Comments on: GUEST POST: CLOWNS EVERYWHERE

By: Suzuki Repair Manual

Suzuki Repair Manual — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:40:10 +0000

Suzuki Repair Manualshas a virtually endless list of manufacturers, models and vintages that is so comprehensive that you will find yourself trying to catch it out by looking for your old cars on there as well as downloading the guide for your current one. With this information to hand, all you need to concern yourself with is downloading the correct manual and keeping the information close to hand for the hopefully rare occasions when a fault occurs.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:23:02 +0000

So good to hear, Jamon….

Now that we have breakfast covered, who’s got lunch?

The insurrection is on.

By: Jamon Bagel

Jamon Bagel — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:34:57 +0000

@Mike. You’re right. I just needed a single voice to bring me back. I was rolling on down to the local SUPermarket to cave in, visions of paddling myself out on a fat 10 footer to steal waves from the surfers while drinking from a beer helmet and keeping the angry at bay with a waterproof .380 sidearm.

But NOOOOOOO…. we fight on, like the last humans fought the machines in the Matrix, like Flava Flav fights the power, like Rzzzbzzzzphlph fights for every bowel movement!!!

By: Jack G

Jack G — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:19:54 +0000

I’ve uncovered further shocking footage showing Andrew Mooney’s bizarre turtle fetish takes place on land and as well as in the pacific ocean.

Warning the following link may upset some readers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

This graphic clip shows the sick pleasure that Mr Mooney takes in violating his innocent victims until he satisfies his own primal urges. Turtles around the world are living in fear of Mr. Mooney, a fear that will not subside until his capture and arrest.

By: RYMB

RYMB — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:10:12 +0000

@ Mike

Well said and well done. Cheers.

By: OCSN

OCSN — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:53:43 +0000

99 cents right here. To be continued.

Troglasnake.

By: A Mailman named Dave

A Mailman named Dave — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:15:22 +0000

Hey Cote, why don’t you feature my effort to make the CT? Heat scores, expression session air success and I still make my mail route each and every day. Multi tasking, versatile and diverse….. a euro pro moving and shaking up the ladder of sterile homogeny towards Tim Boal status. Yeah, neither sleet, rain or hail……

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:06:43 +0000

Fucking Bagel, stay on point. You’re wavering more than a democratic majority to a drug addled radio host with no vote. Conviciton, even for breakfast sandwichs, is highly revered. Just stop baking yourself with partially hydrogenated oils no matter how glassy they make your farts.

Street Sweepers Union 243 must be confronted and driven back to San Onofre. The stakes are too high for Jamon to roll around in the croissant of depression.

How is dropping your subscription price brown nosing pro’s, CCote? How about hiring a real writer to write about what all the dim fucks on this website do everyday and give the corporate puppets (pros) a pass. That or feature Erica H swimsuit editions every month…. that would do it. There is no publication that devotes itself to surfing outside of the puppets, none. Might be worth a try, give George Herron a reason to take your mag out of the bathroom occasionally.

By: P.J. O'Rourke

P.J. O'Rourke — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:37:11 +0000

AssClown,

Teaching is a part time job. Hence the pay scale.

By: Jamon Bagel

Jamon Bagel — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:31:19 +0000

ah, fuck it. Gimme a goddamned oar.