Comments on: J-BAY POWER RANKINGS: 26-30

By: jackie done

jackie done — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:46:30 +0000

I agree with ReB, it’s unacceptable that LS hasn’t provided us with a BB forum yet. Fuck you lagging on putting one on PostSurf, you kook. I bet you can’t even surf!

LS, go spend whatever money it takes to get it up and running. And don’t complain about spending your money on entertaining us. You’re already spending your time entertaining us for zero compensation, so you better start spending money on us too. Like that other guy said, Dance monkey, dance!

By: john

john — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:02:19 +0000

Really, John Law ? Really ?? Are you referring to those gay-ass portraits ? Nigga Please !

By: ReB

ReB — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:56:29 +0000

f8ck, dude, get a Forum at Dreamhost.com they use phpBB forum software, it’s real easy to configure. $100 a year for everything.

Eddie would go.

as far as the schlemiel threats about copyrights, i suggest drawing a portrait of each of the pro’s, which is real easy to do. all you need is Flash CS4 (free download) and then use “trace bitmap”. it “posterizes” an image, reduces the number of colors. you are then free to add a moustache or whichever embellishment, at which point it becomes artwork - which you are free to draw and publish.

By: Chris Cote

Chris Cote — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:41:20 +0000

that was a great review of TransWorld SURF. Charlie is cool, and i think when he tells me to “get bent”, he means have my penis bent in a sexual way by a professional prostitute. Isn’t that what “get bent” means in Oz-talk?

He also says to quit broisms, no way, i invented broisms and i will die with brosims, even if mainstream media has butt-raped them.

i will not spell check ever again by the way, i don’t care.

By: The Auditor

The Auditor — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:10:28 +0000

Get back in your cube, Cote.
Post Surf is for people who are done their homework.
http://likebitchin.com/2009/07/the-august-issue-likebitchins-surf-mag-ratings-part-1/

By: Chris Cote

Chris Cote — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:54:48 +0000

Nothing about me in these Posts? Boring.

By: Robert's Your Mother's Brother

Robert's Your Mother's Brother — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:54:08 +0000

1) Nicely said. Insightful. Accurate. I’m amazed at your expertise Lewis. You did a pretty good job too, BR.

2) I’ll never look at Diane Sawyer the same way again. Mix a bit of alcohol, some black boots and no sleep and she becomes a minx.

3) I thought that ‘Mark’ went back to his cave…for good. Note to ‘Mark’: Things have changed since you left here. We’ve become an actual democracy again. If heading back to ‘the mainland’, keep heading north until you hit the Alaskan border. That’s where all the fuckwit republicans are kept now. Sort of like a zoo. You’ll be happier there.

4) As the saying goes, “any publicity is good publicity”. It’s looking like the ASP needs all they can get right now. Surely they must know.

By: John Law

John Law — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:34:49 +0000

Mr Samuels, I doubt that a well educated and discerning media man like yourself seriously believes that you can deface ASP’s copyrighted images and republish them on the internet with impunity. I can only presume that you are either very brave or very, very stupid.

By: Blasphemy Rottmouth

Blasphemy Rottmouth — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:50:53 +0000

Apparently, some may be confused by the Jorge Bushian math applied to my last comment. No worries, it was as lame as my alternative:

Top 44 / № days before next contest X Roy Power’s IQ / √ of the word fuckery = Perfect Average Posting So My Ear Accepts Anal.”

Or,

P.A.P. S.M.E.A.R.

By: Fisher

Fisher — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:43:02 +0000

Ben Dunn has been machined by his ’super coach’ father (see Darren O’Rarrerty, Trent Munro, Phil McDonald) into the most us-spontaneous door stop in the universe. Surely the powers that be are getting sick of this? I am. Can kids like this go into earley retirement? Oh yeah… Shaun Cansdell did and he’s doing just fine.