Staying cool in the surf world is all about keeping up with the latest trends.

I've noticed that the best young surfers in the world share a common bond: they love Backdoor action.

In the latest issue of Transworld,  Dusty Payne tells us the last advice his manager gave him was "No babies in the bum."

Stab, being an Australian outlet, is a bit more forthright on the subject.

Here's a direct quote from their Jordy Smith Sex interview:

"Ass play: Definitely done it with a couple of girls. One cougar liked having sex in her butt, like, 80 per cent of the time. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?"

It's heartwarming to see the surfing superstars of tomorrow acting as positive role models for today's grom.

My favorite lil' grom reader Charlie D. from the OC noticed  - he wrote in with this question:

Hay,

Ive been readin STAB they had a hole innerview with JORDY about SEX wich is AWSOME but kinda sucks for me cause I promised mom a vow of obstinance until I'm 16 at least.  But then i got STOKED when I read about Jordy and the cougar that he did in the BUTT LOL!!!!  My friend at church told me Jesus sez U R still a virgin if U put it in the Butt.

So hears my question.  Jordy says that Cougar liked it in the butt 80% of the time.  Im not dum - I no what a cougar is and no what 80% means.  So I asked this one girl Stacy who is in the grade above me if I could put it in her butt.  She said no.  So I asked her  10 times and she didn't say OK even ONCE so I don't think Jordy is rite with that 80% thing.  What am I doin WRONG? An if stacy sez yes how do I git it in there?

thanx bro, CHARLIE D>