“@Gary Leonardi

Go to some fucking petting zoo site if you want to chat about parrots. In fact, go fuck your monkey and spread aids to other faggots like yourself.

Stay the fuck off Post Surf brah. It’s for surfing. For surfers not no pet fuckers brah!

This is our turf. Stupid barney!”

Or, just delete all the comments that start with Mo and end with Rey, so we can run a Surfline-esque gestapo.

Our first demand is that Lewis produce at the very least 4 quality posts a week. He cannot expect us to continue rehashing crap like bodyboarders in Austrailia over and over.

Our second demand is that whenever a low caliber commenter such as Matthew or Bay st. or Jamon Bagel makes a comment we, as a union, have the right to ban said comments.

Our third demand is that, during times of heavy commenting such as the evening after Lewis puts up his Power Rankings, commenters with the most seniority have their comments posted in color as opposed to black and white. We feel that how long you have commented is more important than the quality of your comment. I learned that one from Geddelfinger himself.

Mr. Samuels I sincerely hope that you take us seriously. A comment strike is something that would benefit no one including yourself.

Good day sir.

I was the one passionately frigging Nicholson’s chair-legs during timeouts with my pronounced freckles.