Tag Archives: sell out

Sell-Out of the Week: Karina Petroni!

It's time to announce the latest PostSurf Sell-Out of the Week!
Like almost everyone else who works in the surf industry, this whorish schemer has hopped into bed with corporations in order to extend the glide.  Don’t be hatin’ - we all do it!  Difference is, Karina Petroni does it like a porn star.  And for [...]

Sell-Out of the Week: Drew Brophy!

Big news: Surf Artist Drew Brophy has been crowned PostSurf's Sell-Out of the Week!
Like almost everyone else who works in the surf industry, this whorish schemer has hopped into bed with corporations in order to extend the glide.  Don't be hatin' - we all do it!  Difference is, Drew Brophy does it like a porn [...]

Deuce Whitlock: Male Gigolo

A recent trend in surf "journalism" is recounting the sexual exploits of pro surfers.
First Stab began their "Joy of Sex" feature - That's how I found out that Jordy Smith does anal with cougars, and has this to say about pubic hair: "No pubes! I prefer lasered. Girls can have them lasered and hair will [...]

HELP! I want to SELL OUT!

Hey Yall.  With the economy being so bad, I think I better SELL OUT any way I can.
What can I do to make everyone like this website?
Maybe I should post photos of me BROing out with super awesome, relevant pro surfers and then all you surf fans will be like, "Wow, you're so cool, I [...]