Comment of the Week goes to L'Estranger, who has fit another piece of the TurtleGate puzzle snugly into place.
“Mother always likes to wear turtle pins, for instance.” - Reverend Sun Myung Moon
Hmmm . . . This may be the best find yet:
1) Reverend Moon’s mother fancies wearing turtle pins.
2) Followers of the Reverend Sun Myung Moon are referred to as “Moonies.”
3) Andrew Mooney is hardly a variation on “Moonies”
If the Moonies are indeed behind TurtleGate, I may be in very great danger indeed. Oh, the irony: readers worry about Da Hui, Da Wolfpak, or Da Brazillians snuffing out my meaningless existence.
In reality, these cabals are but children at play compared to the Moonies.
For those of you who don't know,
How does Andrew Mooney, hard-charging Aussie turtle molester, fit in to all this?
Frankly, I fear he may be the White Heung-Jin Moon - continuous channel of Reverend Moon's deceased second son. This is a terrifying prospect indeed, considering the reign of terror attributed to the last continuous channel of Heung-Jin Moon - a Zimbabwaen known as the Black Heung-Jin Moon.
The second son of Hak Ja Han and Moon,
For several years church members "
Long-time member Damian Anderson reports seeing him "knock people's heads together, hit them viciously with a baseball bat, smack them around the head, punch them, and handcuff them with golden handcuffs"
Nansook Hong recounts: "No one outside the
Pray for me, PostSurf readers. These forces of darkness are not far behind, seeking to silence my voice before I uncover the true nefarious secrets of TurtleGate.