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COMMENT OF THE WEEK: Survival of the Fittest

Comment of the Week goes to Fishing w/ Brautigan.  Why?
1) His screen name alludes to a brilliant alcoholic mentally-ill American writer who committed suicide with a handgun in 1984, a stone's throw from my childhood homebreak.
2) Fishing with Brautigan's comment - a semi-incoherent fitness diatribe from someone who seemingly obsesses over professional surfers' exact weights [...]

J-BAY POWER RANKINGS: 21-25

Tim Reyes
Now that his hair has grown out a bit, I’ve finally realized what’s creepy about Tim Reyes: he very closely resembles a ventriloquist’s dummy.  Next time Tim wins a heat and gets interviewed by GT, I’m going to look carefully and determine whether GT is talking out of the side of his mouth with [...]

Did Parko steal the Lindbergh baby?

Back to ASP concerns:
An insightful Joel Parkinson interview is up on Surfline.
It includes one bombshell revelation:
When asked about family, Parko announces "I even had a dream that I had Barca's baby."
Bitch said WHAT now?
Naturally, I re-read that wonderful sentence a few times before moving on to the next sentence.  At first, I thought this was [...]