No clear winners in this war - just noise, flashes of internet bravery, and multiple casualties.
The Mailman delivered us the already-stale rumor that Slater's starting a new World Tour (no, not the Stand-Up World Tour.)
Phil Jarratt, the Aussie "surfing writer" who co-wrote Slater's last book, kick-started this rumor last week in . Now Freddy P over at is reporting that the ASP "is shitting in it's pants."
But here at PostSurf, we don't belittle ourselves by dealing in rumors.
Comments of the Week go to Sad Realization and Robert's Your Mother's Brother, for two contrasting views of Joel Tudor. If you're feeling earnest, check out comment two. If you're more comfortable with the usual dose of irony, stick with comment one.
sad realization says: July 10, 2009 at 10:04 am
Dare you mock the Messiah!
He brought us back life. For years we grew fat and despondent. We sat on our couches watching ESPN, seeing 1/2 glimpses of a sport we thought we knew occasionally sandwiched between college ball. But than he came, re-incarnated as a scrawny boy with a loud mouth and a chip on his shoulder. He parted the seas, pushed back against the ingrates and opened up an untapped landscape (the area 20-40 feet outside of where waves break). from there we slipped in, from dusting off our tattered 60’s logs, to moving onwards to futuristic chinese popout and glorious Costco specials. Today even the honorable Watermen who use the mighty paddle, pay homage to his leadership as they extend further our dominance in the water. We have overcome the heathens, you youth, you in shape, you talented, you … You may dominate the industry and the press with your snide remarks and unwelcomed commentary, but we own you in the water.
Hear us loud, Get out of the way.(Really, I mean it, I have very limited control over this thing, I am very afraid, and it could really hurt if I hit you.)
I bow to you Joel,
Kookbox and onward…
Robert's Your Mother's Brother says: July 10, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Lewis Samuels started a ‘blog’. I remember reading somewhere on it that he said to expect something “different”. It is. He has also given you and I - all of us - a place to state our opinions, fuck with each other, whine and whinge and write some insightful, intelligent and sometimes fricken’ hilarious comments. It’s also a forum for the less than clever, or worldly, or even literate. He’s got some passion so you, and I, may not always agree with what he writes. But I’m glad it’s available and there is no advertising so it would appear there’s no profit in it. I guess in that respect it’s a public service of sorts.
Somehow this post on Joel Tudor is a revelation or epiphany. It’s not necessarily about Joel himself, but what is being done by him (and others) and what he, and ‘it’, represents.
It’s about the incessant theft of the soul of surfing. Not the sport, but the what-ever-the fuck-it-is-other-than-a sport. The profiteering, the smarmy ass kissing, the ‘I won’t say what I really think or believe or feel because it might cost me some money or offend someone’.
One might think, and even expect, that someone like Joel (and Rasta, etc.) and all the myriad of others who have that gift to surf at that level and ability in something so difficult to truly master and something that is so special to all of us, would not siphon from it. It’s rape and pillage. As I said to someone recently, I understand why Jesus went into the temple and turned over the tables of the money changers (as the story goes). It’s sacrilege. It’s my religion. And I’m tired of it being fucked with.
All any of us want to do is be able to go surfing. That is, go to whatever beach we please, catch and ride some waves without being hassled, dropped in on, dialogued to death, have our space infringed on, etc. That’s it. Simple.
But the ‘surf’ companies need the ‘sport’ to grow. So do the pros.
The ‘Sport’. Not the action, not the feeling, not the spirit and soul of what we do, just product increase. Sales, that’s it.
It’s not about furthering the grace. That’s not what they are in it for. Maybe in the beginning, but not now.
Then, usually via ‘Pro Surfing’, they market it to the world. They are not selling the real feeling, the truth of it, the solitary, individual and personal aspect of who we are and why we are doing what we do. It’s merchandise. That is why people like Joel Tudor and the rest of the sales and businessmen ultimately turn us off. It’s about the benefit of a few at the expense of many. And the ‘many’ is us.
We are the majority. And the people like Joel that we would hope would not participate, not defect, disappoint and disillusion us. Again and again. It’s not ok, nor acceptable.
For them to continue ‘the glide’ as the author of this blog has pointed out, they have to ‘sell out’, so to speak. But it’s at the expense of you and I and anyone else who simply wants to go and ride some waves in peace. With some friends. Even with some strangers who somehow know that you can actually show respect, take turns, and coexist in the lineup. Regardless of ability level.
If there’s anyone in surfing who truly and purely deserves to make money from it, then it’s the board makers. The shapers, glassers, sanders, polishers, etc. The guys who blow the blanks, the finmakers.
No surfboard, no surfing as Wayne Lynch once said.
But all the hype, ‘sidebar’ as Ballz would say, has just gotten to a level of saturation where it’s intolerable. To counter balance it, there’s this website.
It’s good that we call ‘bullshit’ on the surfing media, on the pro’s, on Billabong, Quiksilver, Rip Curl, Volcom, Insight, O’Neill. The list goes on. When we stop, they win. And the legions of people that can’t think for themselves take over.
No Power Rankings, now this catastrophe? Are you even interested anymore Lewis? Do you have a new boyfriend or something? Are you still masturbating over GT saying he “holds his like a cocktail”?
What kind of fuckery IS this exactly?
even when he was working in surfline he used to skip a contest if they were too close together
just remind you that I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for your comments on pro surfing, surfer’s abilities and weaknesses, etc.
how about that 15 year old that just won a QS?
It is good that we call bullshit on the surfing media and industry, but that misses the point entirely. Lewis.
The only tool we have in our shed is the only reason any of these entities gives a shit about us or surfing…Money. 5 years ago, I decided to NEVER patronize the surf corps again. Same as our bigger picture issues at hand, stop feeding the machine that sells you out. If everyone decided in unison to boycott multi national corporations whenever possible, we would build our society from the groun up. Trickle down ideology never quite trickles.
By overpaying to advertise someone else’s business, the surfing society commits willfull suicide. And you don’t look cool anymore, you’re just a sheep because once you hit the water, function trumps fashion and always will.
Mike is a socialist. Cue Mark.
Yes Lewis, I am becoming a socialist. Capitalism has failed everyone and enslaved generations. The environment is fucked and Goldman Sachs will create the next bubble from Carbon Credits. It’s all a game and money only wants more, regardless of it’s wake. I’m not scared of the word socialist, Mr Samuels.
And Mark isn’t aware enough to pick up on your ideological red carpet. Neither is Smyrna. Both play in the shallow end of an intellectually empty pool. Good ol southern boys who relish simplicity.
Hey Pinko, enjoy paying 50% tax.
@ Mike
Another spoon fed American ranting about the evils of money when he has probably been bathed and nurtered by it his entire life. Try livin on the edge for awhile mr. Mike. You will come running back to the warm embrace of your gold card quicker then CaliGirl went crying to her mom last night when everyone just teased her a little bit.
Hey Mike you ever read a book called “Atlas Shrugged”?
Isn’t the tenor of your whole post along a socialist line, Lewis.
@ Mike, stop fucking with Smyrna Jeff, he is waaaaaay smarter than Mark.
@ Mike Pinkman, When the time comes, Pinko, I will make board shorts out of your skin, a legrope from your intestines and a wetsuit from your blubber. And you will know that Socialism will never work.
Fidel, Randian arguments are pointless here and as soon as you die, Floridian real estate agents, casino owners and Gloria Estefan will be over to take their rightful place.
thought I could get that jab in before you woke up bammy…..
Ola Amigo Mike.
We, the Cuban Council of State would like to invite you to start a little co-operative in our fine country called the Mike Pinkman Boardshort Collective. In return for sewing together Castro-themed boardshorts made from tobacco, we would like to offer you not very much at all, besides little hope of a successful future. Don’t bring Mark, the guy is a downer.
PS: Bring CaliGirl. And a new Cadillac. They still make them, right?
Ayn Rand is a moron Mark’s evil brother. A PInKO moron at that who converted to the religion of selfishness and preached to your open ears…. GReed. Enjoy your money before money steals it from you evil brother.
And I got news for you, I pay 30 odd percent income taxes AND a self employment tax. Big business doesn’t want me competing, you know. Not far off from 50% now and I get NOTHING for it. Since Mark is for War and Torture and Greed, you do have representation with your taxation.
Oh and a Gloria Estefan record. You still have records, right?
Is there any surf there Raul? And don’t talk to me about flat spells cause I am proving my endurance as I type. If there is surf, I’m there… better health care at least and some good music on Friday nights. Plus my wife will leave me and there are some pretty girls to investigate.
Thanks so much for the invite Mr Castro. Don’t worry about Mark following me, there are no surf stars to stalk in Cuba.
@ Pinko, dude, I agree with you about Ayn Rand, not that you have the brains to understand her writing. Oh, and I will use your nose as a ’70’s style legrope plug.
@ Mike
Come on over some time brah. I get one louisville sluggah waiting for you brah. Hippy.
Post surf is basically Lewis Samuels and his menagierie of personalities, Mark and his brutal attempt to gain attention and Mike’s complete, abject boredom finding a conduit for his anger. Pretty fucked up consortium fueled by alcohol most evenings and thoroughly funny.
Yes Amigo Mark, we have just had a visit from comrade Slater. He wants to put in a whirlpool or something. He says waves for sure. It kind of reminds me of the sixties when the Russians would offer to set up some equipment here. He reminded us of that famous movie star Tele Savalas with his bald head. We often play episodes of Kojak on our only channel before the national anthem late at night.
Other questions:
Healthcare: Of course, we actually do excellent research here.
Music: Live, every night or Kojak. Your choice.
Pretty Girls: Of course, we sent the ugly ones like Estefan on a raft headed in your direction. Girls do tend to wear hot pants and have rollers in their hair, hope you don’t mind.
Dear Master of the obvious, you certainly know your subject matter. Tell us more things we already know, before I watch an episode of Kojak on YouTube.
Fuck You, Kauai Locals…. we went to real estate school and sold your island out from under you. Where you now live, brah? Oh right, huddled together in rentals without work. Payback is a biyatch.
Taylor Camp Hippies, you are now the proud owners of homeless, unemployed Kauai Locals.
Glad to hear you air Kojak, I love that show! It even had writers, a producer, talented actors and a film crew that went to film school! Maybe the ASP could learn a thing or two if they turned off “reality” TV for one night. But that’s easy in Cuba!
And I don’t give a shit about curlers in the hair because the hot pants are so easily removed.
Hasta luego los victimes de Moneria.
@ Raul Castro…. How can we get these mokes on rafts, free Bar b Que??? Release then into the channel and allow the trades to push them to the Phillipines. Mow down the shacks in Kapaa and build a new Ritz Carlton that Mark can’t afford.
Mark defends capitalism while capitalism makes him poor.
Mark defends christianity by worshipping money.
Mark defends the Bush Administration, fuck knows why?
Mark is a a loop of circular logic radiating around contradiction.
Dear Miguel,
Yes, we have a wonderful film school and a well-regarded film festival. Comrade Slater has already alerted me to the sad state of your surfing broadcasts. He called it ‘amateur hour’ and talked about some homosexual cabal and friends of friends getting jobs that actual graduates would kill for. As you know we don’t tolerate homosexual cabals and EVERYONE gets a job here.
I’m afraid this “flat spell” experiment is going poorly, the indians are restless. Better get that contest running asap. Now stop all your infighting and watch GT interview the winner of Occy’s childrens contest.
@ Taylor Camp Hippies,
Unfortunately as your both a hippy and a fan of real estate agents, i must put a gun in your mouth. However, before I kill you and in answer to your little indigenous problem, may I suggest a Pay Per View Ultimate Fighting contest down to the last moke.
Oh and by the way, sons and daughters, when I implored you to worship, I meant MONEY.
I think both GT and Occy need some ‘correctional’ therapy. Of course here we don’t pray them straight, we splay them straight.
Why would Castro be involved in a Pay per view? Circular logic radiating contradiction…. wait, that’s Mark!
@ Mike… Obviously…..
Tudor gets $300 off the top on every board? I thought he was soul.
Hmmmmm.
@Taylor Camp Hippies…. you mean I don’t have to hide in this tree anymore? It’s been a rough 30 years.
Dear Amigo Mike, I’m already starting to lose patience with you, not a good thing, unless you like plantains. I would not be involved in Pay Per View, I’m just helping the hippies cover their costs with a genocide. Comprende?
Now that’s capitalism…. Joel does nothing and gets most of the profit while the board builders scrap change for lunch. Goldman Sachs is just a bigger theif than Joel. Oh, my bad, joel probably signs the thing.
@Raul, after I slide those hot pants off the dangling feet of my desert, I’ll add my own banana. That’s what we call the bigger ones, bananas. In an island full of plantains, I’ll be busier than Trauzersnake on his best day.
Jesus was a socialist.
@ Mike, not so fast amiga, you do realise what ethnic background the folks who pick the plantains have? The girls here are VERY happy. But you’re welcome to still come. Bring this Trauzersnake amigo of yours, I have a feeling he will be very popular…
Amigo Slater’s girlfriend was holding his hand tighter than Adriano was at Brazil after the final when she saw how beautiful the girls are…
@ Mike You think Joel’s a thief?!?!?
Now I get it, Mark’s insecurities are all about penis envy! That explains everything, how can he look outward when he can’t look downward…. I mean Raul.
Have to love how Adriano claimed second place harder than Kelly claimed first. Adriano’s chances at JBay? None. The expanse of the canvas will reveal all the flaws in his “style”.
@ Mike, ALL republicans have small penises, it’s my way of a joke.
@ Mike, as you know, my brother and I, in fact, the whole Cuban Council of State are not getting any younger. This is a hint, please accept my offer, Mark has offered to kindly pay your airfares and give you a week in Cancun (shoulder season, not high season, he doesn’t like you that much) all expenses paid before you fly out.
PS: Bring Hamon, I’m sick of Hamonada pizzas.
I feel bad, I hit a sponger today… I didn’t mean to, he snaked me (again) so naturally I dropped in on him, they never get that this is a natural outcome of snaking, do they? He then made some kind of noise to call me off the wave so I divde at his head and hit him, I know I really was bad to have done that. I’m normally so mellow but every Summer something like this happens that is kinda my fault but not really but then you know I suppose it is my fault. I do feel geniunely bad, dude looked so terrified I knew I’d gone a bit too far. When’s winter start again? I’m not so safe with summer crowds.
Don’t fuck with my boy Jamon, Raul. You’ve never had breakfast unless Bagel catered.
Thanks for the confirmation God.
Mark, What is shoulder season? I’d much prefer the west coast, but thanks for your generosity. The generosity of capable capitalism.
Ayn Rand.
Rest easy refreshed, you’re doing God’s work, it’s called Natural Selection.
Mark would never post as a fucking Pinko, numbnuts. Given you clearly never have enough money to go on holidays because you’re not smart enough to dodge taxes, shoulder seasons are the seasons either side of high season when the room rates are at their highest because we own the hotels and get everyone to take holidays at once, thus increasing our income.
Thanks Taj’s Burro, consider my advice “Randian”!!!! Wonder if Mark is aware of her position on organized religion?
That’s beside the point, Everybody get your money back in the market, the NYSE is going to blow up tomorrow!!!!
And there is no truth to the ugly rumor circulating around pine tree’s that I was a Taylor hippy. None.
@ Mark’s LLEB…. or we can afford to travel when we wish…… say in September……
We’ve been inundated with calls and our server has siezed, please Smyrna ask Mark to get a life.
Ban Mike! He’s a pinko!
OK Lewis… Nice choices. Agree with bits of both. If only it was a perfect world!
PS: Just to clarify, it was CaliGirl that brought up the K9 tour rumor. I just followed up. But I don’t blame you for putting it on me. “The Mailman delivers” was easier to work with than coming up with something witty about CaliGirl, which actually shouldn’t have been too hard!
Hey Dave Mailman, when are they planning the Icon clash? Do they even know? Or is that the decision that follows what format they’ll be running. Has the purse changed amounts? How about the points, if you win in marginal surf, do they prorate the points? Do the corporations determine the point value of each event?
Please Dave M, fly there immediately and ask the questions that have answers. GT is pretty focused on the rhetoricals and the inane. Thus the response of the interveiwee. For sure. Or is it just an aussie thing? Anyway, please save the telecast.
Unnamed Oz pro….”Jeez, who should be president, ah mate, you’re giving me a headache, for sure. I reckon Keiren would be a good president, not sure of what… did you say what kind of president mate, kinda distracted by your hair GT. But I’m stoked, for sure, Keiren, yeah, Keiren for president of Australia, for sure”
more from Alisa Zinov’yevna Rosenbaum.
Agree w/ post of the week. $20 a t-shirt to advertise surf corp. Reminds me of PIL - “We watched you conform and what your wearing is just another, like any other, uniform. You make me angry.” I only wear clothes I get for free or buy logoless: $3.33 for a heavy-duty, long-sleeve T. How much would surf corp charge for me to wear it w/ its logo?
JimG seems like a decent chap to me. Why doe Trauzersnake keep calling him a cum dumpster?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
Really? Not sure why Joel Tudor gets a bad rap, or what point you are trying to make with either of these posts. Are you saying it’s people like Joel and Rasta who are attracting non-surfers into the lineup?
Blame Mark Price and people like him, Joel is dedicated to preserving the history of surfing. Are you saying we should all ride 6′2 Lost pop outs and all wear the same board Volcom board shorts?
Here’s a great article for you to sink your teeth into Lewis -
if you are looking to place the blame. It isn’t Alex Knost, Joel Tudor or Rasta who seeks the blame, are you really that narrow minded to see this? It’s just surfing and perhaps you should focus your college education into something positive.
@Austin,
Your problem is quite easy to solve.
It’s the trees.
Yes, the trees. You’re staring at them. The trees. They’re right there in front of you. Yep, the bark-lined trunks with green leaves hanging from them. The trees.
Someday soon, the forest will come into focus.
Please forgive me, if I won’t be holding my breath in the meantime.
Whoa folks everyone is bitching, it’s because Cali is crap right now, hang in there don’t start beating your wife/girlfriend. Swells are around the corner-
Ahhhh B.R. You show your ugly face finally! How’s my pretzel? Mmmmmmm you like that don’t you? Yeah mmmmmmmmm yeah yeah bit deeper oh yeah
@Fisher,
Why yes, I am ugly. Thank goodness I am a man and make a healthy living.
As for your pretzel… it’s still seems a bit doughy.
Why don’t you go chew on that for a few months before reporting back, mmmkay?
Different time zones honey. Don’t stress x. You know i don’t care how much you make (maybe your better half might and would probably leave you if you didn’t earn the coin). Just one day…. just for lil ol me, take the bag off? The paper is starting to give the base of my shaft a rash
You know, Fisher, baby ointment cures chafed erection overnight. Paper cuts are another issue all together.
Baby ointment eh? not the obvious choice…
@ Master could’ve used that ointment, I straddled a palm tree for 30 years in fear of climbing down.
Just to stir up Turtlegate. The House Of Representatives Committee on Natural Resources amended and placed on the Union Calendar bill H.R. 509 to reathorize the Marine Turtle Act of 2004 yesterday. In light of Turtlegate, this cannot possibly be a coincidence. Who could have predicted that this site could effect federal domestic policy. So much for PostSurf being just some custard fucked surf blog. Congratulations Mr. Samuels, welcome to the big leagues.
is nothing sacred? even I seem to have a troll now. be careful on this one - I didn’t choose this handle by accident.
i don’t have time to read this dissertation now.
B.R…. Where are you? Come back!!!! Taunt, tease, tweak and tititate me. I miss your touch. Rub the lotion on my tender loin. I’m so happy i took holidays to finally give you the time you deserve x x x
@hmmmmmmm
It’s mostly just for shits and giggles. That said, I seem to have a common mental response after reading most of Jim’s comments, and that is, “ok mr. cool.” Keep in mind I’ve never met the man, but based on his comments he seems like a salty dude, that’s serious all the time, dosen’t have much of a sense of humor, and is probably grumpy in the line-up.
Hopefully that helps,
Love Trauzer.
I used to think that this site garnered a ton of traffic. Then I looked it up online, and found out that Postsurf.com only gets an average of just over 500 uniques a day. Which means that most of the people who check this site out regularly are core industry types (mostly narcissistic losers).
Begs the question: Lewis, was it worth losing a gig that paid pretty well for writing about surf (try finding a job nowadays that pays decent to write) even though the company (Surfline) lacked ethics, to run a site that only has industry types as its readers? I hope so. I ask myself the same question (with my situation).
I give it six months before Lewis gets hired by Stab or a surf mag, and then this site will have the leftovers or dublicate stories from whatever site Lewis is hired to write for.
@Cyrus:
Are we… neighbors?
@cyrus
You are too jaded dude, yes it was worth it- right Lewis? But too bad only five hundred people know there is talk of a new tour-
That damn @ sign, isn’t that a Twatter thing? I see it all over the place now.
Depends on where you’re at BR. Isn’t too hard to find my current location.
What kind of fucking fuckwit comments were those? Fuckwits.
I’m not your neighbor, but I do know where you live. Your blog pretty much captures the sentiment with the one post I read. Good luck on fielding the 499 additional tourists as the tides and swell avail themselves - now that your foxhole’s been proclaimed throughout this Small World. As a warning to those curl-conquistadors: I can attest to the ‘rough’ conditions mentioned by Mr. Cyrus… when waves are ‘waiting.’
Not that will deter anyone.
I wish you nothing but the best and welcome your informed commentary here. You may want to throw in a few more ‘fag’ and ‘cock’ words to make some of the Neanderthals here happy; but other than that, I toast a hearty glass of Scotch to you and those holding the fort down ‘up there.’
Let it be known, Cyrus, that Surfline didn’t pay Lewis squat. He lost nothing by “walking away” from his gig there.
@ Cyrus
Your site is gay. Whenever you try to group together “action sports” it never works. And besides surfing is a little bit more than just another “action sport”.
You couldn’t buckle the belt of the gay waiter at the coffee shop where Lewis and Warshaw eat for free much less compare your site with Post Surf. Please leave Cyrus and never torture us again with your stupid, unfunny and utterly boring comments.
P.S. Your site sucks Cyrus. Go back to waiting tables in Tahoe dude while you enjoy the “snowboard scene”.
Cyrus sucks. Reading his site makes all of us ashamed to be called surf writers.
@ Cyrus
I wish you would go away and CaliGirl would come back. That girl new what she was talking about.
For a girl.
We don’t want that kook Cyrus either.
@ Cyrus
Not sure where you’re getting those numbers but when you look PostSurf up on the usual traffic checkers the numbers show way bigger.
So sounds like your jealous cause your obviously a fuckin douche and any jackass can see that.
Hate! Hate! Hate! Mark I could give a flying fuck if a right-wing kook like yourself hates what I write. Anyone who thinks Sarah Falin has an iota of intelligence is a fucking fool. And for the record Lewis was paid to write for Surfline. Sorry God.
Jackie Done I could be wrong on the numbers. No jealousy, just curious as to whether Lewis has any regrets about leaving the checks. He isn’t making money on this site, that’s for sure.
@Mark @Kampion,Warshaw,Hynd and Hawk @Snowboard Scene @Jackie Done keep being hateful website commenters motherfuckers it ruuuuuuules bareback style! I’m off to burn one down, laterz haterz be back here in a month to lay down a post and have people lay the internet hatred!
Question of the Day:
What is CaliGirl doing right now?
a] Laying on her mom’s couch crying while her mom strokes her hair and tries to get her to watch Tim Boal against Mikey Pikon. ” Honey you can’t just give up on surf journalism because some boys were mean to you on the computer. Toughen up a little.”
b} Laying in her bed watching Hannah Montana reruns and eating massive amounts of ice cream and crying.
c} Headin down to Longs drugs in Tarzana to get some more tampons.
I vote for c.
Informed commentary always welcomed from this reader. I rather enjoyed CaliGirl’s comments earlier.
BTW:
Contest is on.
J-Bay is on live dumb asses why are you still on here posting?
@ Cyrus
Dude you are the biggest barn to come on here since Bay st. or that one dude from Santa Cruz that insisted everyone comment using their last name.
In the words of Michael Jackson ” Go away little girl”. Or was that Donny Osmond?
This just in. According to our sources CaliGirl was a plant, a faker, put forth by Cyrus to ruffle some feathers on Post Surf. I guess she is his girlfriend or something.
This story is troubling.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
@ Cyrus
Yeah you are right Cyrus. What was I thinking about Sarah Palin being smart? Joe Biden is such an intellectual giant and is so incredibly composed and never says stupid things off the cuff that directly contradict the administrations official policy. I am so proud that he is our Vice President.
All you boys got played by Cyrus, Mark especially. All the pimp wanted to do was have you hit his website, your sebsequent comments are superfluous to his intention. How could you “postsurfers” get so worked by someone so vapid?
And Mark, Cali girl just drove by my house in Tarzana toward the Rite Aid. Looks kinda like Lewis in a skirt, just your type.
Palin IS smart to a guy like Mark who never went to college.
joe biden can’t see russia fucking simpletons
Ok mark we get it big words make you elite,go stick your head back up cheney’s ass
Many thnks for writing such a fascinating post. All too often you see the same thing over and over so this makes a refreshing change.
Thanks for sharing.