Huss, you didn’t have to tip Dave, he knew the culprit. Bright guy that Dave, too bright to post drunk again. Probably hasn’t read that far down his fiancee’s rule book, but he’ll have it down cold soon.

To those of you considering marriage, take each step very carefully. The rules Dave is abiding by now won’t loosen once the contract is signed. And it is the biggest business arrangement most of us will engage in our lifetimes.

Cynically yours, Mike

P.S. Dave, I can help you more than you could imagine, have Huss pass along my contact info.