Comments on: Preemptive Strike: Necessary defense against Groms?

By: a.j.

a.j. — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:25:27 +0000

The photographer must be an artist. such creativity.
It maybe time to for a change. I think weddings are the way to go…
More money and a lot less of an impact on the world.

By: Pacific Bashing Shark (Douchebagus Slammus)

Pacific Bashing Shark (Douchebagus Slammus) — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:53:02 +0000

@gooch

Fuck, most of the Hawaiian kids that I know are in town for nationals and have WAY more respect in the line-up than the typical yuppie fucking OC brat………. Plus with the dads that I know,if they saw there groms gettin out of line, they’d give em a smack…

I’ve never met a mean Hawaiian…but I see plenty of douche-cunts in the OC everyday..

But still…. Fuck the kids… unless they bring weed to the beach.

By: Aipa's Paipo Board

Aipa's Paipo Board — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:11:12 +0000

@gooch

Ahahana! Most island groms surf mo bettah than adult mainlanders. But yes, respect is a must and young grom boys must learn. But what you say is a ohe launa, disrespecting the Hawaiian brodahs and language. E! You gone getit white boy, if you come ova. Hawaiian take care of you.

By: gooch

gooch — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:50:42 +0000

@Aipa… im not sure what you just said, not even sure if that was english, but obviously you sound like someone that lives on an island, tell your little groms to have some “Aloha” when they come over to someone else’s spot. Make sure to point out that they are not in hawaii anymore, and they must HAVE RESPECT FOR THE LOCALS AS EVERYONE ELSE HAS RESPECT FOR HAWAIIANS WHEN WE SURF THERE….
@F.Murray…. FUCK YOU

By: BIL-O BIL-O

BIL-O BIL-O — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:21:54 +0000

Smyrna Jeff is a skimboarding hick

By: D-man

D-man — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:36:12 +0000

FUCK!! I am too late!! Groms have attacked NJ! Lewis if only I had gotten the message sooner.

By: Black's Slacks

Black's Slacks — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:07:35 +0000

Way way back, on a pretty big day by my then-grom standards, I got caught right in the pit on a fat set wave, so I pissed my pants and bailed my board without looking behind me. Bad move. The guy did exactly the right, thing: paddled over, smacked me upside the head and sent me to the beach. I never did that again. Not ever.

By: Occy's Underbite

Occy's Underbite — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:52:55 +0000

I just made myself hard by typing ‘you,’ instead of ‘you’re.’

Fuck me sideways.

Just like Many Fay’s brother did every time he whispered in his sister Many’s ear, “don’t worry, this time the spooning won’t hurt your tailbone quite as bad.”

By: Magnum Q. Meatwhistle

Magnum Q. Meatwhistle — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:49:37 +0000

Or, Many Fay and a number of other cowardly snipers who nitpick like niggardly nitwits…

… see Gooch, you CAN use words from you lexicon of lewd language to make poignant comments without sounding like a hooded Klansman attempting to dryhump his sister in a pile of dead oak leaves.

Shit.

I just made you hard, didn’t I.

By: Magnum Q. Meatwhistle

Magnum Q. Meatwhistle — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:44:21 +0000

And by all that, I mean SmyrnaJeff.