in the river in Bolinas.
And I could never say the things that B.R. does. And since B.R. is Lewis that would mean that I have sex with my mom.
thanks for clarifying @Mike. Bunch of split personalities going on here.
So the real question is… How does Lewis afford far away trips to visit close friends like Benjamin Button in a shitty economy? I mean even if he saved all his money from Surfline at $100.00 pop that would maybe be what a trip to Indo?
Am I the only one who isn’t Lewis? I couldn’t possibly be. There’s no way a Jewish guy has a cock as big as mine…don’t they cut half the damn thing off at birth?
Does Lewis not even surf or much less go on surfing trips? Does he just sit in his castro district apartment being cybal 24/7?
@myles
Mark, I mean Lewis, also has had or has another tech-industry gig in the bay area.
@ Trauzer, you’re right… I forgot all my old “friends” because Lewis invented new ones. I really laughed with AI’s dealer and at the rest. Thanks for the catalogue of all who made this interesting. At some point, you have to release the tow rope to the rider’s fate and unfortunately exhaustion ( rankings) left Lewis unable to maintain 6 dual personalities. The result, he needs writers. Smyrna, the future is yours as Mark’s target is painted to your back. Mark is quitting/moving anyway. Lehman that is.
Mike I guess my wife was right about you tricking me.
But that is fine as I have nothing to hide. I never expected a job from someone on the internet anyway. Actually you would be fortunate to recruit me.
What sucks for you is there are 15,875 people on fantasy surfer and I am rated 17th. And I have a FEELING about the rest of the year. And I wouldn’t want to bring someone I can’t trust on an all expenses paid trip to the Ments.
Ham sandwich is the A Knost of postsurf. Thinks he’s cool, thinks people who don’t like him are haters and has the annoying habit of referring to himself in the third person.
I have it on good authority that Lewis and BR are practicing tandem surfing at Byron Bay while singing Ebony and Ivory. Lewis will drop out and set up the Byron Bay Zionist Meditation, Sarcasm and Holistic Massage Centre. BR will be caught having a orgy with Occy, Sarge, and a Surfline crew of Groms Attacks kids. While swimming with dolphins.
how did they get kelly etc to show up to huntington this year? appearance fee???
Guess Lewis was just stoking the fire with all the psuedo names. Ebony and Ivory.
Sandwiches are allowed to refer to themselves in the third person.
@Mark… why are you so paranoid? Your wife sees ghosts at foodland, overhears brazzo’s and thinks they are talking about her relation to Post Mark. Dude, get some help, entire family therapy may be the call. I guess that church keeps you filled with fear, a control mechanism.
There is no trick, I wouldn’t bother. Any due diligence would bear that out. Stu was curious enough, but Stu is probably successful. Probably Proactive. That’s what sales are, work. Maybe that’s why your “career” has you on the move. If Stu did need a job, you’re damn well sure he would have inquired.
Sorry for using your name Stu, you can come to the sales conference next January and I’ll hook you into some good tubes.
@ Jamon, you’re getting so much mileage out of a breakfast sandwich, good job.
@ jamon
Dude, you’re making me hungry.
No worries. Stu has a job he loves and is not looking for a new one. Good barrels, on the other hand, have been in short supply and I would appreciate any help you can muster.
It´s gonna be funny if Aritz gets the votes for the All Star beating your super talented american surfers. Don´t you support them? We all do support Aritz.
GOOOOO POWERTXIKI!!!!!
GORA EUSKADI
@Basque… well we have more than one guy to support here in the U.S. unlike Spain with one person representing the entire country. So our votes are spread out among Slater, Lopez, Dane, Bobby, Gabe, Hobgoods, Timmy and countless others.
What’s not going to be funny is when Aritz “Aranburu’s” himself again doing an fly away air and tweaks his ankle again. Only to have to get an injury wild card.
@Myles
You´re right dude.I don´t want Aritz to go to the fucking american All Star because he can have another injury. Just one thing. Aritz is Basque and the BAsque Country is a realy small country.
How many people lives in the US?? That´s the reason you have that amount of great surfers.
Have you ever been in Zarautz? It is a small village of the BAsque country and we have one surfer in the CT and we have had three surfers in the Billabong XXL finals…so I think that´s OK for such a small village
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