Comments on: The Handicapper General

By: Doody

Doody — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:53:50 +0000

@stranger than fiction

you rock! ah loves ya!

By: elephant (in the room)

elephant (in the room) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 07:38:59 +0000

Ehhh, correct me if I’m wrong, but a formulaic diatribe involving a semi-professional surfer, chinchilla tails and windowless vans didn’t bring any successful results in Google.

Should I search H.P. Lovecraft quotes and surfing to get more of this formulaic prose?

I’m at a loss.

Obviously, Shreddy Roosevelt holds the key to the Pop-Surfing Blog that I’m evidently missing.

By: Blasphemy Rottmouth

Blasphemy Rottmouth — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:48:11 +0000

Heh heh heh. You children be careful not to crap your new pull-ups while you fling paste at each other.

By: elephant

elephant — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:11:10 +0000

Yes, we’ll wait for your superior wit to give us all a run for our money….

tic… toc…

By: elephant

elephant — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:05:46 +0000

I suppose those who shun the use of a thesaurus are mentally superior in that they always have easy access to their assholes.

By: elephant

elephant — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:02:33 +0000

@standard’s correct-

hi mark!

By: Standard's correct

Standard's correct — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 03:42:33 +0000

Right on, standard. Not many notice the repeated template formula of BR’s writing.

Drinking game:
-Drink every time BR uses what Standard referred to.
-Or, drink every time BR has someone’s eye socket (or some other version of eye socket ie. ocular cavity) fucked.
-Or, drink every thirteenth time you come across blatant thesaurus abuse (or, if we give him the benefit of an undergrad’s vocabulary, drink every thirteenth time you come across awkward and unstylistic use of said vocabulary).

The new Postsurf readers enjoy him, the super-fans too (these type fervently support anything), those who bore easily with formulaic diatribe think otherwise.

By: Haiku Patrol

Haiku Patrol — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:21:38 +0000

Actually, that was a good haiku Crusty. 5-7-5 was maintained. Lmao!

By: Crusty Native

Crusty Native — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:54:08 +0000

missed a syllable

By: Crusty Native

Crusty Native — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:52:06 +0000

fin less mind less fun
danger kooks run over you
splinter in your ass