With south swell hype increasing, actual paid work commitments looming, and hangovers holding steady, PostSurf.com has officially called a Power Rankings lay day.
7 days into the two week waiting period, 35 power rankings have been completed. Only two days of drunkeness are now needed to complete the Power Rankings.
Check back tomorrow for an offical announcent as to when the rankings will commence. In the meantime, please review all the replays at PostSurf.com.
bam. bam. bam. bam.
You are a cruel mistress, Lewis. Downright evil even… Instead of crawling into bed with the warm, fuzzy feeling I get after reading the latest installment of PRs, I am going to cry myself to sleep, before having nightmares about Caligirl being forced to do ungodly things by Blasphemy Rottmouth and trauzersnake while Mark tries helplessly to intervene, and Mike and SmyrnaJeff film the whole scene for posterity discretely hidden away in the shadows.
Sorry Dave Mailman, but if all the above picture does for you is inject images of PostSurf commentators into your head, you’ve got bigger things to worry about than some delayed Power Rankings.
I suck cock for money.
Although I must admit, you do paint a pretty picture.
@ Dave Mailman
I am pretty sure CaliGirl would be a willing volunteer Dave.
@ CaliGirl
I am going to be in Carlsbad for an extended vacation. How would you like to join me down at the Claim Jumper for an ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon?
No power rankings!?!?!? Layday?!?!? And I cant even be mad cause those damn titties. fuk this shit, I’m gonna go masturbate.
@ Lazer
The only Prius I saw in the Ala Mo-Kaisers lot this morning was parked way down by the fuel dock. Were you out there? I surfed The Bowl and had a blast. And I heard Lopez was out last night on a S.U.P. catching way too many waves.
BTW I stopped at Sunset Beach Chevron and asked how much per gallon for ground kittens and orphan tears and they totally stink eyed me. Are you sure that a Prius doesn’t just run a regular gas?
When are you going to do a treatment of GT? Where did that guy come from and how does that kook have that job?
holy macaroni!
after the quality post from yesterday, you deserve a day off.
i was going to ask about these girls the other day, from dingo’s review, right?
bam bam bam is right.
Everyone SHUTDAFUGGUP!
Bruna Schmitz is surfing.
Fwap Fwap
Fwap… fwap, fwap, fwap
Fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap
Fwap,fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap
…ahhhhhhh.
WTF !!! The life of a travelling surf rep is tough enough without having to deal with lay days and little girls heats at huntington. Lewis have some compassion! Then again, if I didn´t feel so distressed maybe I wouldnt have made my FIRST POST (SURF) !!!!
Damn the chicks in this post are pretty hot too.
Laird in heaven, I would crawl over five miles of carpet tacks and shower in gasoline just for the 1 in 5 chance to hear them fart over the phone.
I would happily let Chris Cote berate and belittle me for a 1 in 8 chance of making awkward, unsatifying love to their urologists.
@Mark
I must commend you mentioning the nectar of the Gods…Pabst Blue Ribbon. It is comments like those that win my heart.
PBR is an American classic. Most people don’t know this but on the seventh day God celebrated with a twelver of PBR and a bowl of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. The hoppy aroma and crisp, clean taste are akin to an orgy of flavor on the pallet…a really dirty orgy filmed by an amateur “cinematographer” at a San Fernando Valley Motel 6. And it doesn’t get any more American than that.
@Mailman,
The things I would do to CaliGirl cannot be printed here.
As you know, I am a gentleman.
all those chicks need to make a sandwich is a meatwad!!!
Damn you Lewis. I’ve been a lurker for so long and now that.I..Can’t..Resist..
Please provide link of full photo session zipped and uploaded on rapidshare, or didn’t happen.
I am sure BR would appreciate. And by appreciate, I mean..
@ Mark Claim Jumper? No thank you. But if you’re looking to drink some PBR, from Claim Jumper head North on 5, exit Mission Ave West,Right on N. Cleveland st., R. Pier View way. Park your car. Corner of Pier View and Cleveland, “Pier View Pub” (use to be Bub’s Whiskey Dive). Playboys and Penthouse on the bar and P.B.R served in a paper bag. More your speed.
@ Dave Mailman. I honestly do not know how to respond to your post. Funny in a slightly disturbing way. Very detailed, also disturbing.
BTW I did start a topic about how great Kellys’ ass looked in his two toned wetsuit today and receive no feedback except from ballz.
Well that make sense. Ballz and Ass usually cozy neighbors.
@caligirl
As off putting as it may be for you to talk about Kelly’s ass (speaking for myself), as far as I’m concerned, you’ve earned the right after answering Ballz’ little quiz in the manner you did.
Perv on.
Anyone know where to get the full set of these pictures?
As I understand it, PBR is the official beer of hipsters. However, Lewis’ post on Feb 16th seems to suggest that the preferred beer of surfhipsters is Coors light, preferably consumed in a steaming hot bath while wearing Captian’s hats with your closest bros. Carry on.
Brody. That’s a girl’s name isn’t it?
Only a girl wouldn’t know where to find the full set of pictures.
I was born with male and female genitals, so take your pick.
Anyone who buys PBR is an idiot. I couldn’t even drink 2 of those things without wanting to puke. With all the excellent beers - Guinness, Stone, Sierra, Chimay - why would anyone drink PBR?
BTW - I tried to drink a second PBR (after gagging down 1) b/c the house I was at only had PBR.
If you wake up in the morning and think the cat has shit in your mouth, you are mistaken. You had a Pabst Blue Ribbon last night, my friend.
pics from
lastnightsparty.com
enjoy.
you’re welcome
JimG is absolutely correct. PBR is for idiots. I would rather enjoy a stone or sierra in its tertiary form by drinking my own urine, than drink pabst blue ribbon (which would be like drinking from an 8″ watermain BTW).
Someone commented above referring to the “hoppy aroma” of PBR. Long story short, Ballz described the aroma pretty well. Dude, those “hops” are the equivalent of a bail of dirtweed that has been at the bottom of 20 pallets in some warehouse in Jalisco for the last five years.
@JimG: I would have left that house immediately, if not only for the nearest liquor store, depending on how bad I wanted to hang out there.
That should have been “bale”……so sorry.
Debate over PBR? Why not debate the merits of 7/11 hot dogs.
Calli girl…. big play for a dude. Schooling morons who can’t feel your sack. And the bigger morons are even “playing you”. Invitations from married dudes online and sexual conjectures, what else would Blue Crush want?
Worse, it has emboldened the Mailman Dave into projecting his unique brand of effeminate “broism”.
The carnival that Lewis attracts is the carnie that gives…. another unique brand.
Trauzer, your spelling is suspect, but if your namesake is true….
Are you black?
@smyrna’s wife
I didn’t know a hand could spell, think, talk, or post on a blog. Wow, we may have to put out an APB. “have you seen this hand?….it has been spotted groping for the balloon knots of groms from sebastian to manasquan….please call authorities immediately…DO NOT try to approach this hand on your own…..”
Lay day? Drunken hangover? You’re not a core writer. You’re just shit Lewis! Hell, you completely skipped the Brasil Power Rankings, now you need more time off? I’m sure there is more to Surfline kicking you to the curb than you puking on Billabong. You’re a fucking bum!
Wait, hear that? It’s the death of Postsurf-can’t wait to read the obituary!
Lewis Samuels,
You, via the picture under this post, caused me to ejaculate; hence you are now a homosexual.
Sorry.
(call me)
@ Marks Wife and SmyrnaJeffs wife
Hi Mike! Welcome back to Post Surf! I hope you get some waves tomorrow!
Pabst Blue ribbon is awesome. Faggity ass west coast surfer punks have tiny penises so they drink imports instead.
BTW. San Francisco is full of gay surfers.
So, I’m like in Foodland and I see Makuka R… so dreamy until I read JOB’s next twit, then it comes to me…. if I play my cards right, I can pawn off SUP Mark on some Meth Cougar and roll with the Wolf Pack.
Darwinism.
Thanks for the pic of the mating turtles, the pr can wait.
cachichurris chichirris maderfarkar!
Nothing better than sanded tetas + south swell + herpes
Shoots
(call me)
Riding the Steinbeck theme, if Jordy is Lennie, the mild retard, who fills the spot of Curley and his one handed, vaseline-filled love glove?
Jetskis? Really?
@Trauzer Please specify, I am the right hand of Jeff…. that floozy of a left hand keeps cornering my husband at the church socials while I’m busy holding his Pabst Blue Ribbon. She’ll take any chance she can with Jeff, too bad she has no rhythm and an awkward grip, but I wish that bitch would just go away.
This is getting boring, but that pic was nice.
pat Gudauskas has game.
Kelly is going to get Arunburned.
I would like to say that Kelly was WAY overscored on that 8.93 vs. Aranburu. Gudasskisses single move a few heats earlier was WAY more critical, and only garnered himself a 9.1 or something.
That is all.
The carving 360 was sick though.
the 360 was unbelievable
Gudaskisses single hit was better than Kelly’s 8.93 but not the 360
Slater had his magical ass hugging wetsuit on again. I’m loving all the surfing today. GO ROB !!!!!
Lmfao @ Bruno Rodriguez claiming his 4 and 5 point rides.
Watching Bruno Rodrigues claim 5 point rides makes me worried for his well being, should he actually get do more than two turns on a wave out there. He may spontaneously combust upon landing his third straight floater as the judges raise a triumphant score of 7.0.
I wonder if he raises a fist claim when he’s done filling half his gas tank?
Agree w/BR. Slater’s hits were ok, but an 8.93 for a single turn is too much.
Ah yes the claiming Brazos…next I expect completed jetski rides back to the lineup to be claimed.
It’s really too bad Bruno Rodrigues has no chance to win the 100 g’s. If he had to pay taxes on that he would claim 5 point rides on his 1099.
Is this the proper place to register a complaint regarding the use of jet skis to tow guys out at a beach break? The Pussification continues….
Did A. Irons get thrown off the Ski and throw a fit? Am I seeing things?
I miss Mike.
P.S. Hey CaliGirl I was wondering something. When you told Mark about that bar in Oceanside that serves Pabst Blue Ribbon were you implying that you would meet him there for a beer? Cause that’s how he understood it and it is all he can talk about. The guy is doing is surfing Ala Mo every morning for 3 hours then swimmimg laps at the Bay trying to trim down some for your guy’s encounter. If you aren’t serious then say so because the dude is frothing and talking about going ORFFF and all kinds of crazy shit.
the judges in US OPEN want to be misguided. one doesnt have to make a huge turn with speed and smoothness, he’d better get stuck and free fall, that’s what those guys at the stage like most.
“those guys at the TOWER”…naturally
Those girls do nothing for me . . .
Now Dane Gudauskas, ever since he starred in those gieco commercials I’ve been losing sleep!
@SmyrnaJeff. I thought Mark would have picked up on the sarcasm of my post sending him to a place the furnishes girlie mags and brown paper bags. Sorry Mark, I have no intention on meeting him or any other random man off a blog. I do pretty well on my own.
BTW Did you see Courtney Conlogue 19.63 heat? Who said women can’t surf?
Sorry caligirl, but she got a 9.something for a shaky run down the line and one half top turn. Not exactly what I’d call inspired surfing.
And the goddam commentators aren’t helping things. You’d think this was the swell of the century at Waimea the way they’re talking about it. How am I supposed to take women’s surfing seriously when I keep hearing this conversation:
‘Look at this set. Oh. My. God.’
‘Ooooh, look at their girls barely scratching over it/duckdiving. What determination.’
‘You know, what they are doing out there is NOT easy. These waves are fifteen, twenty, even forty feet high.’
‘You’re right, that one just broke over the whole pier. I can’t believe no one’s drowned yet.’
‘What a turning point for women’s surfing.’
Come on ladies, it’s 5, maybe 6 feet out there tops. And surfing’s your job. Nut up
@ CaliGirl
I just called mark and told him that you shut him down. He told me to tell you that he doesn’t care. You are probably a fat lesbian that sits around masturbating to surf pics of Pam Burridge, Layne Beachley and Jodi Cooper anyway.
Re: Jet ski assist. Great decision. Eventhough it’s beachbreak, the current S-N is like a river on this big of a south swell. Guys would be lucky to get 2 waves a heat.
@ lazer: Though not that big at a point or reef or even a more organized beach break like Puerto, this swell is a lot for HB & Newport - no channels, little shape & brutal current.
@ Lazer
You wouldn’t know a 5 footer if it washed over your Prius in the Kaisers parking lot. And the more I think about it I seriously doubt if you a) went to high school on the Big Island b) had anything to do with the Pat Curren-Jose Angel era on the North Shore and c) even like chicks.
Lazer is probably some pimple face 15 year old from Aina Haina that boogie boards Sandy Beach on small days and then, when his mom gives him a ride, tries out Ehukai Beach Park when it is 2 foot. Then he goes back to his sophomore class at Kalani High School and tells his friends he was charging Pipe ” just like Jeff Hubbard”. Fuckin barney.
waaaahhh. I have to paddle to earn my $100k.
JimG: I’m not saying it doesn’t look challenging, I’m just turned off by people claiming overhead waves so hard. Not trying to offend…
Is there no other spot in Southern California that holds a decent swell better than Huntington Beach? I can’t get jiggy to this shit!
Lazer=cumdumpster
I got jiggy to the link that anon posted, and by that I mean I masturbated furiously while my dad was at the grocery store.
SmyrnaJeff: Ease up on all that hostility buddy, you sound really weird. And Ehukai’s a fun wave; I’d rather surf it at two feet than what I’m seeing on the internet at HB right now.
Brody what do you look like?
There appear to be epileptic people in dayglo clothes on my screen during a heat. Is this normal in America? Does this often happen to you, I pity you. And I think I understand why so many of you choose to take guns to work and school. I would emigrate if I were you, unless you are a dayglo, jumpy person then please do stay where you are and hey have a nice fucking day.
@ Refreshed
Fuck off you fuzzy foreigner! If you disagree with Americans and our way of life and our values and our guns and our constitution then STAY AWAY! You are probably one of those types that would be happy to come here and take advantage of our freedom and our economy and make a bunch of money and then return to whatever commie hell hole you crawled out of and bad mouth America while at the same time banking all that dough.
In the words of Michael Jackson ” Go away little girl”.
@ SmyrnaJeff
I am feeling your patriotism bro but “Go away little girl” was sung by Donny Osmond not Michael Jackson. I’m just sayin.
@ MakukaGai Red Shield
I look like Mike Hynson circa 1967, just a typical faggot Florida surf rat. I was groomed to be a surf star, but my actual competitive achievements never stacked up to my sense of entitlement. I don’t see how its important or if why you’d expect a sincere response.
thanks anon for the lastnightsparty website tip. Seaman Staines all over it.
Why does my husband go off on topics he knows nothing about…..?
And this infatuation with his cyber “bro” Mark mirrors his level of self contempt.
@ Lazer…. now you know what a piece of shit So Cal is, swell arrives and Lowers and Malibu are the only places capable of holding, pathetic. And you and STu are telling it straight on, jetski’s for beachbreak are lame. Wanna cash 100 g’s, paddle.
Oh No, Jeff is acosting our black neighbors again. Try as he may, he will never convert them into Republicans, especially with the racial slurs.
And Calli Girl, Mark’s wife is pissed you little slut… just between you and I though, Mark is a catch! Unemployed, fat, drunk and angry! Here in the south that’s called Marriage Material!
Is it me, or does Chris Cote look like Homer Simpson? Oh, and Mark is a right-wing, ignorant fuck. Why do you and your conservative ilk hate America Mark?
@ Surfing Terrorist
I love America. I just hate Rachel Maddow, Keith Oberbarn, Rahm Emmanuel, David Axelrod, Rosie O’donnel, Nancy Pelosi. Harry Reid, Sean Penn, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden and a large chunk of San Francisco, Seattle and Portland.
I won’t say that I hate President Obama because i have respect for the office of President of the Untied States of America. Unlike all of you lefties that lambasted President Bush (whose policies I DO NOT approve of btw).
The man who hastily generalizes is the man who is ignorant and naive.
George W. Bush had one of the highest approval ratings in the history of the Presidency shortly after 9/11. Your “lefties that lambasted President Bush” argument that you right-wing kooks keep spitting out is b.s. Bush had everyone’s support. He blew it with stupidity.
You hate some of America’s most beautiful cities, fine. It’s your opinion, you have that right (although I’m surprised you didn’t list New York City, Boston, and Chicago). I hate the vast majority of redneck hick towns, especially the ones in the South. Same for the majority of names listed because I’m with you on most of them. Not all though.
You list Michelle Obama. Why? Because she’s intelligent? Because she comes from a strong family background? Because she advocates home gardening and environmental causes? Because she’s raising her daughters proper? You’re a vial man Mark who judges those that aren’t like you, which is a strong sign of being very insecure.
In a way though, I do feel a little sorry for right-wing kooks. You have no leader to look up to. You list Ronald Reagan and jeebus, but one of them did far more harm than good, and there’s no proof the other existed. Best of luck finding your way, poor conservative. Your kind is fading into the sunset.
There you go, proof positive, Mark hates America. Have faith in my word, or die in hell.
@Smyrnajeff 3:56 pm.
As a Keiki rd grom remember Jose Angel (they lived on Ka Waena) paddling out through impassible 10ft Log Cabins to Outer Logs- a half hour later you would start seeing lines on the faces. No jetskis, choppers, etc. Jose also did a lot of water rescues in the Ke-iki-Pipe zone. He would swim with just fins in any size and at least recover the body.
I seriously have my doubts that Jose Angel would even consider doing something as gnarly as this:
I need to put my thinking cap on so I can find a way to steal waves and get on tv at the same time.
@ Surfing Terrorist
This is a surfing website ya kook. We don’t need to listen to your liberal rants. Grab your boogie board, jump in your Honda Insight and split.
@ Surfing Terrorist
I would bet my lifted f-250 diesal 4×4 crew cab, my fishing boat, my quiver of Kechele quads and my entire Molly Hatchett collection that you are a honosexual.
If I were still alive I would beat the hell out of that surfing terrorist.
We like the surfing terrorist. He likes our mommy even though our mommy was running a hospital in Chicago, at a VERY inflated salary, that was guilty of patient dumping when she was in charge.
And our daddy and his friends in congress have a great health plan idea for all of YOU people. It isn’t good enough for CONGRESS of course. Oh yeah and wasn’t it cool when my daddy rammed that stimulus bill down America’s throat when neither he nor anyone in congress had even read it first? My daddy is SO cool and SO powerful!!
Fuck Yeah SmyrnaJeff. Wanna go hunt wildebeast in the Everglades with me? I got my Baja Bug 4×4 and Budweiser white cans all set to go. We can jerk each other off the videos of William F. Buckley Jr.
Hog Flu, SmyrnaJeff, The ghost of Bear Bryant, & Sasha and Malia = Mark.
Typical of a dumbfuck conservative to be so transparent when creating multiple handles. Douche.
@ Surfing Terrorist: Thank you. And to all you who missed it: no proof Jesus existed exists other than the bible. Odd that someone who was such a threat was never mentioned in a historical document except for gospels, which were written, at the earliest, several decades after his death.
Did you actually say something in this post? All my focus went on those sandy tits. Sorry.
Let me tell you…without doubt my fave performer right now. What a superb performer. Just brilliant!
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